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Lactation central! T-shirts and gifts for breastfeeders about breastfeeding and for breastfed babies. Nursing is a personal choice, come celebrate and support your parenting style.

It's a boob, get over it

It's a boob, get over it
Breastfeeding mom, it's a boob, get over it. Perfect way of telling all the idiots to mind their own business. Boobs are here for baby milk, that's what I'm gonna use 'em for.

Notorious breastfeeder

Notorious breastfeeder
Notorious breastfeeder in fun, funky text in a variety of fleshtones just like our beautiful, nurishing, boobs! A funny, bold, and snarky design for anyone who chose to nurse.

weapons of mass production breastfeeding

weapons of mass production breastfeeding
Funny breastfeeding t-shirt for any nursing mommy or pregnant / expecting mother! Yep, these babies really produce! Great gift for any mama with a breastfed baby. Human milk is best.

I breastfeed in public

I breastfeed in public
Let the world know your stance on breastfed babies and nursing in public. It's just a boob and baby has to eat. What's the big deal? I breastfeed in public! Great for any lactivist.

I'll have a breast

I'll have a breast
Cute, funny play on a turkey dinner: Go on and take the drumstick, I'll have a breast - for your breastfed baby. Especially great for thanksgiving or christmas at your in-laws house!

Breastfed - not enough formula

Breastfed - not enough formula
How often have you heard women say they 'couldn't breastfeed' because they didn't make enough milk? This tongue-in-cheek breastfeeders t-shirt is our take on the situation.

i drink out of the tap

i drink out of the tap
Cute, funny breastfeeding baby t-shirt: I drink straight out of the tap in distressed grunge text. Perfect baby shower gift for a mommy who will be nursing her baby.

Moo juice for little moos

Moo juice for little moos
Adorable baby calf and text: save the moo juice for the little moos. Cute, funny breastfeeding tee with the message: baby cows drink cow milk (and cow milk products) human babies should nurse!

Still breastfeeding!

Still breastfeeding!
Yes, I am STILL breastfeeding! How is that your business? Some folks are nosey, some are just rude, let 'em know to back off! It's nobody's business but yours how long you nurse your baby.

bad little mother sucker

Lactivist - flowers

Lactivist - flowers
Lactivist in bold blue text with a nice pair of familiar looking flowers in stategic locations! Funny, clever, and cute, it's perfect for shyer breastfeeding proponents or for wear to work.

boob junkie breastfed baby

boob junkie breastfed baby
Your breastfed baby drinks till he or she passes out then wakes up ready for more of mommy's boobie! Boob junkie is a funny, cute way to describe the hungry nursling.

Amazing breastfeeder

Amazing breastfeeder
Breastfeeder, my boobs and my baby are AMAZING! Brag about your big, healthy boobs and your big, healthy baby with these t-shirts for nursing moms. 'Babies' version, too!

I make milk

I make milk
You cook, you clean, you change diapers, kiss owies, you do it all! You ARE a superhero. I make milk, what's YOUR super power? Perfect gift for proud breastfeeding moms!

Just cover up?

Just cover up?
"Just cover up"? Would YOU like eating with a blanket over your head? Great lactivist sentiment and good question. Perfect gift for pro - lactation moms and breastfeeding mothers

Yes, they're real

Yes, they're real
Proud of your beautiful breastfeeding boobs? Love the lush look of a new mom? not only are you doing what's best for your baby but you're looking good doing it. Yes, they're real!

Breast man breastfeeding baby

Breast man breastfeeding baby
Plain and simple: your baby boy is happy, healthy and breastfed. He's a shameless Breast Man. Great gift for breastfeeders with infant boys. Sizes to fit Dad, too! Plus funny maternity.

Nursling - lamb

Nursling - lamb
If your baby is a breastfed baby then he or she is a nursling, taking in the perfect food - his mother's milk - just like every other mammal on earth. Adorable lamb completes the design.

Boob it

Boob it
A must for breastfed babies or moms breastfeeding! Just boob it! Funny, irreverent, design for breastfeeders everywhere. Sure to scandalize the anti nursing crowd.

Dear boss breastfeeder

Dear boss breastfeeder
Dear Boss, no I will NOT pump breastmilk in a restroom stall. Wouls you like YOUR lunch prepared in a TOILET? Never again will we pump in a nasty women's room or a closet!!

Lactivist - pink

Lactivist - pink
A cute lactivist design with a hip, retro look in pink. Great gift for a breastfeeding mom or pro breast is best friend. Excellent baby shower gift for mothers of breastfed babies!

Breastfeeding isn't sex

Breastfeeding isn't sex
What sort of dirty-minded person equates feeding one's child with sex? Breastfeeding isn't sexual! It's not obscene! It's just a baby eating the food nature intended for him!

Yes, breastfeeder

Yes, breastfeeder
Why yes I AM a breastfeeder! With cute, funny stretched text to show off your boobs. Show your pride in lactation! Show off your breasts as vehicles for feeding your child.

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BF / cloth / cooking mom

BF / cloth / cooking mom
You're thrifty, efficient, and environmentally conscious. Be proud of it! You're a breastfeeding, cloth diapering, home cooking mom!


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