CREWTAG.com is excited to introduce you to a new and vast selection of products that were not previously offered. Spend some time cruising our NEW ITEMS.
You will see a product selection of the finest quality with CREWTAG HUMOR everywhere! Whether you are crew, pilot, flight attendant, airline or airport employee, businessman, or simply travel often, you will surely love our designs!

We will continue to offer our Exclusive/Designer Airline Humor Tee's, Greeting Cards and Gift Wrapping Paper from our original line of products. In addition to that, we now offer you NEW and SPECIAL items for all of your needs.

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PHOTO ITEMS ***UNDER CONSTRUCTION*** Our staff travels the world and takes amazing photos! We are providing this section to share those artistic photos from around the world.	Shift Happens SHIFT HAPPENS!No matter how well you plan your trip, or your day for that matter, unexpected things happen all the time. Roll with the flow and laugh your head off!!!...if you haven't lost your mind	*NEW DESIGN* SEARCH ME! SEARCH ME! Do you have something to hide? Or do you have something to show? Use "Reverse Psychology" on others when wearing this design. It works!-CREWTAG is NOT legally responsible if it doesn't!
*NEW DESIGN* PERSPECTIVE It doesn't matter if you are having a Bad Day at Work as long as you have the right PERSPECTIVE! Try looking at things from 30,000 feet! Remember, Attitude is Altitude! Enjoy the view, and the journey	*NEW DESIGN* Seatbelts Please! The journey of life can be quite bumpy sometimes! Make sure you have someone near you to hang on to! If you have someone to hang onto or not, FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS PLEASE!	Inflight Service She is lowering the WINDOW SHADE, HONEST!What did you think she was doing?People are so perverted these days, gosh.Enjoyable Inflight Service is always memorable!Don't forget to say Thank You!
*New Design* Where's My Landing Strip? *NEW DESIGN* Where is my Landing Strip? Whether taking off or landing, you MUST know where your Landing Strip is....If you don't know where it is when you take off, you better find it in flight!	ALTITUDE-check! ATTITUDE-check! Every person or pilot flying through life needs a CHECKLIST! You have to keep that checklist short and efficient. Here are two "must have" items for your checklist. Have a great flight AND life.......	JETROSEXUAL You don't have a desk job? You don't have a Title on your door? You can WEAR this Title! All of us who love to fly and travel have a little "JETROSEXUAL" in each of us! Show it off with PRIDE!
*NEW DESIGN* Take Me Away Take Me Away! Whether you are having a Bad Day At Work, or out with other Jetrosexuals, sometimes you just want to GET AWAY! Wherever you go, we hope you get great Inflight Service from a SUPERSTEW!	*NEW DESIGN* Are You Enjoying The View? Are You Enjoying The View? Is someone staring at you? Want to meet that person, but you are too shy? IF you are wearing THIS design, simply turn around and show it off! Surely it will help!	*NEW DESIGN* Don't Press My Buttons!! Don't Even THINK About It! Some like to tease, some like to give Direct Orders. Whichever best describes you, this design is a great way to express it. Just remember, DON'T press the button in flight!
*NEW DESIGN* Breakfast INCLUDED Breakfast INCLUDED! Breaking the Ice, Cracking the Egg, both of those things can be difficult to master without a mess. This design should at least Break the Ice, which could lead to cracking the egg!	*NEW DESIGN* Earn Points Here! EARN POINTS HERE! "Brownie Points", "Mileage Points", either way, points are points and usually when you have LOTS of them it is a GOOD thing! Show this design, help someone you care for earn POINTS!!	*NEW DESIGN* Miss-Connected MISS-CONNECTED! Have you miss-connected? Or, are you Ms.Connected? Either way, this fun design can refer to flying or living. Guys, you can wear this shirt too! Especially if you are JETROSEXUAL!
Air Traffic Control Air Traffic Control! Life can be a little hectic!Put some fun into how you juggle all those things on your TO DO list! Whether you simply fly a lot, love airplanes or have a friend who is a pilot...	*NEW DESIGN* CRUISING... CRUISING....Whether you are HIGH or LOW, FAST or SLOW...it matters not. It's all about your STYLE when you are "CRUISING". At 30,000Feet or more; or even on the ground, personal STYLE is everything!	*NEW DESIGN* Do You Know Who I Am? Do You Know Who I Am? <Flight attendant announcement:>"Ladies and Gentlemen. We have a passenger in seat 1A who does not know who he is. Can you help us identify him?" This design helps identify you!
*NEW DESIGN* Hitting the RUNWAY... It's Not how HARD you Hit the RUNWAY....SAFETY FIRST! Whether a LARGE or SMALL Plane, make sure you know how to handle your equipment! A good pilot knows if his passengers like hard or soft landings!	*NEW DESIGN* Snack! Snack!Sometimes you feel like a snack, but on an airplane, usually a MEAL would be more appropriate. Regardless, when showing this design be warned! Someone might think YOU are a snack!	*NEW DESIGN* 2 B or...NOT to BE! 2 Be....or....NOT to BE! That is the question. It doesn't matter if you are in first, business, or economy. As long as you are in the right seat! Or, as long as you are where you are supposed TO/2 BE!
*NEW DESIGN* What's Your Room #? Ever seen a HOTTIE while sipping a Toddy, in the hotel lobby.... Your eyes meet and twinkle, both are too shy to move. This design will help you find your groove...	*NEW DESIGN* BUSINESS AND PLEASURE Do you MIX business with pleasure? It's ok, a lot of people do! It's just HOW MUCH pleasure you mix with your business! Have a safe flight and watch out for the crew, sometimes they mix things too!	*NEW DESIGN* Take Me Home! Take Me Home! Sometimes you want to GET AWAY from someone. Sometimes you want to GO AWAY with someone. Either way, this design can be a way to make a point or entice someone to ask you....
*NEW DESIGN* Tag It! crewTag! - Bag it and TAG it! Everything in life has double or triple meanings; some people call them Tag Lines. We share with you city codes on luggage tags that will raise and eyebrow or two. Enjoy	Bad Day at Work Bad Day At Work! IT COULD BE WORSE!Perspective is everything. No matter how bad your day is going, hopefully this design will bring you a smile!	*NEW DESIGN* Pilot Error Pilot Error! It doesn't matter how HARD you hit the Runway...What matters is that you are a SAFE PILOT! If NOT...there are consequences! Make sure you know how to handle your equipment! SAFETY FIRST!
*NEW DESIGN* My Package DO NOT LEAVE PACKAGE UNATTENDED!Unattended packages could very dangerous and should be taken care of immediately. If you fly or travel...	*NEW DESIGN*Dangerous Goods! DANGEROUS GOODS!Some things are not meant to be in certain places. At least without the proper WARNING label attached. Now, wherever you are, people around you have been WARNED!	CREWTAG--PROMOTIONAL CREWTAG.com-Display the CREWTAG logo, and share the FUN with EVERYONE!Do you know where this logo came from? Look at the blue square, it's the sky! The little white square inside, it's a cloud!
*NEW DESIGN* You Look SO Good! You Look SOOOO GOOD!NOT!Some things appear better close-up.Other things.........well, BEST CASE scenario, look better from AFAR........Such as a City Skyline.What were YOU thinking?	*NEW DESIGN* No Limits! NO LIMITS!Attitude-check!Altitude-check!See if anyone can find YOUR limits!WARNING: Another CREWTAG item we advise you to wear in public with CAUTION!	*NEW DESIGN* Wake For Meals! WAKE For Meals!COME BACK HERE!You FORGOT me!It happens ALL the time. Even though you don't get meals on planes anymore, IF your flight serves food and you are wearing this design, youwill eat!
*NEW DESIGN* SUPER STEW! SUPER STEW!This design is almost exclusive for crew members. Do you feel under appreciated? You won't when wearing this design!It's a bird!It's a plane!It's SUPER STEW!	Mobile Home Road Warriors!This design is dedicated to you!CREWTAG.com wishes you safe travels, pleasant journeys, great INFLIGHT SERVICE, and a clean, comfortable hotel, wherever you may go.	*NEW DESIGN* Air Chic-Ness Air Chic-ness...We all get it from time to time. But, some "Have It", and some "Don't". Whether you 'have it' or 'not', this design chic enough for you!
Buh-Bye! Buh-Bye!This universal term is even found in the dictionary. Do you ever wonder what crew is thinking when they wave you off the plane?--Trust me, you DON'T want to know!	I Go Non-Stop! Some of CREWTAG designs are quite straight forward. We try to make each design have many "Subtle" Double-Meanings as well. This could mean ANYTHING! Depends how twisted your mind is!	Pressure Leak Pull the nearest oxygen mask to your face! Some Cabin Crew calls this "Crop Dusting". Either way, when it happens you won't know WHO to blame on a crowded airplane!
Red Eye Flying all night long, or staying up all night, or doing something you SHOULDN'T be doing...Here's to you and hoping your RED EYE goes away soon.Sweet Dreams and Safe Travels!	Screw Desk Cabin Crews and Pilots usually get their assignments from "Crew Schedulers" or commonly known as the Crew Desk. When the assignment is a nasty one, they often whisper "SCREW" Desk when walking away...	Silent Review Going back to "Buh-Bye"...Honestly, you don't want to know what the other person is thinking! Okay, maybe you do, but at least we warned you!Silent Review is what CREWS do during takeoff and landing
Stop Ditching! Did you ever notice almost EVERY word that ends in "ITCHING" is not good?Think about that one...And as you get on the plane, leave your problems behind and "Stop Ditching"Please enjoy the flight	CREWTAG ASSORTED DESIGNS! Wall Calendar $15.25