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Peridot Pangolin - David Robert Wooten
Little Rock, Arkansas
Member Since: 2002

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Welcome!

Herein you will find an eclectic collection (hence eclecticon) of miscellaneous themes, from serious to sarcastic, and everything in between.

If you would like to develop your own CafePress shop, and need graphics and/or setup help, check out my website at www.peridotpangolin.com. I can help!

And, if you like something in one of my shops, but don't see it in quite the configuration you like, drop me an email.

I'm also a webmaster and graphic artist. I can help you, your business, or your organization if: you need a website; you need a new (or updated) graphic or logo (letterhead, brochures, flyers, etc), or your business's website; you need help with small batch publishing; you need to get your business or organization set up on Facebook (c'mon, how can you pass up 100% FREE advertising for your cause?); or anything else that involves website design, graphic design, or publishing. Head over to my website at http://www.peridotpangolin.com.

And, if you need something completely new designed for you, your business, your organization, etc. - like a family reunion, a corporate event, logo'd apparel for a new small business with only a handful of employees and you don't have enough to meet the minimums required by your local screen printer, stickers to promote your band, almost anything - then email me so we can discuss your needs. I promise you I'm not outrageously priced - feel free to ask any of my current clients, and check out the Testimonials page of my websites via a link to 9august at http://www.peridotpangolin.com.

I'll be happy to talk to you about your project, and the initial conversation won't cost you a cent!

GENERAL HILARITY

GENERAL HILARITY
Click on this one for TONS more products with other graphics!

MOST POPULAR ITEMS?

MOST POPULAR ITEMS?
HELP! I'm a Red Shirt! You know what it means...

SELFIES

SELFIES
GREAT PIC - BUT SHIRT IS BACKWARDS!

The International Sister Fidelma Society

The International Sister Fidelma Society
Official merchandise from the International Sister Fidelma Society - authorized by the author and available nowhere else!

YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED

YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED
...to what I have earned

PARAPROSDOKIANS

PARAPROSDOKIANS
Winston Churchill loved 'em!

KEEP CALM and BACON ON

Real Men Wear Kilts Original

Real Men Wear Kilts Original
Official stuff from the world's best online resource for all things kilt - Real Men Wear Kilts! Check out our related shop - Real Men Wear Kilts New!

Real Men Wear Kilts II

Real Men Wear Kilts II
Official stuff from the world's best online resource for all things kilt - Real Men Wear Kilts! Check out our related shop - Real Men Wear Kilts Original.

Real Men Wear Kilts III

Real Men Wear Kilts III
Kilted-Guy-and-Voluptuous-Babe by "The Boo"

Real Men Wear Kilts IV

Real Men Wear Kilts IV
Wall Street Journal artist Tim Foley's interpretation of a kilted chap, a la Monroe...

Real Men Wear Kilts - V

Real Men Wear Kilts - V
Yet more designs for the RMWK organization!

SCOTLAND OUT OF BRITAIN OUT OF IRELAND

MGTOW

MGTOW
MGTOW
Not sure what it means?

A Thousand Words is Worth a Picture

A Thousand Words is Worth a Picture
Lots of sayings from lots of sources... Now 4 different collections!

1,000 Motivational Clichés Are Worth A Picture

1,000 Motivational Clichés Are Worth A Picture
The PERFECT addition to your office or workspace!

A Thousand Movie Quotes/Truisms is Worth a Picture

A Thousand Movie Quotes/Truisms is Worth a Picture
Movie Quotes and Truisms from many of your favorite films!

A Thousand Bad Predictions is Worth a Picture

A Thousand Bad Predictions is Worth a Picture
The smartest people throughout history were wrong, so you shouldn't feel bad...

1000 Christmas Facts is Worth a Picture

1000 Christmas Facts is Worth a Picture
A whole lot of stuff about Christmas you may not know!

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Universal Declaration of Human Rights
The Most Translated Document in the world - Guinness Book of Records

TEDDY ROOSEVELT

TEDDY ROOSEVELT
It is not the critic who counts

THOMAS JEFFERSON

THOMAS JEFFERSON
Fifty One Percent

THOMAS JEFFERSON

THOMAS JEFFERSON
He said a lot of smart stuff...

PHOBIAS

PHOBIAS
What are you afraid of?

SAGANISMS

SAGANISMS
Not quite billions and billions...

WINNING

WINNING
Why keep score if it isn't everything?

A PROMISE

A PROMISE
It means everything.

HELP! I'm a Red Shirt!

HELP! I'm a Red Shirt!
You know what it means...

festivus!

festivus!
A Festivus for the Rest of Us!!!!

NO L

NO L
Get it? Get 'em!

NO L MISTLETOE

NO L MISTLETOE
It's Tradition!!!

YOU HAD ME AT

YOU HAD ME AT "HO!"
Official 2012 Design!

i believe

i believe
Believe in One, Believe in All

IF IT WEREN'T FOR CHRISTMAS

IF IT WEREN'T FOR CHRISTMAS
We'd all be Jewish

SHOPPING MALL SANTAS

SHOPPING MALL SANTAS
Kinda creepy...

Santa's Cousin Ralph

Santa's Cousin Ralph
Santa's Cousin Ralph - He Sees You When You're Showering

ROYAL JACK HOPS RANCH

ROYAL JACK HOPS RANCH
Ten Mile Creek, Montana

IT'S MY MONEY

IT'S MY MONEY
And what's yours is mine...

RUDYARD KIPLING

USS PRAIRIE AD-15

USS PRAIRIE AD-15
The Oldest and The Best!

USS Prairie AD-15

USS Prairie AD-15
Merchandise featuring the Destroyer Tender USS Prairie AD-15.

I WEAR A FEZ NOW

I WEAR A FEZ NOW
Fezzes are cool

SNOWFLAKES

SNOWFLAKES
Awwww... did you get your feelings hurt?

GUNS

GUNS
They only have 2 enemies...

FIX US FIRST

FIX US FIRST
*BEFORE YOU SPEND MONEY IN YET ANOTHER COUNTRY TRYING TO TURN THEM INTO A VERSION OF OUR COUNTRY, WHICH NEVER WORKS.

LAND OF THE FREE

LAND OF THE FREE
it isn't...

FOR VETS AND VET STUDENTS!

FOR VETS AND VET STUDENTS!
Great stuff just for Vets, Vet Students, Vet Techs, Parents of Vets (and future Vets)!

I WEAR A BOW TIE NOW

I WEAR A BOW TIE NOW
Bow ties are cool

JELLY BABIES

JELLY BABIES
Would you like one?

RJR ALUMNI

BROTHER'S KEEPER

BROTHER'S KEEPER
fight socialism... it doesn't work... ever

South Carolina Irish Historical Society

South Carolina Irish Historical Society
Charleston, SC-based organization, celebrating Irish history.

Browncoat

Browncoat
Why Yes, I Am A Browncoat...

LowCountry Piper

LowCountry Piper
The finest piper in the LowCountry of South Carolina!

RESIST SOCIALISM

RESIST SOCIALISM
...because it always works so well...

CONNOLLY'S IRISH PUB & RESTAURANT

David Robert Wooten Heraldry/Genealogy

David Robert Wooten Heraldry/Genealogy
Products related to heraldry and genealogy.

Irish Road Bowling

Irish Road Bowling
More exciting than curling (if that's even possible!!), and more fun than golf!

JEFF'S STORE

JEFF'S STORE
Your candidate sucks...

ALL INSIGNIA

ALL INSIGNIA
An eternal set of icons

JAPANAIDE

JAPANAIDE
Buy it and help...

SALON 61

SALON 61
Charleston's Finest Hair Salon

SEA WOLF

SEA WOLF
Official Sea Wolf Dive Shop authorized merchandise

AFRAID OF ARABIC

AFRAID OF ARABIC
AFRAID OF ARABIC?

INGSOC

INGSOC
How's your Newspeak?

jet420

jet420
little rock's moderately average local band with small fanbase - buy some stuff so we won't have to play inside phonebooths anymore...

WORK HARD...

WORK HARD...
You earned it, they give it away...

"IT'S DA BISHOP!!"
"We wuz too late..."

COCONUTS

COCONUTS
Borne by African or European Swallows?

MY HOVERCRAFT

MY HOVERCRAFT
is full of eels

SPINY NORMAN

SPANISH INQUISITION

SPANISH INQUISITION
Nobody Expects 'Em

PROUD MEMBER OF THE ANGRY MOB

PROUD MEMBER OF THE ANGRY MOB
If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

SoD

SoD
SoD - don't know what it means? You must not be a member...

American College of Heraldry

American College of Heraldry
The American College of Heraldry aids in the study and perpetuation of heraldry in the United States and abroad.

THE RAT PATROL

Charleston Light Artillery

Charleston Light Artillery
The ancient and valorous Charleston Light Artillery, which traces its history to 1775.

Blame Canada

Blame Canada
Those pesky Canucks...

REMARKABLE!

REMARKABLE!
Yum yum eat 'um up...

9AUGUST

What Would John Do?

What Would John Do?
Some things I know, and some things I don’t...
Throw Blanket
Throw Blanket
$64.99
Shower Curtain
Shower Curtain
$47.99



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