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Peridot Pangolin - David Robert Wooten
Little Rock, Arkansas
Member Since: 2002

I am better than no man, but no man is my better.

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BACON

BACON
Bacon wins every time

I WANT YOU

I WANT YOU
Not you

AMF

AMF
'nuff said...

ÉIRE

ÉIRE
ÉIRE/IRELAND

PIGS

PIGS
Who says they can't?

WINSTON-SALEM

WINSTON-SALEM
You know you're from there...

PERIDOT PANGOLIN

PERIDOT PANGOLIN
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Get something for your favorite!

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LAWYERS
That number is actually a bit low...

BOWLING SHOES

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EGO
Mine's bigger...

UNCLE NATE'S MINIONS

35 CHILDREN

35 CHILDREN
That's enough...

NOTICE TO ALL STUDENTS

NOTICE TO ALL STUDENTS
NOTICE TO ALL STUDENTS

CHEESE

CHEESE
It's grrrrate!

IF IT'S IN STOCK

IF IT'S IN STOCK
We've got it!

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TROPHY

TROPHY
Not everybody gets - or deserves - one

BOX

BOX
Girls get to keep theirs...

MILK

MILK
It does a body good?

DETAILS

DETAILS
...the devil's in 'em.

NIGHTS I CAN'T REMEMBER

NIGHTS I CAN'T REMEMBER
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EVERYONE'S A WINNER

EVERYONE'S A WINNER
...and then it all goes to hell.

RADIOACTIVERADIO

RADIOACTIVERADIO
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BLACK...
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THE UNIVERSE

THE UNIVERSE
How it's made...

OPTIMISTS...

DRIVIN' THE BUS

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ELECTRICITY

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if there was none...

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BAGPIPES

BAGPIPES
The true story...

STELLAR WARS

STELLAR WARS
Get it? Got it? Good.

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DADD
Dads Against Daughters Dating

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THE RAPTURE*
I survived it!

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BORN ON
[DATE]

COPYRIGHT

COPYRIGHT
[YOUR BIRTH YEAR]

VINTAGE

VINTAGE
[YOUR BIRTH YEAR]

A NOD'S AS GOOD AS A WINK

A NOD'S AS GOOD AS A WINK
To a blind bat...

GIVE PEAS A CHANCE

GIVE PEAS A CHANCE
even though I hate 'em...

I'M ON A HORSE

I'M ON A HORSE
You're doing it wrong.

WHALE SONG...

WHALE SONG...
...or not

I TRIED IT AT HOME

I TRIED IT AT HOME
probably shouldn't have...

TOKYO SANDPAPER

TOKYO SANDPAPER
You'll have to check with Coco on this one...

TOAD ELEVATING MOMENT

TOAD ELEVATING MOMENT
Another MP tribute

SKEPTIC

SKEPTIC
An individual who calmly and patiently listens to what others have to say, and recognizes when he is being fed a line of sh*t.

NO, YOUNG MAN...

NO, YOUNG MAN...
you may NOT go out with my daughter.

REF!

REF!
ARE YOU @&%#*! BLIND!?

OLDEST

OLDEST
so far...

I'M NEKKID AS A BEE...

I'M NEKKID AS A BEE...
...underneath my clothes

WORLD CUP 2010

WORLD CUP 2010
Always trust the octopus!

VEHICLE STICKERS

VEHICLE STICKERS
Custom vehicle stickers!

FRIES

FRIES
Life could be worse...

EVERY DAY

EVERY DAY
is a fulcrum to your life story

HIPPO-POTO-MONSTRO-SESQUIP-PEDA-LIO-PHOBIA

DON'T WALK SIDEWAYS

DON'T WALK SIDEWAYS
...says the Mother Crab

MEAT IS A DECISION

MEAT IS A DECISION
- Denis Leary

WANNA BET?

WANNA BET?
Are you sure?

TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE

TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE
You're one or the other...

AIM LOW

AIM LOW
achieve

GOT PROBED?

GOT PROBED?
At least you've got that going for you...

IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING RIGHT...

IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING RIGHT...
you're not feeling the right thing.

PICKLED PEPPERS

PICKLED PEPPERS
That damn Peter Piper

LIFE LESSON #27

LIFE LESSON #27
Never look inside your cheeseburger

ROLL OVER

ROLL OVER
you know the rest

ARR...

ARR...
Get it?

QUIT STARING

QUIT STARING
you filthy perv...

PROFESSIONAL UNF*CKER

PROFESSIONAL UNF*CKER
Every company needs one...

RETENTIVE

RETENTIVE
Anal, that is...

APOSTROPHE

APOSTROPHE
Its really aggravating...

PI-ROMANIAC

CONFUSED AS A BABY

UGLY BABIES

AFTER DARK

STUPID QUESTIONS

FASHION STATEMENT

MMMMM... BACON...

MMMMM... BACON...
Everything's better with bacon!

UNDERWEAR

UNDERWEAR
Just like you shop for women...

WHY SHOULDN'T WE EAT MEAT?

WHY SHOULDN'T WE EAT MEAT?
Especially 'cuz it's so tasty

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS
Stop using "ALL ELSE"

ROCKETSHIP UNDERWEAR

ROCKETSHIP UNDERWEAR
Some days it's just not worth putting them on...

SKYDIVING

SKYDIVING
...is not for you

MY EX-GIRLFRIEND

MY EX-GIRLFRIEND
I miss her, but not for long

ACCIDENTS IN THE DARK

ACCIDENTS IN THE DARK
Cause children...

WITHOUT ME

WITHOUT ME
It's Just Aweso...

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MYSTERY MONKEY OF TAMPA BAY

MYSTERY MONKEY OF TAMPA BAY
Catch him if you can...

EVERY 10 SECONDS

EVERY 10 SECONDS
This woman must be stopped...

NO, IT'S NOT G*DZILLA

NO, IT'S NOT G*DZILLA
Even though we should run like it is...

HOW MUCH BEAVER...

HOW MUCH BEAVER...
Could a Land-Beaver land?

Give Me Back That Filet O'Fish

W.Y.B.M.A.D.I.I.T.Y.

W.Y.B.M.A.D.I.I.T.Y.
You know what it means... count on people who don't...

Don't Use the Wrong Words...

Don't Use the Wrong Words...
People who use big words when they aren't capable...

Meteor

Meteor
When you wish upon a star...

We Stand Behind All Our Products

We Stand Behind All Our Products
If we stood in front of them, you couldn't see them.

The Official Drinking Problem Solver

The Official Drinking Problem Solver
Mandatory wall covering for all places where alcohol is served!

Captain Obvious

Captain Obvious
Everyone knows someone like this... or perhaps YOU are that someone...

THE TECHNICIAN RABBITS

THE TECHNICIAN RABBITS
Rabbit cartoons from "The Technician"

Have No Fear - Denis Is Here

Have No Fear - Denis Is Here
The World's Best Bartender!

MispronoUnciations

MispronoUnciations
Words that bug you when you hear them, 'cuz the speaker evidences his/her ignorance of the English language...

SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT!

SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT!
You know they drive you crazy - left lane fast, right lane slow - how difficult is that!?!

800lb GORILLA

800lb GORILLA
Sometimes it's good to be the 800lb gorilla...

The Pirate's Code

The Pirate's Code
They're more along the line of guidelines...

BigFatAsh!

BigFatAsh!
Wow! You've sure got a great BIG FAT ASH!

Dive Tees

Dive Tees
Get yourself a dive shirt for every state in the nation! Even the landlocked, dry-as-a-bone ones!!

Everybody Likes A Little...

Everybody Likes A Little...
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Nobody Likes You!

Nobody Likes You!
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$38.99
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IRISH KEEP CALM Zip Hoodie (dark)
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IRISH KEEP CALM Sweatshirt (dark)
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IRISH KEEP CALM Hoodie (dark)
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IRISH KEEP CALM Zip Hoodie (dark)
$44.99
IRISH KEEP CALM Sweatshirt (dark)
IRISH KEEP CALM Sweatshirt (dark)
$33.99
IRISH KEEP CALM Kids Dark T-Shirt
IRISH KEEP CALM Kids Dark T-Shirt
$20.99
IRISH KEEP CALM Men's Dark Pajamas
IRISH KEEP CALM Men's Dark Pajamas
$30.99
IRISH KEEP CALM Women's Dark Pajamas
IRISH KEEP CALM Women's Dark Pajamas
$30.99



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