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. Most t-shirts are available in adult sizes as well. Join the proud ranks of celebrities who have purchased our baby t-shirts and maternity designs. Our "Mommy Forever" toddler t-shirt was even featured on ABC soap opera
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I'm Cute, Mom's Cute, & Dad is LuckyI'm cute, my mom's cute, and my dad is... lucky! This funny design is available on baby onepieces, bibs, baby and toddler t-shirts, children's t-shirts, and even adult sized tees! |
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Airplane RideCongratulations! You get to sit next to me on the plane. Warn fellow airplane passengers just how bad your baby or toddler will be behaving during the loooong flight. |
CopyrightThese funny and adorable designs feature a copyright symbol and the years 1996-2016. Choose your child's birth year, or even conception year if you're feeling naughty! |
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I Can Do It MYSELF!If you have a child that has reached the "I can do it MYSELF!" age, then you know just how funny this design is. Perfect for the independent toddler. |
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I Tried Being Good...I tried being good but it just didn't work out. This humorous t-shirt design is great for children of all ages! Perfect on funny baby onepieces, bibs, and baby t-shirts. |
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Put Down the Blanket...Does your child love his or her blanket? This funny design says, "Put down the blanket, and nobody gets hurt..." in a child's handwriting. |
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More Cowbell!I gotta have more Cowbell! Perfect for cowbell lovers of all ages. If you've just gotta have more cowbell, then this is for you! |
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I Drink Until I Pass Out!One of our all time favorite funny baby bib and bodysuit designs! This hilarious snapsuit, baby bib, and baby t-shirt design says, "I Drink Until I Pass Out" and features a cute bottle. |
My Fingers May be Small...My fingers may be small, but I've already got Daddy (Mommy, Grandpa, Grandpa,my uncle, & my aunt) wrapped around them! Several different design and color options. |
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World's Most Adorable Baby (Child)World's Most Adorable Baby! Stare if you must. This funny saying is available on baby babysuits, bibs, and baby t-shirts, and is also available with "Most Adorable Child" on larger kids' sizes. |
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I Don't Do QuietSorry, I don't do "quiet". Perfect for any loudmouth in your life! |
Baby DefinitionBaby Definition: Sleep Stealer, Projectile Vomiter, Hazardous Waste Producer, Constant Crier. Synonym: Love of Your Life! Babies are tough, but one smile and it's all worth it. |
I Love (Heart) Ice CreamLove ice cream? Let everyone know just how much you love the stuff with this cute I Love Ice Cream design. |
Scary Fairy TalesMiss Muffet's got a spider after her, some chick lost her sheep and it probably got eaten, Humpty's head got cracked open, a big mean wolf wants to eat the pigs, and now you want me to SLEEP? |
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iPoodiPood! This funny pop culture reference features the silhouette of a baby in a diaper on an orange background. The perfect baby shower gift available on bibs, one pieces, and t-shirts. |
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Cooky InspekterBecause it's your job to make sure the cookies are JUST right! This funny "Cooky Inspekter" design is perfect for the cookie lover in your family. |
Pooper StarIs your little Super Star also a Pooper Star? This cute, funny, and cool rocker style star design is available on one pieces, bibs, t-shirts and more. |
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I Speak Gibberishese Does your little one speak a language that nobody understands? This funny "I Speak Gibberishese" design is great for babies and toddlers that love speaking gibberish. |
Get Your Own Baby!This "Get Your Own Baby" design is available on snapsuits, bibs, and baby t-shirts. A funny way for your baby to say, "Hands off!" |
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Party PooperThis brightly colored green and yellow design says, "Party Pooper". The perfect gift for babies on one pieces, bibs, and toddler t-shirts. |
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I'm Cuter When I'm AsleepI'm a lot cuter when I'm asleep. This funny design is available on baby onepieces, baby and toddler t-shirts, children's shirts, and even adult sized tees. |
iAge Onepieces, Bibs, and T-ShirtsThese cute "i" baby t-shirts and gifts are a great way to let everyone know how old your child is. Perfect for birthdays and available in one through ten. |
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Kickin' It PreSchoolWe're kickin' it PRE-School. This funny phrase design is available on baby bodysuits, bibs, t-shirts, and shirts and gifts for children and adults as well. |
I Dig DirtDoes your little one love to play in the dirt? This, "I Dig Dirt" design features a backhoe tractor, and is perfect for the tyke who enjoys making mud pies. |
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Recovering ColicSleepless nights anyone? This "Recovering Colic" design pokes fun at what can sometimes be a pretty awful situation! It'll be easier to laugh about someday, we promise. |
All I Got Was Born!My parents went to the hospital and all I got was born! This funny slogan design is available on bodysuits, bibs, and baby t-shirts. |
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Diaper Changing InstructionsCan't remember what you're supposed to do when it's time to change the baby's diaper? We've got an instruction guide for you! Tip: Change the diaper, and keep the baby! |
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Heavy Pedal TrikeThis funny baby bodysuit design is also available on bibs, toddler t-shirts, and tees for the whole family. Featuring a very cool black and white trike. |
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NaughtyA little naughty? That's ok! Show it off with this "Naughty" design. Match it up with our "Nice" design for siblings, twins, or parents. |
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New Sheriff in TownThere's a new sheriff in town! This design comes complete with a cute star shaped sheriff's badge. |
I See Old PeopleI see old people! This hilarious parody design is great for babies AND adults. Perfect for birthdays too. |
Kisses 25 CentsHey, kisses aren't free around here! We have a very cost efficient smooch for twenty-five cents, but that's the best we'll offer. A kiss for a quarter is a great deal, so take advantage now! |
Thirsty, Thirsty HippoHungry? Nah, this retro pop culture hippo is just Thirsty, Thirsty. This funny baby t-shirt design is available on bodysuits, bibs, and toddler t-shirts. |
Dingo BaitIf you're little, you better watch out for any dingo you may see! This funny and edgy Dingo Bait design is hilarious for babies and even pregnant women with a naughty sense of humor. |
I'm Not PoopingI'm not pooping... I'm just thinking real hard! This design is perfect for your little pooper. A fabulous baby gift for new parents and potty training toddlers. |
I only Cry for UgliesI only cry when ugly people hold me. This hilariously naughty design is available on bibs, snapsuits, and baby/toddler t-shirts. |
Mommy ForeverAs seen on the soap opera, All My Children! Episodes aired from May 22nd, 2007-May 25th, 2007. Get baby Spike's t-shirt for your little one! |
Daddy ForeverThis "Daddy Forever" design is best when worn by truly cool babies and kids. We think it's adorable with its funky tattoo heart with wings look! |
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Be Glad I'm Not a Twin!Just be glad I'm not a twin! For trouble makers of all ages... Just remember this when your toddler finishes demolishing your house! |
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Talk to the Diaper!Talk to the hand? Nope, Talk to the DIAPER, because the baby's not listening. This funny design features a baby crawling away with bum raised high in the air. |
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Brothers and SistersBecause nothing is stronger than the bond between siblings! Find one pieces, t-shirts, and more for brothers and sisters. |
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I'm Kind of a Big DealI'm Kind of a Big Deal! And I'm also very modest too. This funny, retro-inspired design is colorful and sure to garner lots of attention. Great for all ages! |
I'm a KeeperThis cute design is available in sizes from babies to adults and features a green fish with the phrase, "I'm a Keeper". |
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Olive YouThis adorable I Love You design says "Olive You" instead. We used a bright green and red olive for the "O" in Olive You. |
Baby Bling BlingThe perfect gift for funny little hipsters, this is the best way for babies to show off their bling. Featuring a pacifier hanging from a shiny gold chain. |
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Number One DaughterChildren deserve to be celebrated! Let her sport this Number One Daughter design, and everyone will be sure to recognize just how special she is. |
Number One SonHe deserves it! If you're proud of your boy, then this "Number One Son" design in blue and black is the perfect gift for him. |
My Ride (2)Yet another design for the coolest of the coolest babies and toddlers! This one simply says, "My Ride" and features a retro looking tricycle. |
Night OwlWe all know new babies don't sleep, and neither do their poor parents! Our Night Owl design is perfect for all members of the family dealing with a new little one. |
YOU eat it!If it's so good, YOU eat it! What every baby would love to say to you. Features a jar of baby food (Squash) and a spoon. |
Booties are made for Walking These booties were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do! This adorably funny design makes a great baby shower gift for new parents. |
I'm Related to These People?It's every child's worst nightmare! Your poor little one just realized that all the crazy people hanging around are actually relatives. A funny gift for newborns. |
Buddha BellyWho doesn't love an adorable Buddha belly? This funny design is great for round tummies of all ages, from babies and toddlers, to pregnant women, to guys with a little extra junk in the trunk (and aro |
Heaven SentFor the miracle in your life, this simply says, "Heaven Sent" and features a pair of angel wings. |
Slacker SnailA bit of a slacker? This funny snail "Slacker" design is destined to become a crowd favorite. Great for all ages. |
Later AlligatorOur "Later Alligator" design features the silhouette of a cute green gator. |
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Just Can't Beat KidsKids: You just can't beat 'em! Irreverent and naughty, but oh so true, this funny design has a double meaning. |
I did it all for the CookieI did it all for the cookie! If you (or someone you know) has a problem with a sugar addiction, then there's help for you. But hey, if you're not ready for help, then why not celebrate it! |
I'm the DeciderBecause I'm the Decider! This funny design refers to a hilarious grammatically incorrect political gaff that has now become a common phrase. Great for children AND parents. |
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Please Flip Me Back Over!Babies and adults alike can get a bit disoriented sometimes. This funny design says, "If you can read this, please flip me back over." |
Seriously.Seriously? Seriously. This funny pop culture reference is popular among the baby set as well as adults. |
Who You Callin' Shrimp?Tired of being called a shrimp? Let everyone know you're not gonna take it with this funny design! Who you calling Shrimp? |
That's How I Roll (1)This cute and cool trike design makes a great baby gift on onepieces, bibs, and toddler t-shirts. Show some attitude with this, "That's How I Roll" tricycle tee. |
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iPeedThis "iPeed" design, complete with a yellow background, is perfect for any baby. Available on bibs, one pieces, and t-shirts up to 4T. |
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Just DuckyThis adorable yellow design features a cute little duck and says, "Just Ducky". |
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I said good day!I said good day. I SAID GOOD DAY! If they didn't hear you the first time, they sure will now! This funny pop culture reference is a favorite of fans of the 70's. |
Fill the Diaper, and They Will Come!Forget Field of Dreams, this is a field of poop! Fill the diaper and they will come...it's pretty much a guarantee! Available on bibs, one piece bodysuits, and baby/toddler t-shirts. |
Hi! I'm New HereHi! I'm New Here. Several adorable colors to choose from! A great baby shower gift for any new baby. |
Cutie Pie (slice)Perfect for the Cutie Pie in your life! This design features the word "Cutie" with a pink outline and a bright pink slice of pie next to it. |
I'll be GroundedDoing something wrong? This funny, "I'll be Grounded this Time Tomorrow" design will remind you or whomever you buy it for that there will be consequences to all that fun! |
Treble MakerFor the troublemaker in your life! This design features the phrase "Treble Maker" below a treble clef. |
Beware of Dingo!This funny and irreverent design has a yellow warning sign with a dingo that has eaten a baby and says, "Beware of Dingo". A hilarious pop culture reference to the "Dingo ate your baby" phenomenon. |
Bad Hair DayIt's a Bad Hair Day! This colorful design is written in a ransom note style and is great for babies with bedhead. |
French Fry JunkieKnow somone who freaks out for french fries? This "Fry Junkie" design is the perfect gift for french fry lovers of all ages. Who doesn't love those salty grease bombs? Yum! |
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No Hair DayWhat could be more awful than a bad hair day? How about a NO hair day! |
Elmo is my HomeboyElmo is my homeboy! Perfect on bibs, one piece bodysuits, baby t-shirts, shirts for children, and t-shirts and gifts for adults as well. |
I Might BarfI might barf! This funny design is written in Upchuck Green on a black circle background. Great for babies and expecting moms. |
I'll Have the House WhineAnybody feeling whiney today? This funny, "House Whine" design is available on bibs, snapsuits, toddler t-shirts, and t-shirts and gifts for children and adults. |
The Bun is DoneThe bun is finally out of the oven, so "The Bun is Done"! An adorable baby shower gift for the newborn. Available on bibs, bodysuit jumpers, and baby t-shirts. |
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No More Wire Hangers!This hilarious pop culture movie reference funny baby one piece, bib, and t-shirt design is perfect for any diva mom! Mommy Dearest says, "NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!" |
Time Out Team CaptainGet in trouble occasionally? Our "Time Out Team Captain" design is the perfect thing for youngsters who can't stay out of Time-Out. |
Rocking ChairThis very cool "I Rock" black and white design features a rocking chair and is a funny reminder of how things change when you become a parent. Available in designs for the whole family. |
Sleep? What's That?Every new parent knows what it's like to have a newborn in the house. They don't sleep, you don't sleep...gosh darn it, nobody sleeps! |
I Eat PasteFor all of you who enjoy eating paste. You know who you are! Need we remind you that there are only four food groups? |
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Rock 'N' CrawlIs your litte crawler a Rock and Roller? It just fits to dress that cool little munchkin in a Rock and Crawl design! Choose from three different "Rock 'N' Crawl" versions. |
Anarchy ABC'sDoes your little one already have issues with authority? This funny Anarchist ABC design is perfect for babies who already have visions of changing the world, one tantrum at a time. |
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Acting OutTake two! This funny "Acting Out" design is great for any toddler who likes to act out. |
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Cuddly (Sheep)This snuggly little sheep is cuddly as can be, just like your precious little one. |
Cutie PieThis adorable new design is available in pink, yellow, or red |
Magic Trick -Destroy!I can put on a great magic show. Just watch me destroy this whole room in the blink of an eye! Perfect for toddlers and children who can bring down the whole house in a matter of seconds. |
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BreastfedI'm breastfed, stick around for the show! Because breastfeeding doesn't just benefit babies... |
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What's Your Excuse?I'm one. What's your excuse? We've got this funny design in numbers one through ten to let your little one show some attitude. |
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Never Give Up!Love that "Never Give Up" design of the frog choking the heron that's trying to eat it? Get it here on all sorts of products, including framed prints! |
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No Pooping ZoneYou can find no parking signs anywhere, but what about a "No Pooping" zone sign? A hilarious gift for a potty training child, or for any little one that you just WISH would stop filling up that diaper |
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Hand Me Over!!We have this in several different colors! Look to see what's available. |
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Thermometer Goes WHERE?Imagine your little one's shock when he finds out where you plan on putting that thermometer! |
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Nacho Baby!This funny Nacho Baby Design is available in green, pink, or blue. |
Just Like Mom-Don't Shut Up!I'm just like Mom. I never shut up! A funny gift for children of moms with a great sense of humor. Perfect for those who REALLY love to talk. |
Rotten to the CoreIs your child Rotten to the Core? This design features an apple shaped like a heart, and will let everyone know just how spoiled your little one is. |
Best in ShowAre you the "Best in Show"? If you or someone you know deserves a blue ribbon, then this is the perfect gift. Makes an adorable baby shower gift! |
M is for MatchesTotally irreverent and naughty, and completely funny! Our "M is for Matches" design is just as colorful, bright, and alluring as those lovely matchsticks themselves. |
