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The Smartass Darters Society. A club with a line of dart shirts for the humorous, arrogant, witty and often ignorant.

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SDS: Kiss My Ass
"The only advantage you have over me is that you can kiss my ass and I can't"

SDS: Will Chalk For Beer
Here at the Smartass Darters Society we have a large number of superior score keepers.

SDS: Aim Small, Miss Small
Here at the Smartass Darters Society, we like to say Aim Small, Miss Small.

SDS: Crafty Cockney
In honor of the great Eric Bristow. Crafty? Yes! Cockney? Not so much...

SDS: Get Over It
WARNING: The way I play darts may hurt your feelings. I suggest you get over it.

SDS: Sex, Darts, Rock N' Roll
Sex, Darts, Rock N' Roll. Livin' like a rock star at the dartboards.

SDS: LUCK
LUCK: Labor Under Correct Knowledge

SDS: Got Darts?
Any board, any time, anywhere. Got darts?

SDS: Don't Panic!
The perfect dart shirt for after hours pickup games. "I'm aiming at BOTH triple twenties!"

SDS: Women Don't Need Balls
Women don't need balls to play darts, but it helps to play with a few nuts!

SDS: Ass Look Fat?
"Does this dart shirt make my ass look fat?"

SDS: Trips For Show, Doubles For Dough
"Trips For Show, Doubles For Dough"

SDS: I'm Not Ignoring You
"I'm not ignoring you, I can't hear you because you're too far behind"

SDS: Bar Stool Help
Inverted: "If you can read this, please put me back on my bar stool"

SDS: Lost and Found
"If found lost or drunk please return to the nearest darts pub"

SDS: Out Chart
Help your opponent out by providing them with the WRONG CHECKOUTS for 501.

SDS: Miss The Husband
"My husband said he'd leave me if I didn't quit playing darts. I'm, sure going to miss him."

SDS: Miss The Wife
"My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop playing darts. I'm sure going to miss her."

SDS: Kick Ass Player
"This is what a kick ass dart player looks like"

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