Evil Genius Blue > Teachers, education, school, writing, grammar

Anything and everything for teachers, principals, professors, educators of any stripe. Anyone who does one of the hardest jobs in the world in our schools will find gifts here. Funny, snarky, and serious t-shirts for teachers, professors, principals, school staff, writers, grammar police, and more.

Writing widow Are you a writing widow? Is husband, boyfriend, fiance a writer, poet, or blogger? Is it November, is he doing NaNoWriMo? You're a writing widow, girl.	Almost finished my novel Perfect gift for any aspiring novelist. I've almost finished my novel ... It doesn't matter if you have been teaching for 20 years or if you are in high school, everyone has a novel.	Writing widower Are you a writing widower? Is wife, girlfriend, fiancee a writer, poet, or blogger? Is it November, is she doing NaNoWriMo? You're a writing widower, dude.
math puns sine of madness Math puns are the first sine of madness. Funny t-shirt for math geeks, math teachers, or any mathletes out there! If mathematics is your forte then this is the design for you!	Pay attention funny teacher Pay attention! You won't be able to Google this stuff during those job interviews. Funny teacher t-shirt for those teaching kids who have no idea how important an education is.	Educator distressed text Tough, no-nonsense grunge distressed text with the single word: Educator. Great for serious teachers. It's a tough, often thankless, job. This is a tough teacher design.
Writing, ask dad I'm writing, go ask your father. Perfect for writers, screenwriters, poets, tech writers, even bloggers. Writing with kids around is challenging at best!	No talk now, writing A grittier, grungier version of another Evil Genius design. This one is for those hard core writers who just need to say it in the least amount of words. No talk now. WRITING.	Writing, ask mom I'm writing, go ask your mother. Perfect for writers, screenwriters, poets, tech writers, even bloggers. Writing with kids around is challenging at best!
Relax, English teacher here You can relax, the English teacher is HERE! Proud, funny, teacher t-shirt for any language arts instructor. Great for get togethers and district meetings. Teacher pride!	Relax, math teacher here You can relax, the math teacher is HERE! Proud, funny, teacher t-shirt for any math instructor. Great for get togethers and district meetings. Teacher pride!	Relax, science teacher here You can relax, the science teacher is HERE! Proud, funny, teacher t-shirt for any science instructor. Great for get togethers and district meetings. Teacher pride!
Can't scare me pre-school Vintage / retro chalkboard with you can't scare me, I teach pre-school! Funny teacher t-shirt makes a great back-to-school gift or teacher appreciation present.	Life is short; read Readers, writers, teachers, professors, and bibliophiles will adore this simple design. Life is short; read. Words to live by for any voracious consumer of literature.	Retired teacher distressed rubber stamp Grunge retro vintage distressed design made to look like a rubber stamp says retired teacher in bold black. Great gift for any teacher who is on permanent summer vacation!
No medication for badly raised Funny and to the point. Too many kids today are 'diagnosed' as learning disabled when really it's bad parenting. It's an insult to those kids who realy ARE special needs!	Can't scare me middle school Vintage / retro chalkboard with you can't scare me, I teach middle school! Funny teacher t-shirt makes a great back-to-school gift or teacher appreciation present.	Can't scare me High School Vintage / retro chalkboard with you can't scare me, I teach High School! Funny teacher t-shirt makes a great back-to-school gift or teacher appreciation present.
Can't scare me elementary Vintage / retro chalkboard with you can't scare me, I teach elementary school! Funny teacher t-shirt makes a great back-to-school gift or teacher appreciation present.	Relax, social studies teacher here You can relax, the social studies teacher is HERE! Proud, funny, teacher t-shirt for any social studies instructor. Great for get togethers and district meetings. Teacher pride!	Relax, Spanish teacher here You can relax, the Spanish teacher is HERE! Proud, funny, teacher t-shirt for any Spanish instructor. Great for get togethers and district meetings. Teacher pride!
Relax, P.E. teacher here You can relax, the P.E. teacher is HERE! Proud, funny, teacher t-shirt for any PE instructor. Great for get togethers and district meetings. Teacher pride!	Can't scare me college Vintage / retro chalkboard with you can't scare me, I teach college! Funny teacher t-shirt makes a great back-to-school gift or teacher appreciation present.	Parent fail, teacher miracle You can't fail to parent your children at home then expect me to work miracles with them in the classroom. For any teacher frustrated over students sent to school unprepared and lacking in discipline.
Teacher not parent I'm your child's teacher NOT his parent. A great message to all parents who send poorly prepared, badly disciplined children to school then expect miracles from the system!	Teacher not magician Can express either a teacher's frustration at being sent overindulged, underdisciplined, unprepared kids or trying to do their jobs with limited resources. Super teacher gift!	Relax, music teacher here You can relax, the music teacher is HERE! Proud, funny, teacher t-shirt for any music instructor. Great for get togethers and district meetings. Teacher pride!
Relax, dance teacher here You can relax, the dance teacher is HERE! Proud, funny, teacher t-shirt for any art instructor. Great for get togethers and district meetings. Teacher pride!	Relax, art teacher here You can relax, the art teacher is HERE! Proud, funny, teacher t-shirt for any art instructor. Great for get togethers and district meetings. Teacher pride!	It's called parenting Funny, snarky, to-the-point gift for teachers. Too many parents don't do their jobs - overindulge, underdiscipline, or just plain ignore their kids then send 'em to school.
Pay attention in school It's tough out in the real world, pay attention in school. Good motivational design for kids, teachers, classrooms. It doesn't take much effort to pay attention for such a great return.	Evil lesson plan, teacher It's not a lesson plan, it's an evil plot to take over the world! Perfect funny teacher t-shirt gift for your favorite educator. Great back to school gift, too.	Can't talk, writing Perfect gift for writers! Grunge, faded, retro / vintage typewriter type with the blunt message: Can't talk, writing! Great for those of us who are butts on seat, words on paper types.
Longer word for stupid A frank, funny, and straightforward t-shirt for teachers, professors, and educators everywhere: Ignorance is not bliss, it's a longer word for STUPID.	Writer with quill pen Great design for the literary among us. Are you a writer? It doesn't matter if it's articles, blogs, poetry, short stories, or novels, if you write then you are a writer.	No scare 4 CD teacher You can't scare me, I teach 4 CD! Whether you call it pre-school or 4 year old kindergarten, or child developement you still rock as the teacher.
Have you seen my book Worst thing ever! You know how it is: you read all the time, carry a book with you everywhere, now you've laid it down and can't find it!	Wordsmith Just WORDSMITH in elegant, confident engraved looking text. Perfect for bibliophiles,speakers, English or language teachers, readers, writers, poets.	Time will pass, will you? Funny teacher t-shirt and great question for students. Time will pass, will you? Are you going to cut up and not pay attention, or are you going to sit down, be quiet, and learn today?
Warning English teacher Funny teacher t-shirt with yellow and black warning / danger sign. Warning, english teacher, your grammar may be corrected at any time! Funny favorite teacher gift or back to school gear.	Warning science teacher Funny teacher t-shirt with yellow and black warning / danger sign. Warning, science teacher, your pwecwptions of the universe may be corrected at any time! Funny back to school gift.	Warning history teacher Funny teacher t-shirt with yellow and black warning / danger sign. Warning, history teacher, your understanding of the past may be corrected at any time! Funny back to school gift.
You have everything you need teacher You already have everything you need to be a success. I simply show you how to use it. I am a teacher. Colorful design is perfect for teachers, mentors, coaches, professors. Powerful message.	Fix your broken grammar A clever play on the horrid "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" we give you:"If 'it ain't broke', then fix your grammar!" Perfect gift for English teachers, members of the grammar police, readers, and w	Icky bugs ... COOL Sure to delight any science teacher or biology major or entomologist, cute ladybug, caterpillar, and bee crawl over this science t-shirt with text: Icky bugs ... COOL! Super kid's birthday gift!
I read dead people Stark, plain and to the point old typewriter-like text spells out I read dead people. Some of my favorite authors are long gone but their words live on and continue to delight. English teacher gift!	No gross science teacher You can't gross me out! I teach science. Perfect gift for a favorite science teacher or professor. Anyone who teaches chemistry, biology, physics, or any of the sciences will be thrilled with this t-	Teachers guide America's future Teachers guide America's future! With stars and stripes apple. A patriotic and meaningful message: appreciate teachers, respect them, pay them more, HELP them help our children succeed.
Warning math teacher Funny teacher t-shirt with yellow and black warning / danger sign. Warning, math teacher, your calculations may be corrected at any time! Funny favorite teacher back to school gift.	Warning art teacher Funny teacher t-shirt with yellow and black warning / danger sign. Warning, art teacher, your technique may be corrected at any time! Funny favorite teacher gift or back to school gear.	Warning music teacher Funny teacher t-shirt with yellow and black warning / danger sign. Warning, music teacher, your fingering may be corrected at any time! Funny favorite teacher gift or back to school gear.
Dance teacher job pride Whether you teach ballet, tap, jazz, hip-hop, clogging, ballroom, latin, or even bellydancing you will love this t-shirt just for dance instructors. Fun, active letters spell out Dance Teacher.	Can't scare retired teacher Nothing you can say will scare me; I'm a retired teacher! If you spent your professional career teaching then you have seen it all. Great gift for the baby boomer or any retired educator.	Science is golden Science is golden with shiny molten gold text. A funny play on 'silence is golden' t-shirt gift for science teachers, evolutionists, scientists, science geeks, etc.
Bad grammar not pretty Bad grammar: it ain't pretty. Clever and not-so-subtle poke at those who eschew correct English. Ain't isn't a word and bad grammar makes the rest of us flinch. Funny t-shirt for teachers.	English teacher job pride English teacher in literary type text. A super way to show your pride in the career you've chosen. It's hard work but you love it and are proud to be a language arts teacher!	Bad grammar in front of mom A pithy play on "do you talk to your mother with that mouth?" now used to correct BAD grammar. Do you talk to your mother with that grammar? You should be ashamed!
History teacher job pride History teacher in vintage historical type text. A super way to show your pride in the career you've chosen. It's hard work but you love it and are proud to be teaching history!	Science teacher job pride Science teacher in funky, fun type text. A super way to show your pride in the career you've chosen. It's hard work but you love it and are proud to be teaching biology,chemistry,or physics!	math teacher job pride Math teacher in brainy, scribble text. A super way to show your pride in the career you've chosen. It's hard work,you love it and are proud to be teaching algebra,geometry, calculus,trig!
Actually am a mad scientist Actually, I AM a mad scientist! with cool atom dotting the 'I'. Perfect gift for science teachers, engineering professors, chemistry heads, physics geeks and anyone who hangs in the lab.	Mathlete math teacher Mathlete in athletic text and three different color versions! Math teachers, math whizzes, folks who have a head for numbers or a beautiful mind will love this t-shirt. Funny and clever gift.	Teaching job description Teaching can be hard:parents, students, the public, and school admins can be difficult. Funny teacher t-shirt with Hi! I attempt to educate the unwilling and the unappreciative. What's your job?
Moment of science A clever, science geeky play on 'moment of silence' this funny teacher t-shirt makes a super gift for any science teachers, science geeks, or professional scientists on your list.	English teacher; you do the math I'm an english teacher; you do the math! Cute, funny design suggested by a language arts teacher. Super back to school gift for a teacher, it comes in a 'books' and 'no books' version.	Teacher/tester No child left untested! Today's teachers are forced to waste valuable teaching time adminstering these standardized tests. Teacher or tester?
Art teacher job pride Art teacher in a finger paint type text. A super way to show your pride in the career you've chosen. It's hard work but you love it and are proud to be teaching art!	P. E. teacher job pride P. E. teacher in a sports type text. A super way to show your pride in the career you've chosen. It's hard work but you love it and are proud to be teaching physical education!	Music teacher job pride Music teacher in an elegant, classic text. A super way to show your pride in the career you've chosen. It's hard work but you love it and are proud to be teaching music,band,or chorus!
Science in cool icons Just the word SCIENCE spelled out in cool icons like a rocket, a folding rule, a human spine. Hip way to show what a science geek you really are! Super gift for proud nerdy science teachers, too.	Grammar police badge The ultimate gift for readers, writers, teachers (especially of language arts / English), or anyone who loves language. Grammar police on a shiny vintage sheriff's badge.	Word nerd Are you an avid reader, a dictionary lover, a member of the grammar police? You're a word nerd and proud of it! Great funny gift for teachers, readers, writers, editors, book collectors, librarians,
Live, love, read Live, love, read with a rainbow and books at the end. Lovely gift for teachers or bibliophiles.	My child reads books	Hero teacher mommy My mommy is my hero, she's a teacher! What kid wouldn't be proud to wear this on t-shirts, Creepers, and bibs? Teaching takes hard work and dedication. Teachers ARE heroes!
Going to the office funny Most of you have had that one kid who thinks he can get away with it and keeps pushing. Well start laughing because he's going to visit the principal! Funny t-shirt gift for any teacher.	Hero teacher daddy My daddy is my hero, he's a teacher! What kid wouldn't be proud to wear this on t-shirts, Creepers, and bibs? Teaching takes hard work and dedication. Teachers ARE heroes!	Read to your children Read to your children! Great message in a cute, colorful, and fun design. Perfect gifts for teachers, librarians, writers, parents, or readers of any stripe.
Not rocket surgery A clever blend of 'it's not rocket science' and 'it's not brain surgery' this t-shirt is a great teacher gift! English teachers can confound the poorly literate. Science teachers will love it just bec	Teaching isn't for sissies Simple message and so very true: teaching isn't for sissies. It takes a strong, capable, dedicated person to be a good teacher and there are plenty of them out there. Good gift!	Books not telly Television cannot replace literature. Read to your children! A powerful message from teachers and librarians to mom and dad. Turn off the TV and get out a stack of books.
Eat. Sleep. Read Designed to look like signs, it's the sentiment of any book lover and avid reader: Eat. Sleep. Read. Perfect funny gift for a teacher, reader, librarian, writer, or bibliophile.	living for summer vacation Living for summer vacation! If you're a teacher, principal, or shool administrator or staff you know it's true! Funny design with happy teacher running out the door, test papers flying!	Honor teachers An Evil Genius Blue original in support of teachers everywhere. Good teachers have a huge impact on our children, HONOR THEM. Great gift and sports a shiny red apple.
Support our teachers A simple message that says it all. The government, the school administrations, parents, & the public, all need to support our teachers! In bold red or a nice blue.	Read - fancy Lovely vintage illuminated-type text and one simple word: Read. Nothing improves and opens your mind like reading books. Good gift for teachers, readers, librarians, any literary types!	On spring break No students, no papers to grade, no meetings, no parents. Bliss! Nope. Not gonna. On spring break! Great gift for anyone in education: student, teacher, principal, or school staff.
No scare middle school teacher You can't scare me, I teach middle school! Let the world know how tough you are. You're part educator, mentor, coach, and parent: you're a teacher and proud of it. Great gift for anyone in educatio	No scare high school teacher You can't scare me, I teach high school! Let the world know how tough you are. You're part educator, mentor, coach, role model, hero, and parent: you're a teacher and proud of it.	No scare elementary school teacher You can't scare me, I teach elementary school! Let the world know how tough you are. You're part educator, mentor, coach, role model, hero, and parent: you're a teacher and proud of it.
Grammar police member Proud member of the Grammar Police. Keeping the world safe from those who didn't pay attention in school! Do you correct others? Are you a natural born editor? This design is for you!	Not vacation It's not summer vacation, it's therapy! Teachers have to put up with a LOT (and for almost no money), summer vacation is the only thing that keeps some of them sane!	ignorance is bliss teacher Great items for any teacher, instructor, professor: if ignorance is bliss then why are my students so grumpy? Funny take on an old saying for educators! Cool green apple image.
'Nauseous' making me sick You feel 'nauseous'? Yeah, you are kind of making me sick. Any intelligent person knows that nauseous means that you make other folks ill - the correct word is 'nauseated', people.	Irregardless is not a word Does it drive you nuts; those folks who say 'irregardless'? Us too! Irregardless is NOT a word, regardless of what some ignorant people think. Great gift for grammarians.	Read - vintage Another design with simply the word read. this time on vintage parchment with elegant script. Reading is the very best thing you can do to improve yourself. Read.
Flammable When's the last time your passion was flammed? It's never been, because 'flammable' isn't a real word. The correct word is 'inflammable' - something that can become inflamed.	No scare pre-school teacher	Spring break request leave me alone ... it's spring break! Perfect gift for teachers, school administrators or staff, or even students. Spring break is for resting. Don't bug me!
No scare guidance counselor	Back to school buttons Buttons, badges, and pins for your backpack, coat, or ID lanyard. Great flair and perfect for back-to-school from elementary to high school to college.