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Invite your imaginary friends over to play dress-up in Straitjacket T-Shirts.
You don't need to buy anything, just tweet what you like to your Pinbook circle. Maybe they'll buy it for you. But probably not.
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Clothes Hoist! The Crazymeds Clothesline

Shirts, Hoodies, and Other Clothing for the Mentally Interesting

Some sections - notably Smells Like Team Spirit, Fuck Off! , This Sucks! , and Eat It! - have several similar designs on a variety of shirts and other items of clothing. The rest are the individual designs you see here with various color & style options. The most popular designs are still up top for people who landed here directly from Crazymeds or other sites.

This time around I was going for an ill-conceived and badly-executed 3D look that would give the impression of looking up at the meds (and at whoever is wearing the shirt). The forced perspective turned out more like forced normalization (look it up). I suck at this sort of thing. I stuck with it the second time around. As this will be the last version of the pill font I get to be unhappy with, let's all enjoy how much it sucks.

Medicated for Your Protection

Medicated for Your Protection
Not physical, but emotional and social protection. Heaven forfend our crazy embarrass our family or 'friends'.
The crazy are less likely to be perpetrators and eleven times more likely to be victims

Mentally Interesting Shirts

Mentally Interesting Shirts
Crazymeds' very own term (OK, we got it from Dr. Sacks) that covers everything we deal with. Depressed or obsessed, schizophrenic or epileptic, bipolar or migraineur.

Batshit Crazy

Batshit Crazy
A technical term we use all the time at Crazymeds.
Anybody can be crazy, but if you require three or more prescription meds to function, then you're Batshit Crazy.

Brain Cooties Aren't Contagious

Brain Cooties Aren't Contagious
Help bust the stigma in ways NAMBLA, er, NAMI are too afraid to.
Now featuring: Bipolar Is NOT Contagious, Depression Is NOT Contagious, Epilepsy Is NOT Contagious, and others.

Breakfast of Champions! Shirts

Breakfast of Champions! Shirts
Start the day right with a big heaping bowl of pills. That's how it feels some mornings. Made from meds I've taken, am taking now, or were taken by someone I've lived with.

Fuck Off!

Fuck Off!
Shirt designs as an alternative to awareness ribbons. Fuck Agoraphobia. Fuck Anxiety. Fuck Bipolar. Fuck Depression. Fuck Epilepsy. Fuck Migraines. Fuck OCD. Fuck PTSD. Fuck Schizophrenia.

This Sucks!

This Sucks!
Shirt designs for people too polite for the section next door. Agoraphobia Sucks! Anxiety Sucks! Bipolar Sucks! Depression Sucks! Epilepsy Sucks! Migraines Sucks! OCD Sucks! PTSD Sucks! Schizophrenia

Smells Like Team Spirit

Smells Like Team Spirit
Display your Mad Pride with these team-themed shirts. For the Obsessed, Depressed, Panicked, Manic, Epileptic, Schizophrenic, Migraineur and Bipolar.

Eat It!

Eat It!
Depakote, Lithium, Remeron, Seroquel, Zyprexa - I'm getting hungry and I no longer take any of those!

I'm So Happy I Could Kill Myself Shirts

I'm So Happy I Could Kill Myself Shirts
The tripolar rallying cry for when we're manic, depressed, or mixed. Made by the bipolar for the bipolar from my leftover, mostly failed, meds. I'm so there, so you can get the lousy shirt.

I Loved Sex, I Take Paxil Shirts

I Loved Sex, I Take Paxil Shirts
Shirts that express how you no longer feel guilty and depressed after crappy sex so you can feel good about yourself and not have sex at all.


If you feel the need to improve your social media skills and wish to witness my slow descent into irreparable madness and/or get updates about new products or other Crazymeds news, choose your preferred social media target(s):

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If you want to use the original Pill Font (still used on bumperstickers and the store logo) on a web page, a graphic on a document, etc. you can create monochromatic .gifs using Jef Poskanzer's awesome label maker. Type away and save the results. White on black will give you the best resolution when it comes to imprints, scoring and the like, but some color combinations are rather psychedelic. Jef also took the pictures of the pills used in that version on the back deck of his house. There's lots of other fun and useful stuff on acme.com, which is why Wile E. Coyote gets all of his apps there.


If you need more information about the Pill Font and the drugs it's made from, visit Crazymeds.
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