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Are you a Certified Bezerk? Cannon Fodder? Players do it for Experience and Dungeon Masters will trade XP for Beer, Ale, Stout and Mead! Great gifts for dedicated role players, dungeon masters, and gamer geeks galore!

Don't Ask for Dragons

Don't Ask for Dragons
The best advice to offer to a braggart who's itching to bite off more than he can chew... Don't ask for Dragons!

Never Split the Party!

Never Split the Party!
The paladin and mage say this way, the rogue and priest say that way. The party splits. Bad move!

DM Will Trade XP for Scotch!

DM Will Trade XP for Scotch!
Single malt, blend, whatever it takes to score points with the easy to bribe DM. DM Will Trade XP for SCOTCH!

DM Will Trade XP for GROG!

DM Will Trade XP for GROG!
Grog! Arrrr Grog indeed! Ye seek to charm me swarthy DM with a batch of Grog? Ye shall be successful! DM will trade XP for GROG!

DM will Trade XP for Beer

DM will Trade XP for Beer
Yeah, even Dungeon Masters have their price... Beer! Great gifts for dedicated role players, dungeon masters, and gamer geeks galore!

Players do it for Experience

Players do it for Experience
Players do it for the experience indeed!

Great gifts for dedicated role players, dungeon masters, and gamer geeks galore!

DM will trade XP for Ale

DM will trade XP for Ale
Ale... a small price to pay for XP, doncha think? Your Dungeon Master will appreciate the bribe of this t-shirt! Great gifts for dedicated role players, dungeon masters, and gamer geeks galore!

Ceritfied Bezerk

Ceritfied Bezerk
Do you REALLY want to be a bezerk? Here's your certification!

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DM Will Trade XP for Stout

DM Will Trade XP for Stout
Your Dungeon Master will appreciate the bribe of this t-shirt! Great gifts for dedicated role players, dungeon masters, and gamer geeks galore!

Dungeon Mistress

Dungeon Mistress
For the girl gamer who knows her place: At the head of the table! Give the Dungeon Mistress the respect she deserves!

Great gifts for dedicated role players, dungeon masters, and gamer geeks galo

DM Will Trade XP for Mead

DM Will Trade XP for Mead
Ahh mead doth make a fine bribe!

Your Dungeon Master will appreciate the bribe of this t-shirt! Great gifts for dedicated role players, dungeon masters, and gamer geeks galore!

Cannon Fodder

Cannon Fodder
Never mind what it says on your shirt, Cannon Fodder, just charge when I say charge!

Great gifts for dedicated role players, dungeon masters, and gamer geeks galore!


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