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You don't need to buy anything, just tweet what you like to your Pinbook circle. Maybe they'll buy it for you. But probably not.
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Medicated For Your Protection Mugs, Drinkware, and More

Indication: 1. To assure everyone you're not the type of never-actually-crazy person who shoots up their former place of employment after one too many drinks and one final bad performance review. (See Warnings and Precautions below).
2. As an ironic statement regarding your frequent and copious consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Dosage: Use one or more of these products, as required, to wash down or meds or whenever you need to scare some sense into whomever you have to deal with. Or when hanging out with friends who enjoy your ironic and/or gallows humor.
Adverse Reactions: Loss of employment. Further alienation from family and friends as the use of these items as a means of reassurance via irony/gallows humor tends to backfire for reasons I fail to understand.
Warnings and Precautions: Several of the products with these designs are intended to be used for alcoholic beverages. If you are currently taking medication please consult with your doctor and/or pharmacist. You can also read this page for more information, but it is not a substitute for actual medical advice.
Active Ingredients: Remeron 15 & 30mg, Effexor XR 37.5 mg and IR 50 & 75 mg, Depakote 250 mg, Invega 6 mg Risperdal 0.25, 0.5 & 2 mg, Celexa 20 mg, Strattera 40 & 60 mg, Abilify 2 mg, Trileptal 300 mg, Prozac 20 mg, Paxil 20 mg, generic topiramate 100 & 200 mg, lamotrigine 100 mg, Vivactil 10 mg, Neurontin 300 mg, Keppra 250 mg, Zoloft 50 mg, Mirapex 0.125 mg, Catapres (clonidine) 0.1 mg
Inactive Ingredients: Ceramics, dyes, inks, silicon dioxide, ethylcellulose aqueous dispersion (NF)
How Supplied: Mugs, drinking glasses, water and other beverage bottles, flasks, and more. Imprinted with Medicated For Your Protection.
Pregnancy Warnings: People give us enough shit as it is for taking crazy meds. Even if your doctor said it's OK to take them while pregnant, expect to get even more nasty looks and unwanted comments. As the designs are available on alcohol-related merchandise...Please don't mix crazy meds, booze and pregnancy.
Low-Priced Generic: While there is no specific low-priced generic option, a $9 beer cooler and $10 sports bottle are pretty cheap compared with the rest of this crap.
Medicated For Your Protection Black Mug Mugs
Medicated For Your Protection Black Mug Mugs
$13.00
Medicated for your Protection Black Large Mug
Medicated for your Protection Black Large Mug
$14.00
Medicated For Your Protection Mug Mugs
Medicated For Your Protection Mug Mugs
$13.00
Medicated for your Protection Large Mug
Medicated for your Protection Large Mug
$14.00
Medicated for your Pro Acrylic Double-wall Tumbler
Medicated for your Pro Acrylic Double-wall Tumbler
$16.00
Medicated for your Protection Shot Glass
Medicated for your Protection Shot Glass
$10.00
Medicated for your Protection Drinking Glass
Medicated for your Protection Drinking Glass
$15.00
Medicated for your Protection Stein
Medicated for your Protection Stein
$17.00
Medicated for your Protection Flask
Medicated for your Protection Flask
$20.00
Medicated For Your Protection Flask Necklace
Medicated For Your Protection Flask Necklace
$20.00
Medicated for your Pro Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L
Medicated for your Pro Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L
$15.00
Medicated for your Pro Stainless Water Bottle 1.0L
Medicated for your Pro Stainless Water Bottle 1.0L
$17.00
Medicated for your Prot Stainless Steel Travel Mug
Medicated for your Prot Stainless Steel Travel Mug
$20.00
Medicated for your Protection Sports Bottle
Medicated for your Protection Sports Bottle
$10.00


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If you want to use the original Pill Font (still used on bumperstickers and the store logo) on a web page, a graphic on a document, etc. you can create monochromatic .gifs using Jef Poskanzer's awesome label maker. Type away and save the results. White on black will give you the best resolution when it comes to imprints, scoring and the like, but some color combinations are rather psychedelic. Jef also took the pictures of the pills used in that version on the back deck of his house. There's lots of other fun and useful stuff on acme.com, which is why Wile E. Coyote gets all of his apps there.


If you need more information about the Pill Font and the drugs it's made from, visit Crazymeds.
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