Schedule of Events (on shirt back):
George W. Bush's Beer, Hot Wings, and Weenie Roast
White House Lawn Hayride and Sing-Along
Dick Cheney Wine Tasting and Pheasant Hunt
Condoleezza's Grits and Rice Prayer Breakfast
Alberto Gonzales Salsa Dancing Fiesta
Tour of Washington D.C. Brothels
Tour of Bill Clinton's Bedroom and Walk-In Cigar Humidor
Marion Barry Peace Pipe Ceremony
Nixon Tape Listening Party at the Watergate Hotel
Karl Rove's Biblical Figure Costume Party
Concert By Screechin' Hillary Clinton & Timbaland
Fuel-Burning Funny Car Races with Jeb Bush
