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Heidegger 2016

Heidegger 2016
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Deconstruct It

Deconstruct It
If you want to make friends, become an analytic philosopher...

World's Greatest Philosopher

Philosophy Hanukkah

Philosophy Hanukkah
Freud, Benjamin, Arendt, Levinas, and Buber wish you a Happy Hanukkah!

The Post-Mod Squad

The Post-Mod Squad
de Beauvoir, Sartre, and Fanon are...

Knight of Infinite Resignation

Knight of Infinite Resignation
Join Team Infinite Resignation

Knight of Infinite Faith

Knight of Infinite Faith
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Stained Glass Nietzsche

Stained Glass Nietzsche
God is dead. Now pray to Nietzsche...

Marxist Valentine

Marxist Valentine
Make Valentine's Day Really Red

Existential Valentines

Existential Valentines
I'm Nothingness With(out) You

I Herzog You

I Herzog You
If you want to get Kinski with someone, show them your Herzog...

I Heartzog You

I Heartzog You
There is nothing more dangerous than love. So let Werner Herzog be your guide...

Jimi Heidegger

Jimi Heidegger
Are You Experience?

Cool Hand Baruch

Cool Hand Baruch
There's a radical 17th century naturalistic philosopher inside of you. Now there can be one on the outside of you too...

Li'l Nietzsche

Li'l Nietzsche
For the Nietzschean kid in all of us...

Ethics/Metaphysics

Ethics/Metaphysics
One area of study does not a philosopher make...


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