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Medicated For Your Protection

Light-colored Shirts, Hoodies, Sleepwear, Underwear and Other Clothing

Indication: As a sarcastic "fuck you" to everyone who thinks crazy = mass murderer. Also to reassure people you won't embarrass them with an "episode".
Dosage: Wear one shirt, as required, when you need to scare some sense into whomever you have to deal with. Or when hanging out with friends who enjoy your ironic and/or gallows humor.
Adverse Reactions: Loss of employment. Further alienation from family and friends as the use of this shirt as a means of reassurance tends to backfire for some reason.
Active Ingredients: Remeron 15 & 30mg, Effexor XR 37.5 mg and IR 50 & 75 mg, Depakote 250 mg, Invega 6 mg Risperdal 0.25, 0.5 & 2 mg, Celexa 20 mg, Strattera 40 & 60 mg, Abilify 2 mg, Trileptal 300 mg, Prozac 20 mg, Paxil 20 mg, generic topiramate 100 & 200 mg, lamotrigine 100 mg, Vivactil 10 mg, Neurontin 300 mg, Keppra 250 mg, Zoloft 50 mg, Mirapex 0.125 mg, Catapres (clonidine) 0.1 mg
Inactive Ingredients: Cotton, dye, inks, silicon dioxide, ethylcellulose aqueous dispersion (NF)
How Supplied: Men's and women's long- and short-sleeved shirts, sleeveless shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies. Women's v-neck, scoop-neck, and maternity shirts. Men's and Women's light pyjamas, footed pyjamas, women's nightshirts, and women's underwear. Embossed with Medicated For Your Protection.
Low-priced generic version available
Pregnancy Warning:Maternity styles available. Not responsible for how you're treated if you wear a shirt with this design while pregnant. Expect to be treated worse than usual with most of our other designs if worn while pregnant, and certainly worse than if wearing this design if you're male or otherwise not pregnant.
Medicated Women's T-Shirt
Medicated Women's T-Shirt
$22.00
Medicated Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Medicated Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$26.00
Medicated Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
Medicated Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
$21.00
Medicated Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
Medicated Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt
$30.00
Medicated White T-Shirt
Medicated White T-Shirt
$21.00
Medicated Fitted T-Shirt
Medicated Fitted T-Shirt
$23.00
Medicated Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Medicated Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$25.00
Medicated Light T-Shirt
Medicated Light T-Shirt
$21.00
Medicated Sweatshirt
Medicated Sweatshirt
$35.00
Medicated Hooded Sweatshirt
Medicated Hooded Sweatshirt
$40.00
Medicated For Your Women's Hooded Sweatshirt
Medicated For Your Women's Hooded Sweatshirt
$40.00
Medicated 3/4 Sleeve 3/4 Sleeve T-Shirt
Medicated 3/4 Sleeve 3/4 Sleeve T-Shirt
$30.00
Medicated Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
Medicated Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$30.00
Men's Medicated Performance Dry T-Shirt
Men's Medicated Performance Dry T-Shirt
$35.00
Medicated Women's Tank Top
Medicated Women's Tank Top
$21.00
Medicated Women's Performance Dry T-Shirt
Medicated Women's Performance Dry T-Shirt
$35.00
Medicated For Your Protection Racerback Tank Top
Medicated For Your Protection Racerback Tank Top
$25.00
Medicated Jr. Spaghetti Tank Top
Medicated Jr. Spaghetti Tank Top
$25.00
Medicated For Your Protection Maternity Tank Top
Medicated For Your Protection Maternity Tank Top
$31.00
Medicated Maternity T-Shirt
Medicated Maternity T-Shirt
$30.00
Medicated For Your Long Sleeve Maternity T-Shirt
Medicated For Your Long Sleeve Maternity T-Shirt
$32.00
Medicated Baseball Jersey
Medicated Baseball Jersey
$23.00
Medicated Ringer T
Medicated Ringer T
$21.00
Medicated Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
Medicated Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
$24.00
Medicated Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
Medicated Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
$22.00
Medicated Green T-Shirt
Medicated Green T-Shirt
$21.00
Medicated Women's Light T-Shirt
Medicated Women's Light T-Shirt
$22.00
Medicated Yellow T-Shirt
Medicated Yellow T-Shirt
$21.00
Medicated Organic Men's Organic Men's T-Shirt
Medicated Organic Men's Organic Men's T-Shirt
$28.00
Medicated for your Protection Men's Light Pajamas
Medicated for your Protection Men's Light Pajamas
$35.00
Medicated for your Protecti Women's Light Pajamas
Medicated for your Protecti Women's Light Pajamas
$35.00
Medicated for your Protection Women's Nightshirt
Medicated for your Protection Women's Nightshirt
$30.00
Medicated for your Protection Footed Pajamas
Medicated for your Protection Footed Pajamas
$55.00
Medicated for your Protection Women's Boy Brief
Medicated for your Protection Women's Boy Brief
$20.00
Medicated For Your Protection Classic Thong
Medicated For Your Protection Classic Thong
$15.00


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If you want to use the original Pill Font (still used on bumperstickers and the store logo) on a web page, a graphic on a document, etc. you can create monochromatic .gifs using Jef Poskanzer's awesome label maker. Type away and save the results. White on black will give you the best resolution when it comes to imprints, scoring and the like, but some color combinations are rather psychedelic. Jef also took the pictures of the pills used in that version on the back deck of his house. There's lots of other fun and useful stuff on acme.com, which is why Wile E. Coyote gets all of his apps there.


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