It's a boob, get over it Breastfeeding mom, it's a boob, get over it. Perfect way of telling all the idiots to mind their own business. Boobs are here for baby milk, that's what I'm gonna use 'em for. |
Notorious breastfeeder Notorious breastfeeder in fun, funky text in a variety of fleshtones just like our beautiful, nurishing, boobs! A funny, bold, and snarky design for anyone who chose to nurse. |
weapons of mass production breastfeeding Funny breastfeeding t-shirt for any nursing mommy or pregnant / expecting mother! Yep, these babies really produce! Great gift for any mama with a breastfed baby. Human milk is best. |
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I breastfeed in public Let the world know your stance on breastfed babies and nursing in public. It's just a boob and baby has to eat. What's the big deal? I breastfeed in public! Great for any lactivist. |
I'll have a breast Cute, funny play on a turkey dinner: Go on and take the drumstick, I'll have a breast - for your breastfed baby. Especially great for thanksgiving or christmas at your in-laws house! |
Breastfed - not enough formula How often have you heard women say they 'couldn't breastfeed' because they didn't make enough milk? This tongue-in-cheek breastfeeders t-shirt is our take on the situation. |
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i drink out of the tap Cute, funny breastfeeding baby t-shirt: I drink straight out of the tap in distressed grunge text. Perfect baby shower gift for a mommy who will be nursing her baby. |
Moo juice for little moos Adorable baby calf and text: save the moo juice for the little moos. Cute, funny breastfeeding tee with the message: baby cows drink cow milk (and cow milk products) human babies should nurse! |
Still breastfeeding! Yes, I am STILL breastfeeding! How is that your business? Some folks are nosey, some are just rude, let 'em know to back off! It's nobody's business but yours how long you nurse your baby. |
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Lactivist - flowers Lactivist in bold blue text with a nice pair of familiar looking flowers in stategic locations! Funny, clever, and cute, it's perfect for shyer breastfeeding proponents or for wear to work. |
boob junkie breastfed baby Your breastfed baby drinks till he or she passes out then wakes up ready for more of mommy's boobie! Boob junkie is a funny, cute way to describe the hungry nursling. |
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Amazing breastfeeder Breastfeeder, my boobs and my baby are AMAZING! Brag about your big, healthy boobs and your big, healthy baby with these t-shirts for nursing moms. 'Babies' version, too! |
I make milk You cook, you clean, you change diapers, kiss owies, you do it all! You ARE a superhero. I make milk, what's YOUR super power? Perfect gift for proud breastfeeding moms! |
Just cover up? "Just cover up"? Would YOU like eating with a blanket over your head? Great lactivist sentiment and good question. Perfect gift for pro - lactation moms and breastfeeding mothers |
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Yes, they're real Proud of your beautiful breastfeeding boobs? Love the lush look of a new mom? not only are you doing what's best for your baby but you're looking good doing it. Yes, they're real! |
Breast man breastfeeding baby Plain and simple: your baby boy is happy, healthy and breastfed. He's a shameless Breast Man. Great gift for breastfeeders with infant boys. Sizes to fit Dad, too! Plus funny maternity. |
Nursling - lamb If your baby is a breastfed baby then he or she is a nursling, taking in the perfect food - his mother's milk - just like every other mammal on earth. Adorable lamb completes the design. |
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Boob it A must for breastfed babies or moms breastfeeding! Just boob it! Funny, irreverent, design for breastfeeders everywhere. Sure to scandalize the anti nursing crowd. |
Dear boss breastfeeder Dear Boss, no I will NOT pump breastmilk in a restroom stall. Wouls you like YOUR lunch prepared in a TOILET? Never again will we pump in a nasty women's room or a closet!! |
Lactivist - pink A cute lactivist design with a hip, retro look in pink. Great gift for a breastfeeding mom or pro breast is best friend. Excellent baby shower gift for mothers of breastfed babies! |
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Breastfeeding isn't sex What sort of dirty-minded person equates feeding one's child with sex? Breastfeeding isn't sexual! It's not obscene! It's just a baby eating the food nature intended for him! |
Yes, breastfeeder Why yes I AM a breastfeeder! With cute, funny stretched text to show off your boobs. Show your pride in lactation! Show off your breasts as vehicles for feeding your child. |
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BF / cloth / cooking mom You're thrifty, efficient, and environmentally conscious. Be proud of it! You're a breastfeeding, cloth diapering, home cooking mom! |