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Medicated For Your Protection

Clothing, Toys, and More for Vaccinated and Otherwise Medicated Kids

Indications: As a method to differentiate you from other parents who may live in your area who are too cruel and stupid to properly care for their children.
May also be used for sarcastic kids who are in the unfortunate position of being professional patients.
Dosage: Dress your child in one article of clothing, or use another product, as required, when you need to make a point about how you love them just as much as most people love their pets.
Adverse Reactions: Endless harangues from anti-vaccination morons about the non-existent link between vaccines and autism. As if being autistic were such an affront to God and humanity in the first place.
Active Ingredients: Remeron 15 & 30mg, Effexor XR 37.5 mg and IR 50 & 75 mg, Depakote 250 mg, Invega 6 mg Risperdal 0.25, 0.5 & 2 mg, Celexa 20 mg, Strattera 40 & 60 mg, Abilify 2 mg, Trileptal 300 mg, Prozac 20 mg, Paxil 20 mg, generic topiramate 100 & 200 mg, lamotrigine100 mg, Vivactil 10 mg, Neurontin 300 mg, Keppra 250 mg, Zoloft 50 mg, Mirapex 0.125 mg, Catapres (clonidine) 0.1 mg
Inactive Ingredients: Cotton, dye, inks, silicon dioxide, ethylcellulose aqueous dispersion (NF)
How Supplied: Children's, toddlers and infants's long- and short-sleeved shirts, baby gowns, infant bodysuits, bibs, water bottles, sippy cups, and plush toys. Embossed with Medicated For Your Protection on the front.
Low-priced generic version? No low-priced generic version is available, but the bibs are relatively inexpensive.
Medicated for your Protection Toddler T-Shirt
Medicated for your Protection Toddler T-Shirt
$15.00
Medicated For Your Protection Infant T-Shirt
Medicated For Your Protection Infant T-Shirt
$18.00
Medicated For Your Protection Infant Body Suit
Medicated For Your Protection Infant Body Suit
$19.00
Medicated For Your Pro Long Sleeve Body Suit
Medicated For Your Pro Long Sleeve Body Suit
$20.00
Medicated for your Prot Long Sleeve Infant T-Shirt
Medicated for your Prot Long Sleeve Infant T-Shirt
$20.00
Medicated For Your Protection Baby Gown
Medicated For Your Protection Baby Gown
$20.00
Medicated For Your Protection Bib
Medicated For Your Protection Bib
$13.00
Medicated For Your Protection Kids Light T-Shirt
Medicated For Your Protection Kids Light T-Shirt
$20.00
Medicated for your Protection Kids Baseball Jersey
Medicated for your Protection Kids Baseball Jersey
$20.00
Medicated For Your Protection Girl's Tee
Medicated For Your Protection Girl's Tee
$22.00
Medicated for your Protection Kids Sweatshirt
Medicated for your Protection Kids Sweatshirt
$22.00
Medicated for your Protection Kids Dark T-Shirt
Medicated for your Protection Kids Dark T-Shirt
$24.00
Medicated for your Protection Kids Hoodie
Medicated for your Protection Kids Hoodie
$26.00
Medicated for your Protection Teddy Bear
Medicated for your Protection Teddy Bear
$18.00


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If you want to use the original Pill Font (still used on bumperstickers and the store logo) on a web page, a graphic on a document, etc. you can create monochromatic .gifs using Jef Poskanzer's awesome label maker. Type away and save the results. White on black will give you the best resolution when it comes to imprints, scoring and the like, but some color combinations are rather psychedelic. Jef also took the pictures of the pills used in that version on the back deck of his house. There's lots of other fun and useful stuff on acme.com, which is why Wile E. Coyote gets all of his apps there.


If you need more information about the Pill Font and the drugs it's made from, visit Crazymeds.
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