Dinos don't go to bed cute Adorable green dinosaur says rawr and announces that dinos don't HAVE to go to bed! Cute japanese manga chibi style reptile makes a great t-shirt for baby, toddler, or grown-ups |
Steampunk baby Steampunk baby! Vintage retro Victorian pram with smokestack and steam engine. Baby even has a telescope! With or without the words this is a great gift for any Steampunk fan. |
I am the Anti-Princess Sick of people referring to their daughters as princess, diva, or brat like those are GOOD things? Are you or you daughter tough, capable, and smart? You are the Anti-Princess! |
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Clone wars for multiples Funny baby t-shirts, bodysuits, and toddler tees with a clone motif for all you science fiction fans out there! HE'S the clone! |
Gothic baby hearts and skulls Cool, gothic vector art with skulls, splatters, and hearts for any Goth mom, emo baby, or for Halloween. Gothic baby in ornate script. |
What happens when geeks marry This is what happens when geeks marry in bright green. Funny baby or toddler t-shirt for any offspring of two geeks. Geeks rule! |
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Icky bugs ... COOL! Great t-shirt for your bug fan or budding entomologist. Icky bugs ... COOL! With ladybug, caterpillar, and bumblebee. Perfect gift for a science teacher's kid, too! |
Don't touch me baby Don't touch me, you don't know where I've been! Funny baby creeper or tee for any germophobe's infant or just to remind folks to NOT put their nasty hands on your baby! |
Going to help out, or what? Rude, snarky, and to the point. Got un-asked-for guests after you have the baby? Expect some? Why spend all your time listening to criticism and waiting on folks? Get this for baby! |
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Smart capable girl empowerment Girl power! Empower your daughters with this great t-shirt for strong young women. I am not a diva, I am not a brat, I am not a princess, I am a smart, capable girl, get used to it. |
Enfant terrible baby Enfant terrible, literally 'terrifying child' in French (pronounced 'on-font ter-E-bluh'). Super funny onesie for a precocious baby or t-shirt for a rambunctious toddler, in pink or blue vintage text. |
Rude l'il Dude who's yo baby Evil Genius Woman's own Rude Li'l Dude asks: "Who's yo baby?" in a clever, hip, funny, baby onesie that's a play on 'who's your daddy'. With grumpy Dude pointing at viewer. |
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Wow, you're old Wow, you're old. Well to a baby you are, even if you're his 16 month old sister. Cute, funny baby onesie guaranteed to startle the in-laws. Buy two and give one as a gift! |
Gettin my pirate on Our own Rude L'il Dude with his eyepatch and earring, with his trademark paci and scowl gettin his pirate on! Funny baby tee for your little pirate. Grab your barrel of rum and a cute wench! |
Time to hit the bottle Whether it's formula or breastmilk, let everyone know that your baby is a serious drinker. Time to hit the bottle with artsy bottle of milk. Cute gift for expecting mom-to-be at the baby shower. |
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Gettin my ninja on Our own Rude L'il Dude dressed all in black, with his trademark paci and scowl gettin his ninja on! Funny baby tee for your little ninja. Grab your nunchuks and throwing stars! |
have you washed your hands baby Some are confessed germaphobes, ALL moms want to keep baby healthy. Have you washed your hands? in grungy text says it all without mincing words. Funny, cute, important message. |
Tantrum warning sign baby Danger! next tantrum .06 seconds on bright yellow warning sign. Great for willful babies, perfect for toddlers. Funny way to warn everyone that a meltdown is coming soon. |
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NO! sunset attitude baby What's YOUR toddler's favorite word? Mine's is NO! You hear it thirty times a day. Cute, colorful, rainbow NO! in large text. Simple and to the point t-shirt for your stubborn child. |
get out of my face baby Yeah, I'm happy you're happy, now get out of my face! How rude is it for all these people to put their faces right in your baby's face?! Jeez, leave me alone! Funny, cute response for baby. |
Mine! colorful warp field toddler MINE! The cry of the toddler, two year olds especially. Any mom or dad with this age group child is familiar with this word. Cute, funny, baby clothes for your little independant soul. |
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Just checking I'm OK, I was just checking your response time! Funny baby clothes for your cute little one. How many times have you heard your baby cry only to go to him or her and there's nothing wrong? |
Why? toddler, pre- schooler From NO! and MINE! to the endless WHY?, your toddler to pre-schooler will drive you nuts. These classic, funny t-shirts and onesies make cute gifts for your little question asker. |
Cute little monster Cthulhu Is that Cthulhu on those onesies, toddler tees, and kid's clothes? Cool green tentacles hang down the side of this miskatonic design. Super gift for little Kraken / caribbean pirate fans, too! |
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Rude lil dude dumb advice Our updated version of our original, famous 'dumb advice' design featuring Rude Li'l Dude who tells it like it is! Please don't give my mommy any dumb advice, she's doing just FINE! The perfect gift |
Baby Cthulhu hungers Feed me! Consult your necronomicon and get your miskatonic infant this cute onesie or tee with bright green drips of slime. Baby Cthulhu hungers, mom! |
All that counts This is what really matters! The house isn't perfectly clean, mom's hair isn't perfectly styled, but I am HAPPY, and that's all that counts! Great gift for great moms. |
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Hug junkie baby Funny baby onesies and tees with hug junkie in deep blue on the front. All babies LOVE hugs and some are simply addicted. Cute funny gift for your little snuggle bunny. |
No email to mom Another original Rude l'il Dude design for those idiots in public who glare at a fussing infant: What? I'm a baby. I cry. What am I supposed to do, send her an email? Super newborn gift. |
One bad little mother sucker Funny, clever, new take on the classic mother sucker design. Great for breastfed babies or shower gift for breastfeeding mom. One bad little mother sucker is full of attitude - not your average baby |
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I do all my own stunts Perfect for your baby monkey or your toddler gymnast! I do all my own stunts in gold with crashed tricycle. Good shower gift! |
No YOU calm down Great t-shirt or onesie for your toddler or stubborn baby. No YOU calm down! Works great on pre-schooers and teens too! |
Born in a barn Have you ever said to your child: were you born in a barn?! Well get him the shirt that proves it! Born in a barn in rustic dark brown on onesies, toddler tees, bibs, and kids shirts. |
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Raised by wolves Have you ever said to your child: were you raised by wolves?! Well get him the shirt that proves it! Raised by wolves in rustic dark brown on onesies, toddler tees, bibs, and kids shirts. |
Barn and wolves Born in a barn AND raised by wolves! Cute, funny way to explain your child's exuberence. This hip design comes on onesies, toddler tees, and bibs as well as kid's t-shirts. Cool gifts. |
I was worth the wait I was worth the wait! Whether nine months or nine years, your precious baby was well worth it! Great gift for anyone who's overcome infertility, is adopting, or any new mom. |
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Nine inside Face it, your newborn just spent the last nine months incarcerated! This funny, cool design is sure to get a few laughs. Great baby shower gift or for the new mom or new dad. |
Cathulhu Great onesies, tees, bibs, plus shirts for older kids with adorable Cthulhu Cat: Cathulhu! Perfect gift for cat lovers, pet fans, Cthulhu or Lovecraft followers or just kids who think he's cute! |
Can date when I'm thirty Adorable design for any daddy's little girl: My daddy says I can date when I'm thrity! With lovely green scrolls. Makes a cute gift for a new dad or baby shower! |
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Cereal killer Our version of the classic Cereal Killer design! Cute and funny shirt for baby just learning to eat solids or toddler or bigger kid who just loves that breakfast cereal. |
Ladies' man Great design for your little heartbreaker of a son! Ladies man in bold over a cute retro vintage image of a naked baby. Perfect shower gift for moms expecting boys. |
I was SO worth it Ideal design for IVF or other ART baby, adopted child, infant after infertility, any long-awaited sweet & perfect addition to your family. No matter what we had to go though, they were SO worth it! |
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Spit that out Your baby hears it so many times he might think it's his name! Hi, my name is "Ahh, spit that out!" Cute, funny, bibs, onesies, and baby tees for your little floor cleaner. |
Then stop talking to me If you don't like my attitude, then stop talking to me! Cute, funny tee for sassy kids or teens and also available for babies with our own Rude Li'l Dude on onesies and toddler t-shirts! |
Baby 'thulhu If you're a Lovecraft fan or just a devotee of the Cthulhu mythos you'll appreciate these cool onesies and tees. Baby 'thulhu! A cute baby Cthulhu complete with diaper and skull rattle! |
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Mr. Right Go ahead and show the mommies of little girls how perfect you think your son is! Mr. Right in deep blue on onesies, tees, and bibs. Perfect gift for moms who think their little boys are great! |
Lovechild Any baby conceived in love is a lovechild! Perfect shower gift for neo hippies, green, earth children and the like. Also just a cute, pretty shower gift for any new infant! |
Rude Li'l Dude mother sucker Our Rude Li'l Dude cops some attitude in his own take on the classic mother sucker breastfeeding design. One bad mother sucker! |
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Pluto Mommy, if Pluto is too small to be a planet, am I too small to be a person? Adorable tee, onesie, and baby bib with this charming message in support of poor Pluto. |
Pirate flag Great pirate flag gear for baby (or kids). Black flag with the skull and crossbones of the jolly roger! Whether you're on the caribbean or not this tee, bib, or onesie is sure to be a hit! |
Rude lil dude not gas Our own Rude Li'l Dude tells it like it is with: It's not gas. I just want you to go away! Great shower gift for the not so sociable baby! |
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Et tu baby Et tu Baby? You too, baby? Funny onesie, tees, and bibs for baby latin scholars or children of well educated university professors! Great gifts for the learned. |
like you stole it baby Drive it like you stole it! Hod rod racing stroller with retro flames. Perfect cool, hip tee or onesie for the baby on the go or gift for the modern expecting mom at the baby shower. |
Good at two I am two and I am VERY good at it! Great gift for any parent of a two year old who is really really good at what he or she does - being TWO! |
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Good at three I am three and I am VERY good at it! Great gift for any parent of a three year old who is really really good at what he or she does - being THREE! |
Good at four I am four and I am VERY good at it! Great gift for any parent of a four year old who is really really good at what he or she does - being FOUR! |
Rude lil dude time waste Our own Rude Li'l Dude tells it like it is with: if you're not here to change my diaper, then you're just wasting my time! Perfect gift for those moms and dads who would like mother in law to change |
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Tax deduction Perfect shower gift for babies born around tax time! Daddy's little tax deduction. Great for any new baby of an accountant! |
Warning two Warning! This shirt contains one two-year-old! Stand clear! Cute funny tee, onesie, bib, for your special whirlwind age TWO! |
Warning three Warning! This shirt contains one three-year-old! Stand clear! Cute funny tee, onesie, bib, for your special whirlwind age THREE! |
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Warning four Warning! This shirt contains one four-year-old! Stand clear! Cute funny tee, onesie, bib, for your special whirlwind age FOUR! |
Arrr mommy Arr, Mommy! Avast there and bring my supper, wench! Cute pirate themed tees, onesies, and bibs with a jolly roger on! |
Rude lil dude boobies Our own Rude Li'l Dude tells it like it is with: You don't have my boobies! Perfect gift for those moms who breastfeed their baby! |
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Drool hard Infancy is short, drool hard! Cute royal blue on onesies, tees, and bibs for your easy livin' hard droolin' baby. |
Rude lil dude evil genius Our own Rude Li'l Dude tells it like it is with: Evil Baby Genius? Perfect gift for those moms and dads with an evil genius, mad scientist, or mastermind baby! |
Little monster Our very own original Little Monster on bib, onesie, and tee for your little monster! Perfect shower gift for anyone with an infant or expecting a baby. |
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Spill area Warning, spill area, stand clear! Great cute warning sign for messy babies, pukey newborns, sloppy toddlers. These tees, onesies, and bibs make great shower gifts. |
Sleep is for the weak Newborn? Bad sleeper? Colicky baby? Perfect gift for any mom or dad with that sort of infant or a toddler, kid, or mom who never sleeps. Sleep is for the weak! |
Rude li'l dude up in my grill Our own Rude Li'l Dude tells it like it is with: Why you all up in my grill? Perfect gift for those moms and dads who just can't stand strangers shoving their faces right up to baby's! |
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Goth Baby Cool gothic design with cute skull for any goth baby you know! Great gift for new moms and dads who are into the goth scene. Also perfect for Halloween. |
Don't call me Princess Have a firecracker of a daughter? Does she like splashing in puddles and swinging from trees instead of all that girly crap? Don't call me princess for smart, capable girls. |
Give mommy a break Hey grandma, give mommy a break OK? Perfect for moms who just need a little breather with baby or pushy mothers-in-law who just won't let up with the snide comments. |
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Original Dumb Advice Our original classic dumb advice design! Please don't give my mommy any dumb advice, she's doing just fine! On bibs, onesies, and toddler tees now in three colors! |
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