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Depression Sucks! Shirts

T-Shirts, Hoodies, More

Indication: For severe depression that is helped by anger.
Patients with a higher need of, or tolerance for anger are advised to use a Fuck Depression shirt. If in doubt, purchase both. If cost is a factor, Fuck Depression is available as a low-cost generic.
Dosage: Wear one shirt, as required, when you feel like ramming a red-hot piece of rusty rebar up the world's ass.
Adverse Reactions: Countless assholes telling you that all you need is to do is get off your lazy ass and exercise, eat food from the latest good mood fad diet, and/or take a bunch of vitamins and other supplements.
Active Ingredients: Depakote 250 mg, Effexor XR 37.5 mg, protripytline 10 mg, Prozac 20 mg, Paxil 20 mg, Provigil 200 mg, Risperdal 0.5 & 2 mg, Remeron 15 & 30 mg, Strattera 40 mg, Seroquel 100 mg, Zoloft 50 mg, Invega 6 mg, lamotrigine 100 mg, nortriptyline 10 mg, Serzone 100 mg,topiramate 100 & 200 mg, Cytomel 25 mcg, Celexa 20 mg, Keppra 250 mg, Vivactil & protriptyline 10 mg
Inactive Ingredients: Cotton, dye, inks, silicon dioxide, ethylcellulose aqueous dispersion (NF)
How Supplied: Men's & women's sleeveless, short- and long-sleeved shirts in a variety of sizes & styles; sweatshirts, and hoodies. Plus sizes available in some styles. Embossed with Depression Sucks!
No low-priced generic available at this time.
Pregnancy Warning:Maternity styles available. Not responsible for how you're treated if you wear a shirt with this design while pregnant. Be especially aware of random jackasses offering even more ridiculous advice than usual and love-bombing from total strangers.
Depression Sucks! Women's Dark T-Shirt
Depression Sucks! Women's Dark T-Shirt
$27.00
Depression Sucks! Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Depression Sucks! Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$30.00
Depression Sucks! Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
Depression Sucks! Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
$26.00
Depression S Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
Depression S Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
$31.00
Depression Sucks! Dark T-Shirt
Depression Sucks! Dark T-Shirt
$26.00
Depression Sucks! Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Depression Sucks! Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$30.00
Depression Sucks! Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
Depression Sucks! Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark)
$28.00
Depression Sucks! Racerback Tank Top
Depression Sucks! Racerback Tank Top
$25.00
Depression Sucks! Sweatshirt (dark)
Depression Sucks! Sweatshirt (dark)
$35.00
Depression Sucks! Hoodie (dark)
Depression Sucks! Hoodie (dark)
$40.00
Depression Sucks! Women's Hooded Sweatshirt
Depression Sucks! Women's Hooded Sweatshirt
$40.00
Depressi Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
Depressi Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt
$31.00
Depression Sucks! Maternity Tank Top
Depression Sucks! Maternity Tank Top
$31.00
Depression Sucks! Maternity Dark T-Shirt
Depression Sucks! Maternity Dark T-Shirt
$30.00
Depression Sucks! Long Sleeve Maternity T-Shirt
Depression Sucks! Long Sleeve Maternity T-Shirt
$32.00


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If you want to use the original Pill Font (still used on bumperstickers and the store logo) on a web page, a graphic on a document, etc. you can create monochromatic .gifs using Jef Poskanzer's awesome label maker. Type away and save the results. White on black will give you the best resolution when it comes to imprints, scoring and the like, but some color combinations are rather psychedelic. Jef also took the pictures of the pills used in that version on the back deck of his house. There's lots of other fun and useful stuff on acme.com, which is why Wile E. Coyote gets all of his apps there.


If you need more information about the Pill Font and the drugs it's made from, visit Crazymeds.
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