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Brian-Joseph Baker
Toledo, OH
Member Since: 2002

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live in a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction,have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
-- H. P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu (1926)


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T-Shirt
T-Shirt
$20.99
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$24.99
T-Shirt
T-Shirt
$28.99
T-Shirt
T-Shirt
$29.99
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T-Shirt
$20.99
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$29.99
Racerback Tank Top
Racerback Tank Top
$22.99
T-Shirt
T-Shirt
$21.99
Tank Top
Tank Top
$22.99
T-Shirt
T-Shirt
$23.99
T-Shirt
T-Shirt
$26.99
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$29.99
Plus Size T-Shirt
Plus Size T-Shirt
$29.99
Plus Size T-Shirt
Plus Size T-Shirt
$30.99
Cthulhu White T-Shirt
Cthulhu White T-Shirt
$18.99
Cthulhu Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Cthulhu Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$22.99
Cthulhu Ringer T
Cthulhu Ringer T
$18.99
Cthulhu Organic Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
Cthulhu Organic Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
$27.99
King In Yellow Sweatshirt (dark)
King In Yellow Sweatshirt (dark)
$34.99
King in Yellow White T-Shirt
King in Yellow White T-Shirt
$20.99
King in Yellow Long Sleeve T-Shirt
King in Yellow Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$24.99
King in Yellow Light T-Shirt
King in Yellow Light T-Shirt
$20.99
King in Yellow Baseball Jersey
King in Yellow Baseball Jersey
$22.99
Cthulhu Golf Shirt
Cthulhu Golf Shirt
$23.99
King in Yellow Fitted T-Shirt
King in Yellow Fitted T-Shirt
$22.99
King in Yellow Ringer T
King in Yellow Ringer T
$20.99
King in Yellow Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
King in Yellow Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$29.99
King in Yellow Organic Men's T-Shirt
King in Yellow Organic Men's T-Shirt
$27.99
King in Yellow Organic Men's T-Shirt (dark)
King in Yellow Organic Men's T-Shirt (dark)
$28.99
King in Yellow Organic Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
King in Yellow Organic Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
$29.99
King in Yellow Mug
King in Yellow Mug
$15.99
King in Yellow Large Mug
King in Yellow Large Mug
$16.99
Cthulhu International Stein
Cthulhu International Stein
$17.99
King in Yellow Stainless Steel Travel Mug
King in Yellow Stainless Steel Travel Mug
$22.99
King in Yellow Drinking Glass
King in Yellow Drinking Glass
$15.99
King in Yellow 2.25" Button
King in Yellow 2.25" Button
$3.99
King in Yellow 2.25" Button (10 pack)
King in Yellow 2.25" Button (10 pack)
$16.99
King in Yellow 3.5" Button
King in Yellow 3.5" Button
$4.49
King in Yellow Necklace Circle Charm
King in Yellow Necklace Circle Charm
$17.99
King In Yellow Earring Circle Charm
King In Yellow Earring Circle Charm
$16.99
King in Yellow Cap
King in Yellow Cap
$19.99
King in Yellow Women's T-Shirt
King in Yellow Women's T-Shirt
$21.99
King in Yellow Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
King in Yellow Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
$23.99
King in Yellow Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
King in Yellow Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
$21.99
King in Yellow Women's Dark T-Shirt
King in Yellow Women's Dark T-Shirt
$26.99
King in Yellow Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
King in Yellow Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$29.99
King in Yellow Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt
King in Yellow Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25.99
King in Yellow Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
King in Yellow Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
$20.99
King in Yellow Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
King in Yellow Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
$25.99
King in YellowWomen's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
King in YellowWomen's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$29.99
KiY W's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
KiY W's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
$30.99
King in Yellow Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
King in Yellow Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
$29.99
KiY Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
KiY Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
$30.99
Cthulhu Performance Dry T-Shirt
Cthulhu Performance Dry T-Shirt
$32.99
Cthulhu Women's T-Shirt
Cthulhu Women's T-Shirt
$19.99
Cthulhu Women's Light T-Shirt
Cthulhu Women's Light T-Shirt
$19.99
Cthulhu Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
Cthulhu Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
$21.99
CI Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L
CI Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L
$15.49
Stainless Water Bottle 1.0L
Stainless Water Bottle 1.0L
$17.99
Throw Blanket
Throw Blanket
$56.49
Cthulhu Necklace Circle Charm
Cthulhu Necklace Circle Charm
$17.99
Cthulhu Cameo Necklace Oval Charm
Cthulhu Cameo Necklace Oval Charm
$17.99
Necklace Heart Charm
Necklace Heart Charm
$16.99
Charm Bracelet, One Charm
Charm Bracelet, One Charm
$15.99
Men's Dark Pajamas
Men's Dark Pajamas
$30.99
Men's Light Pajamas
Men's Light Pajamas
$30.99
Cthulhu Shot Glass
Cthulhu Shot Glass
$8.49
Cthulhu International Patches
Cthulhu International Patches
$6.50
Tresspassers will be Shot Apron (dark)
Tresspassers will be Shot Apron (dark)
$22.99
CI Banner
CI Banner
$45.99
Obsidian Group Organic Men's T-Shirt
Obsidian Group Organic Men's T-Shirt
$27.99
Deep One Organic Men's T-Shirt (dark)
Deep One Organic Men's T-Shirt (dark)
$28.99
Cthulhu International Organic Kids T-Shirt
Cthulhu International Organic Kids T-Shirt
$23.99
Cthulhu Rising Organic Baby T-Shirt
Cthulhu Rising Organic Baby T-Shirt
$22.99
Cthulhu International
Cthulhu International
$29.99
Organic Toddler T-Shirt
Organic Toddler T-Shirt
$23.99
CI Hoodie (dark)
CI Hoodie (dark)
$38.99
CI Zip Hoodie
CI Zip Hoodie
$46.99
CI Zip Hoodie (dark)
CI Zip Hoodie (dark)
$44.99
CI Women's Zip Hoodie
CI Women's Zip Hoodie
$42.99
CI Sweatshirt (dark)
CI Sweatshirt (dark)
$34.99
Small Framed Print
Small Framed Print
$32.99
Cthulhu Cult Note Cards (Pk of 10)
Cthulhu Cult Note Cards (Pk of 10)
$13.99
Cthulhu Cult Maternity T-Shirt
Cthulhu Cult Maternity T-Shirt
$29.99
Cthulhu Cult Maternity Dark T-Shirt
Cthulhu Cult Maternity Dark T-Shirt
$29.99
Cthulhu Cult Large Poster
Cthulhu Cult Large Poster
$22.99
The Sorcerer Framed Panel Print
The Sorcerer Framed Panel Print
$44.99
Cthulhu Cult Note Cards (Pk of 20)
Cthulhu Cult Note Cards (Pk of 20)
$22.99
Cthulhu International - Cthulhu Cult Mug!
Cthulhu International - Cthulhu Cult Mug!
$22.99
Cthulhu International - Cult Large Wall Clock
Cthulhu International - Cult Large Wall Clock
$34.99
The Master of Horror
The Master of Horror
$3.99
The Master of Horror
The Master of Horror
$28.99
Cthulhu International
Cthulhu International
$26.99
Cthulhu Cult
Cthulhu Cult
$21.99
Cthulhu International
Cthulhu International
$23.99
 Cthulhu International
Cthulhu International
$30.99
 Cthulhu International - Decision 2008
Cthulhu International - Decision 2008
$28.99
Cthulhu International - Decision 2008
Cthulhu International - Decision 2008
$27.99
The Master of Horror
The Master of Horror
$30.99
Cthulhu Rising Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Cthulhu Rising Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$28.99
CI Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
CI Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$29.99
 R'lyeh Express Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt
R'lyeh Express Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25.99
Decision 2008 Mini Poster
Decision 2008 Mini Poster
$7.99
R'lyeh Express Magnet
R'lyeh Express Magnet
$4.49
White Squidie Cap
White Squidie Cap
$16.99
Obsidian Group Mini Button
Obsidian Group Mini Button
$2.49
CI Wall Calendar
CI Wall Calendar
$17.99
CI Framed Tile
CI Framed Tile
$11.49
 CI Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
CI Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
$21.99
Squidie Kids Sweatshirt
Squidie Kids Sweatshirt
$18.99
 CI Kids Baseball Jersey
CI Kids Baseball Jersey
$16.99
Squidie Kids Hoodie
Squidie Kids Hoodie
$22.99
 CI Black T-Shirt
CI Black T-Shirt
$22.99
CI Dog T-Shirt
CI Dog T-Shirt
$18.99
Squidie Rectangle Sticker
Squidie Rectangle Sticker
$3.99
Cthulhu Cult Boxer Shorts
Cthulhu Cult Boxer Shorts
$15.99
CI Throw Pillow
CI Throw Pillow
$17.99
CI Toddler T-Shirt
CI Toddler T-Shirt
$14.99
Cthulhu International Ringer T
Cthulhu International Ringer T
$23.99
Cthulhu International Travel Journal
Cthulhu International Travel Journal
$12.50
Women's Ringer Squidie CI T-Shirt
Women's Ringer Squidie CI T-Shirt
$23.99
Women's CI Tank Top
Women's CI Tank Top
$20.99
Yellow Squidie CI T-Shirt
Yellow Squidie CI T-Shirt
$20.99
Green CI T-Shirt
Green CI T-Shirt
$20.99
Women's Pink CI T-Shirt
Women's Pink CI T-Shirt
$21.99
Cthulhu Cult "the Trucker" Cap
Cthulhu Cult "the Trucker" Cap
$12.99
CI Fitted T-shirt (Made in the USA)
CI Fitted T-shirt (Made in the USA)
$25.99
The Sorcerer Baseball Jersey
The Sorcerer Baseball Jersey
$25.99
Ash Grey T-Shirt
Ash Grey T-Shirt
$21.99
Cthulhu International Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Cthulhu International Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$28.00
CI Decision 2008 T-shirt
CI Decision 2008 T-shirt
$21.99
Jr. Spaghetti CI Tank
Jr. Spaghetti CI Tank
$19.99
The Sorcerer Sweatshirt
The Sorcerer Sweatshirt
$37.99
CI Decision 2008 Hooded Sweat Shirt
CI Decision 2008 Hooded Sweat Shirt
$39.99
Cthulhu For President Tee T-Shirt
Cthulhu For President Tee T-Shirt
$20.99
cthulhu-cult404a-white Golf Shirt
cthulhu-cult404a-white Golf Shirt
$26.99
CI Classic Thong
CI Classic Thong
$10.99
Large Squidie Mug
Large Squidie Mug
$13.99
 R'lyeh Express Mug
R'lyeh Express Mug
$12.99
Cthulhu Int. Stein
Cthulhu Int. Stein
$15.99
Children of Dagon Tile Coaster
Children of Dagon Tile Coaster
$6.50
Cthulhu International Mouse Pad
Cthulhu International Mouse Pad
$13.99
Squidie Wall Clock
Squidie Wall Clock
$12.99
Cuddlie Cthulhu Cult Bear
Cuddlie Cthulhu Cult Bear
$15.99
Cthulhu BBQ Apron
Cthulhu BBQ Apron
$21.99
CI Squidie Black Cap
CI Squidie Black Cap
$16.99
Squidie Oval Sticker
Squidie Oval Sticker
$3.99
CI Postcards (Package of 8)
CI Postcards (Package of 8)
$7.99
Cthulhu International Tote Bag
Cthulhu International Tote Bag
$17.99
Cthulhu Cult Oval Ornament
Cthulhu Cult Oval Ornament
$6.99
Squidie Ornament (Round)
Squidie Ornament (Round)
$6.99
Cthulhu Cult
Cthulhu Cult
$18.99
CI Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
CI Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
$16.99
CI Keepsake Box
CI Keepsake Box
$24.99
Squidie Button!
Squidie Button!
$3.99
CI Magnet
CI Magnet
$5.99
Squidie 2.25
Squidie 2.25" Button (10 pack)
$15.99
Squidie 2.25
Squidie 2.25" Button (100 pack)
$104.99
Squidie 2.25
Squidie 2.25" Magnet (10 pack)
$15.99
Cthulhu International 2.25" Magnet (100 pack)
Cthulhu International 2.25" Magnet (100 pack)
$109.99


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