Chaotic Couture > St. Patrick's Day T-Shirts and Gifts > Of Course the Carpet, Matches the Drapes

Of Course the Carpet, Matches the Drapes, I'm Irish. A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

Of Course the Carpet, Matches Light T-Shirt $17.99	Of Course the Carpet, Matches Women's Light T-Shir $18.99	Of Course the Carpet, Matches Women's V-Neck T-Shi $17.99
Carpet Matches the Drapes Classic Thong $10.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Baseball Jersey $19.99	Of Course the Carpet, Matches Sweatshirt (dark) $31.99
Of Course the Carpet, Matches Women's Zip Hoodie $36.99	Of Course the Carpet, Matches Zip Hoodie (dark) $41.99	Of Course the Carpet, Matches Zip Hoodie $41.99
Of Course the Carpet, Matches Hoodie (dark) $36.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Hooded Sweatshirt $36.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Long Sleeve T-Shirt $21.99
Carpet Matches the Drapes Sweatshirt $31.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Women's Long Sleeve T-Sh $22.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Ash Grey T-Shirt $17.99
Carpet Matches the Drapes Fitted T-Shirt $19.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Golf Shirt $20.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Jr. Spaghetti Tank $19.99
Carpet Matches the Drapes Ringer T $17.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Jr. Ringer T-Shirt $20.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes White T-Shirt $17.99
Carpet Matches the Drapes Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shi $18.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Women's Pink T-Shirt $18.99	carpetdrapes Women's Classic T-Shirt $18.99
Carpet Matches the Drapes Women's T-Shirt $18.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Rectangle Sticker $3.49	carpetdrapes Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk) $3.49
carpetdrapes Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk) $3.49	Carpet Matches the Drapes Oval Sticker $3.49	Carpet Matches the Drapes Bumper Sticker $3.99
Carpet Matches the Drapes 2.25" Button (100 pack) $104.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes 2.25" Button (10 pack) $15.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Button $3.49
Carpet Matches the Drapes 2.25" Magnet (100 pack) $104.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes 2.25" Magnet (10 pack) $15.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Magnet $3.49
Carpet Matches the Drapes Rectangle Magnet (100 pa $144.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Rectangle Magnet (10 pac $21.99	Carpet Matches the Drapes Rectangle Magnet $3.99
Carpet Matches the Drapes Mini Button (100 pack) $72.49	Carpet Matches the Drapes Mini Button (10 pack) $9.49	Carpet Matches the Drapes Mini Button $1.74