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This section is dedicated to the country life. Whether you farm, ranch, or just live in the sticks and love it, these shirts are for you!

heaps of sheeps, farmer

heaps of sheeps, farmer
Cute gift for anyone who loves sheep! Great for kids or sheep farmers: heaps of sheeps with four adorable sheep piled on one another.

no outfit complete without goat hairs

no outfit complete without goat hairs
Well, it's true isn't it? if you love and hug your goats like we do, there's hair on just about every article of clothing you own! It's a fashion of caprine love.

Barn bum with goat hoofprints

Barn bum with goat hoofprints
Distressed grungy text BARN BUM with cloven hoofprints for any goat lover, pig fancier, sheep raiser, etc. Great gift for any livestock farmer who prefers the barn.

Don't need another goat mantra

Don't need another goat mantra
I do NOT need another goat! yeah, keep telling yourself that. Anyone who loves caprines knows they're irresistable. You can't stop! Colorful mantra on this funny goat t-shirt.

My kids have hooves

My kids have hooves
Perfect goat lover design ('kids', get it?) but also good for anyone who loves cows, pigs, sheep, any cloven footed animal! Great farmer gift.

Money before, goats now

Money before, goats now
I used to have money, now i have goats in distressed grunge font. Funny t-shirt for any goat lover who knows how expensive our caprine obsession can be. Complete with muddy hoof prints.

Ask me about my goats

Ask me about my goats
Cute, fuzzy text in caprine colors and Ask me about my GOATS! We goat lovers and capriculturists will be happy to talk about our goats!

I heart piggies

I heart piggies
Perfect shirt for a future pig farmer, pig breeders, pork producers, potbelly lovers, or anyone who loves piggies! Cute pink pig and grass green text with red heart.

Feed bucket with my name on it

Feed bucket with my name on it
Whether it's horses, cows, goats, sheep, pigs, fowl, llamas, donkeys or what, if you live in the country and keep livestock your animals think that you and the feed pail should be inseparable!

Money for happiness, goats

Money for happiness, goats
Whoever said money can't buy happiness never had goats. How true for caprine fans! Not only do those bucks cost ... well, big bucks, but feed is expensive and makes our goat friends happy.

Yeah, I fix cars

Yeah, I fix cars
Super gift for any country boy or girl or car freak or shade tree mechanic. Cute for women who can turn a wrench. Ball peen hammer, gears, and wrench help make up automotive text.

Real goat getter

Real goat getter
Funny t-shirt play on 'go-getter', I'm a real GOat getter! says more - as in: you spend a lot of time getting your goats! They ARE the cutest escape artists you'll ever love. Funny goat gift.

One goat short

One goat short
One goat short of a herd! A funny t-shirt for goat lovers or caprine fans that's a play on "one brick shy of a load". Yeah, we goat folks are nuts - and we always need more goats!

Buy more goats voices

Buy more goats voices
The voices in my head said: buy more goats! Funny t-shirt for goat lovers with muddy hoofprints and distressed text. We caprine fans just can't get enough. Too many goats? No way!

One sheep short

One sheep short
One sheep short of a flock! A funny t-shirt for shepherds or sheep breeders that's a play on "one brick shy of a load". Yeah, we sheep folks are nuts - and we always need more sheep!

Just jealous of my goats

Just jealous of my goats
Just admit it, your jealous of my goats! Great for lovers of caprines, makes a cool goat gift, too. Perfect on t-shirts, mugs, and stickers for anyone who farms or keeps goats!

Goat lady

The goats get everything

The goats get everything
Don't bother sucking up. When I die the goats get everything! Cute, funny gift for any lover of caprines. That's just how we feel about our goats! Goat farmers or ranchers will love this tee.

Yeah, I fix tractors

Yeah, I fix tractors
Super gift for any farmer in your life. Especially cute for farm women who can turn a wrench. Ball peen hammer, gears, and adjustable wrench help make up text on this proud country design.

Money and happiness,tractors

Money and happiness,tractors
Whoever said money can't buy happiness never had tractors. What can we say? We love our tractors and they can be really expensive, whether it's the new ones or vintage antiques.

Goat guy

Future Farmer

Future Farmer
Future farmer! What a great gift for the son or daughter of a farmer. Makes a cute baby shower present as well. Goats, pig, and sheep stand around this Creeper, toddler tee, or bib.

Honey, the goats are out

Honey, the goats are out
Honey, the goats are out! Anyone who has ever owned and loved goats knows what escape artists they are. Organic green text also comes in a version with untidy brown caprine hoofprints!

Little lamb

Little lamb
Awww, perfect baby gift for sheep breeders or fans or anyone with his or her wone little lamb. Cute wooly lamb on our Creepers, toddler tees, bibs, and more. Baby shower favorite!

Good aim/bad aim

Good aim/bad aim
How is it that a guy who can hit a deer at 250 yards keep missing the danged toilet? Watch where you're shooting, man! Perfect funny t-shirt for hunters and their wives.

Goat Lady curly pink

Goat Lady curly pink
Cute and funny Goat Lady in curly pink text! If you love your goats and aren't ashamed of your caprine obsession, these shirts are for you! Check out the three unique maternity tees!

Bad hunting day

Bad hunting day
A bad day hunting is better than a good day working anytime! Better sit in a stand all day, shoot the breeze with a buddy, and not see a single deer than work!

Goat guy tag

Goat guy tag
Are you known in the neighborhood as that guy with the goats? If you're a proud goat owner, then you'll love this shirt - the design looks like a name tag, pinned right where it should be.

Born in a barn cute animals

Born in a barn cute animals
Cute goat, pig, and sheep stare out from this Creeper, toddler tee, kids t-shirt, or bib with the text born in a barn. Great for your livestock or animal loving baby!

That goat lady tag

That goat lady tag
Cute design looks like your wearing a red nametag that says that goat lady. Are you known in your neighbourhood as the goat lady? This is the shirt for you! Great gift.

Cute kid

Cute kid
Goat farmers, goat breeders, pet goat keepers or anyone who just loves a caprine, will love this adorable design. Cute kid! Great for baby showers or gift for new mom.

Eat. Sleep. Feed goats.

Eat. Sleep. Feed goats.
If you keep and love goats this is your life. Eat. Sleep. Feed goats. Done in a cool blue with signs it's a funny, cute gift for any caprine fan.

Upside down goat farmer

Upside down goat farmer
Funny take on an old idea just for goat lovers! (Upside down) if you can read this, please get me up and help me catch my goats! Complete with cute, messy, goat hoof prints on the back.

Goat / sheep / deer hoofprints

Goat / sheep / deer hoofprints
Lovely footprint design of goat / sheep /deer hoofprints going diagonally up the front of the shirt. Great gift for any sheep or goat farmer, exhibitor, breeder, or any hunter or nature lover.

Bad fishing day

Bad fishing day
A bad day fishing is better than a good day working anytime! Better sit in a boat all day, shoot the breeze with a buddy, drink some beers, and not get a bite than work!

Nice rack

Nice rack
Hey, what can you say? It IS a nice rack! Any way you look at this double entendre it's a funny shirt. Great gift for hunters, libertarians, and gun owners with nice racks.

Just a lowly goatherd

Just a lowly goatherd
Sometimes you'd just love to quit your job and simply keep goats all day, wouldn't you? Let everyone know what makes you happy and what you really are: just a lowly goatherd.


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