The Elf Ink Eclectic Intergalactic Import/Export Emporium of Odd & Unusual Humanoid Paraphenalia has moozillions of bizarre, wild, crazy, and otherwise strange t-shirts, underwear, hats, clocks, mugs, pillows, do-dads, and various and sundry things like that... "Visitors" arrive every eon or so with new designs, so visit again to check for new junk products. You may also wish to peruse the ancient, but still official Elf Ink Blog.

iRun [100+ Items in each of multiple colors and patterns]	Fractious [50+ Items] For those of us what don't divide so good. Or them that wants to poke fun at us...	Emblems No words. Just cool shapes in a wide selection of colors. [Dozens of Designs (including color variations)]
Consumptables [4 Designs] Philosophies of life that have real meaning.	I.T. Pro Gear [105 Designs] If you're an I.T. professional, check out these designs...	Flags
Not a Mad Scientist [2 Designs] When you want to make sure you won't make a bad impression...	Listing to Starboard [50+ Items] A little humor goes a long way. Well, when you're wearing it, it goes as far as you do...	Save a Life! [50+ Items]
A Very Exclusive Club [50+ Items] Are you out for good behavior?	Scientifical Thinkers [12 Designs] Get your brain juices flowing with these great stinkers... uh, thinkers.	Moving Target [50+ Items]
Shhh! [50+ Items] Be vewy, vewy, quiet!	Happily Ever After Celebration of Marriage [Multiple Years]	No Speed Limit [50+ Items]
My Favorite Vowels You and I! [50+ Items]	Cloo [4 Designs]	The Basement Miscellaneous, sundry, and assorted non-sorted things that are out-of-season, unpopular, illegal, lethal, etcetera, etcetera...