Novel Tees
Writers of novels, short stories, screenplays, or anything else made of words, it's time to rejoice. Our shirts and gifts for the creative writer will make you say "author, author!"

Protagonist

Protagonist
Does the main character in your novel sound a lot like you? Do you like helping old ladies across the street? Do you right wrongs in the city, wearing a mask and cape? You might be a protagonist!

Antagonist

Antagonist
Can you relate to the bad guy in your novel? Is that a wicked gleam in your maniacal writer's eye? Perhaps, then, you are the antagonist in your own story.

Novel Gazer

Novel Gazer
Some people prefer the company of books to that of other humans. These people are called nerds. Or intellectuals. Either way, embrace your nature, buy this shirt, and go read a book. Or write one.

Write My Own Stunts

Write My Own Stunts
Not every action hero can leap from a plane without a parachute, wrapped in cobras and punching himself in the head. And, honestly, how many would want to? Be smart; keep the action in your books.

World's Greatest Grammar

World's Greatest Grammar
Do you know the difference between it's and its? Do you know when to use there, their, and they're? And do you lord your knowledge over ignorant writers everywhere? Then this shirt's for you.

Word Wrangler

Word Wrangler
Howdy, writing pardners! Writers of western novels and word nerds with a country flair will love this cowboy themed t shirt design.

Write Power

Write Power
Any writer worth his word count knows that knowledge is power. But what good is knowledge unless it's applied?

Night Writer

Night Writer
Best time of day to work on your novel or screenplay? Middle of the night. Why? Fewer jerks buggin' ya. Night owl authors and dorks with talking cars need this writer t-shirt.

Secret of Suspense is

Secret of Suspense is
There's a definite trick to creating suspense in your story or novel. And, a good mystery writer knows the critical secret to building suspense. The secret to suspense is...

Writer Loading Bar

Writer Loading Bar
Like magic, people often appear just as a writer finally gets on a roll. If you're both an author and a computer geek, let our Loading Bar tell those intruders to back off while your creativity flows.

Remain Silent

Remain Silent
From their mouths to our characters', half the fun of writing a novel is using our friends' words in our books. They probably know, but if not, here's their warning to remain silent.

Pen is Writier

Pen is Writier
The sword might be mighty, but have you ever tried to write a novel with one? As a writer, be smart: use a pen to write your next book. The pen is writier than the sword.

I Write Therefore I Am (Tired and Self-Loathing)

I Write Therefore I Am (Tired and Self-Loathing)
To be a writer, a writer must be. Unfortunately, what a writer must be most of the time is sleep-deprived and full of self hate. And that's why most great authors were drunks.

Spoiler Alert - We All Die

Spoiler Alert - We All Die
SPOILER ALERT! Novelists, forum geeks, philosophers, and various other word nerds will love this creative design that gives away the big secret at the end of everyone's story.

No Place Like Home Keys

No Place Like Home Keys
For the true author, nothing is as comfortable as the home keys on a computer keyboard or typewriter. Before you tap there, click here and repeat "There's no place like the home keys!"

'Red Herring' Mystery Fish

'Red Herring' Mystery Fish
When a mystery writer needs to throw readers and fictional detectives off a story's true trail, writing in a red herring (or false clue) serves as a perfect distraction. So will these shirts and gifts

Killed You Off

Killed You Off
If only we writers had as much control over the world as we do in our novels. Well, now you can let the minor characters in your life know exactly where they would stand if you were in charge.

Pen Mightier Than Sword

Pen Mightier Than Sword
Who brings a pen to a sword fight? Writers do! Creative types who can struggle through writing a novel, article, or story know that might doesn't always make right; sometimes write makes right.

Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms. Write

Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms. Write
No matter your gender or marital status, if you love to write, we have the design that tells the world you're an author extraordinaire. All readers want to find a Mr. or Mrs. Write; And here you are!

Awesome Writer Mirror

Awesome Writer Mirror
Procrastination strikes every writer, but this backwards design, combined with a mirror, will get you back on track. It tells you "You're an awesome writer. Now get back to work."


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