» MADE IN U.S.A. 1984
» MADE IN U.S.A. 1982
» MADE IN U.S.A. 1985
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» KEEP CALM AND GO ARMY
» NEW MOM 2013
» NEW UNCLE 2013
» JULY BABY
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» NOVEMBER BABY
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» THIS MOMMY ROCKS
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» TWINS ON BOARD IN PEAPOD
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» WHAT HAPPENS IN MARYLAND DOESN'T ALWAYS STAY IN MA
» WHAT HAPPENS IN MICHIGAN DOESN'T ALWAYS STAY IN MI
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» Really Really Really Mature
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» I Can Ride My Bike With No Handle Bars
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» Woke Up From The American Dream
» I'm A Good Habit To Get Into
» Vaseline Alley
» Doing More Harm Then Good
» I'm Not 50 I'm 49.95
» Programmers need Jobs.. Willing To Do Windows
» I'm Not 40 I'm 39.95
» I'm Not 30 I'm 29.95
» I'm Not 20 I'm 19.95!
» I'm A "Dogs Playing Poker" Kinda Guy
» California Where Even The Illeagal Aliens Have Cel
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» Princess
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» The Rules Don't Apply To Me
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» Evil Opportunity Employer
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» I Like To Get Drunk And Place Bids On E-Bay
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» Slacker
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» Always Telling The Truthiness
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» Request Denied
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» Out Of Control
» Not From Concentate
» Humid Being
» Be Glad I'm Not A Twin
» Queer Eye For You Guy
» Bracing Myself For The Cold Shoulder
» STOP Me Before I Volunteer Again
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» I'm Still Hot
» Support Baseball Bite A Yankee
» Stop The Madness
» My Boyfriend Is Out Of Town
» Save The Drama For Your Mama
» Call Me, Gerbil-Boy
» Bite Me
» Don't Take It Personally
» Conjugal Visitor
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» Problem With Authority
» Why Me??
» Why You??
» Loads Of Street Cred In Bed
» Be Quite Or I'll Beat You Like I Own You
» Somebody Needs To Rub My Belly And Tell Me I'm Pre
» Ask Me For Directions And I'll Tell You Where To G
» Bad Hair Day Can't Think Straight
» Don't Hate Me Cause You Ain't Me
» SIR EATSALOT
» LOSER
» Don't Make Me Pull This Thing Over
» I Like To Smell My Own Farts
» It's Always About You Isn't It?
» I'm In No Shape To Exercise My Patience
» 4 Out Of 5 People Have A Problem With Me
» I'm Smiling Cause I Farted
» Why Do All My Friends Seem To Be Clingers And Floa
» I'm Getting In Touch With My Dysfunctonal Side
» Theres No Problem So Big Or Complicated That It Ca
» Officer I Already Know My Rights
» People In Glass Houses Had Better Learn To Do Wind
» I Bottle Things Up
» Every Woman Should Marry Happiness Isn't Everythin
» Clean Up On Aisle 2
» People Like You Are The Reason Like Me Hate People
» Like Bird Watching How About I Flip You One
» I Live In My Own Little World But I'm Running Out
» Old Age Comes At A Bad Time
» First thing First But Not In That Order
» - 333 - I'm Only Half Evil
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» Available For Rent
» What Happens At My Place Stays At My Place
» It Tried Writing In Invisible Ink But...
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» Your Rules Don't Apply To Me
» Couples Attract To Smell. Thats Something I Have A
» Ego Trip One Way Ticket
» Man Boobs
» Inner Beauty Is Over Rated
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» Thenk Differnt
» That's What HE Said
» That's What SHE Said
» .22 Caliber Mind....
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» Of Course I Don't Look Busy....
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» Breath In Breath Out....
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» OUTCAST
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» I'm A Bad Woman
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» Full Frontal Nerdity
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» My Long Term Goal Is To Get-Rich-Quick
» Master Farter
» Give Green A Chance
» Moderation Kills
» Retired Leave Me Alone
» I Have A Rifle And It's Tourist Season
» Eye Candy
» You Have To Change Before I Can Like You
» Constant Supervision Needed
» Attention Deficit... What Was I Saying?
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» Spermicidal Manic
» Rockin The Boat
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» I Object
» It's All About The Penis
» Horn Dog
» I Wish These Were Brains
» May Be Used As A Flotation Device
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» Men Are From Mars Woman Want The Penis
» I Love Lesbians
» Herpe: The Love Bug
» Is My Penis To Big For This Shirt
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» SK8
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» Cement Surfer
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» Skateboard World Champion
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» Hooter Inspector
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» Cuntroller
» Horn Dog Obedience School
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» School Of Hard Knockers
» Turn Me On
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» Life Is Hard And So Am I
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» Scratch 'N' Sniff
» I Faked It!!
» Rub The Belly To Raise The Flag Pole
» I'm Better Then The Best!!
» Everyone Gets A Little Behind Sometimes May I Have
» One Of Us Is Thinking About Sex
» Rub My Belly For Luck
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» Back Door Man
» SK8Board Jam
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» You Look Like I Need Another Beer
» I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like
» I Taught Your Girlfriend That Thing You Like
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» Made In The 90's
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» Spank
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» Mount And Do Me
» It's Not Paranoia If They Really Are Out To Get Yo
» My Cherry Personality Is Brought To You By...
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» People Cuss And Shit
» Profane
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» Wish You Were Here
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» Your Killing Me
» Will Scratch My Butt For Food
» I Get Everything I Set My Mind To..Now Where Did I
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» If I Was You I Wouldn't Be Me
» Pianist Envy
» School Is Where They Put You To Learn While Your T
» Lookin Good Is A Curse
» I'm On Debt Row
» I Had Sex With Stupid
» My Search Engine Ran Out Of Gas
» My Child Is #1 At Blah Blah Blah
» Queen Be-atch
» Up Yours
» The Real Me Sucks To!!
» No Titty Twisters Please
» Equal Opportunity annoyer
» I Got A Sweater For X-Mas...
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» You Sure Look Funny With Your Head Turned Like Tha
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» LARGE AND IN CHARGE (FUNNY)
» DON'T WORRY LADIES, THERE'S PLENTY T GO AROUND (FU
» LET ME DROP EVERYTHING AND WORK ON Y0UR PROBLEM (F
» LITTERING AND LITTERING AND (FUNNY)
» I LOVE YOUR MOM
» REAL MEN DO WHAT THEY ARE TOLD
» I LOVE YOUR DAD
» REAL MEN WEAR PINK
» I LOVE YOUR WIFE
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» ONE HIT WONDER
» I LOVE YOUR HUSBAND
» BLACK IS THE NEW BLACK
» SUPERSTAR
» I LOVE ALL PEOPLE
» MY OTHER RIDE IS A HORSE
» IT'S NOT EASY BEING THIS PRETTY
» MAN BOOBS
» I RIDE THE SHORT BUS
» I'M FAT? TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW
» ATTENTION CHOKING HAZZARD
» FAT HAPPENS
» THE MOST IMPORTANT UTENSIL IS THE CORKSCREW
» FAT GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO
» CIRCLE JERK CHAMPION
» DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN
» DOABLE
» DISGRUNTLED
» DOES MY HEAD LOOK BIG IN THIS
» DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW
» I SUFFER FROM DELUSIONS OF ADEQUECY
» DON'T TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY IT ISN'T PERMANENT
» DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I THINK I AM
» FAT AND PROUD
» I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO SPEAK SLOWLY AND CLEARL
» TELL ME AGAIN HOW LUCKY I AM TO WORK HERE
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» MY IMAGINARY FRIEND THINKS YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEM
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» I JUST WANT TO DO YOU IS THAT SO WRONG
» I'M SKINNY
» FREE LOADER
» INCOGNITO
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» TOO MANY FREAKS NOT ENOUGH CIRCUSES
» GEEK
» I WOULD DO ME
» WARNING I'M RETIRED I KNOW IT ALL AND HAVE PLENTY
» SUMO WANNA BE
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» WARNING NOT INTENDED FOR WOMEN WHO ARE NURSING PRE
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» I LOVE WATERMELON AND FRIED CHICKEN TOO
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» BIG BONED
» ASSISTANT TO THE EGIONAL MANAGER
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» BUFFET MOLESTER
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» I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT I'M PRETTY SURE I DON'T LIKE
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» GUN CONTROL MEANS USING BOTH HANDS
» I WOULD DO YOU BUT I'M ON MEDICATION AND I'M NOT A
» WHEN I'M ALONE I GOOGLE MYSELF
» I MISSED THE PART WHERE I CARE WHAT YOU THINK
» WARNING HEAVY LOAD IN REAR
» HE WHO HESITATES IS UM...UM...
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» MY BUTT ITCHES
» THIS IS MY MORNING AFTER SHIRT
» IT'S SOLID MUSCLE
» MY PARENTS SAID I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED SO I
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» ARMY IF YOU'RE FAT THEY WON'T DRAFT YOU
» LIFE'S SHORT DRINK THE GOOD WINE NOW
» FAT CHICK
» YOU HAD ME AT BLOW JOB
» JUST BIG BONED
» I USED TO BE AN ATHLETE
» FOOD MY ANTI-DRUG
» I'M BEATING ANOREXIA
» I BEAT THE DRAFT
» These Are Real And So Is My Wonder Bra
» I'd Like A Rub And A Tug Please
» You Can't Please Everyone But You Can Sure Try
» Sheep Testical Fondler
» Trust Me Im A Lawyer
» My Name Is Heimlich Want To See....
» Lawyer Or Lier You Make The Call
» You Can't Handle The Truth
» Lawyers Do It With Appeal
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» Beam Me Up This Place Sucks
» U R Sofa King Wee Todd Did
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» There Fake But There Awsome
» Lets Go Do Something Stupid
» Work Is Cutting Into My Drinking Time
» Peace
» I Eat Clams
» I Got This Body From Eating Junk Food
» I Got Crabs In Alaska
» Your Mom's Wearing My Other Shirt
» I'll Drink You Bitches Under The Table
» Ask Me About My Explosive Diarrhea
» Without Me Things Would Be Awso
» Stop Looking At My Shirt
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» You Want Me To Do What?
» ABCDFUCKYOU
» I Saw Your Mom On The Internet
» You Must Be 18 Or Older To Enjoy This
» Great Legs What Time Do They Open?
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» I Heart Me
» No Ociffer I Haben't Been Drinking
» Drink 'Til Your Stoopid
» Learning To Nurse A Hangover....
» Beer....
» My Drinking Team Has A Racing Problem
» Bourbon Ledgend
» Sobrity A Curable Condition
» Save The Ales
» I've Been Sober Way Too Long
» Beer Me
» Alcohol Survivor
» 69
» Mr. Sober Needs A Beer
» Beer Depository
» Too Much Blood Not Enough Alcohol
» I'm Party Trained
» Mary Queen Of Scotch
» Beer It's What's For Breakfast
» I Want A Heinie, And I'm Not Talking About Beer
» Rehab Is My Time Out
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» Drunkin Blackouts Likely
» Don't Want Me Yet!! Have Another Beer
» Need Money Alcohol Research
» Finish Your Beer There Are Sober People In India
» Hey, Princess Bring Me A Beer
» You Seem Smarter When I'm Drinking
» See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Beer Me
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» Bourbon Cowboys
» Beer Heals All Wounds
» Soccer Or You? I Pick Soccer
» Feet Don't Fail Me Now
» Fear The Goalkeeper
» Beer A Vegetarian Meal
» Soccer Players Have One Goal
» You Sure Look Funny With Your Head Turned Like Tha
» You Don't Have The Balls To Play Soccer
» I Taught Pele His Foot Work
» My Goalie Is Better Then Your Goalie
» Beckham Who??
» Keep The Ball In The Air
» Soccer Players Have The Runs
Cement Surfer Greeting Cards (Pk of 20)


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Keep in touch with family and friends in signature style! A custom greeting card will help you send smiles across the miles. Say thank you, share something funny, send birthday wishes or let them know you’re thinking of them. All with your personal touch!
  • Greeting card measure 5” x 7” (portrait) or 7” x 5” (landscape)
  • High-quality custom card
  • Made of chlorine- and acid-free, archival-quality 120 lb. premium cardstock
  • Available in matte or glossy finish
  • Professionally printed with sharp, vivid designs
  • Inside is blank or features a printed message
  • Sold in set of 20
  • White envelopes included
  • Produced in compliance with the Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) and the Sustainable Forestry Initiative (SFI)
  • Made in USA

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