Clane Hayward 
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Despite Cafepress's irritating user interface, I've self-published my second book here. I probably shouldn't complain; since Chronicle politely declined to publish "Nothing is Fixed" and I am far too lazy to find an agent or a publisher, self-publication is the logical alternative. "Nothing" takes up exactly where "The Hypocrisy of Disco" left off and covers a ten year time-span, in which you will meet surly cholas, lesbian ranchers, drunken sailors, and the usual ambiguous ending. Thank you.

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