Austin Sucks - Don't Move Here

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Austin Sucks - Don't Move Here

Get lots of attention (believe me, I do!) with this eye-catching phrase (and its not so eye-catching small print), and make a statement about your over-populated, over-hipstered hometown. Stock up in time for ACL, be ready for SXSW, or just have something handy when commuting down (sitting on) I-35.

Those of you in, say, Austin, Minnesota, feel free stock up too, but don't think we want anything to do with that Spam Museum.

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