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» Essential Liberty!
» Danger - Independent Thought
» Eminent Domain? I got yer Eminent Domain!
» Lord Save Me From Your Politicians!
» Unalienable Rights
» Surgeon Generals Warning - Independent Thought
» Move On Veterans for the Ethical Treatment of Litm
» Corporate Media Sucks
» Have One More!
» I hacked 40 million credit cards
» Yo Michael - Tee Time at 9:00 - Juice
» Labels
» Spud Wear
» So Long Sandra Day!
» Gamer Gear
» P.V.S.U. Persistent Vegetative State University
» Persistent Vegetative States
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Captain Corruption: The Brand

Captain Corruption: The Brand
Wear my logo today! Show your friends. Tell em Captain Corruption is a cool new mall store with naked folks in its Christmas catalog. Your friends will think you're cool!

Essential Liberty!

Essential Liberty!
Now more than ever the words of Benjamin Franklin ring true:

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety!

Danger - Independent Thought

Danger - Independent Thought
Danger! I suffer from frequent and severe bouts of Independent Thought and I may be contagious!

Eminent Domain?  I got yer Eminent Domain!

Eminent Domain? I got yer Eminent Domain!
Property rights! My property was seized by Eminent Domain and all I got was a lousy t-shirt! I Got Your Eminent Domain Right Here!

Lord Save Me From Your Politicians!

Lord Save Me From Your Politicians!
Faithful tee's, sweatshirts, hoodies and bumper stickers with a very important prayer to the man upstairs!

Unalienable Rights

Unalienable Rights
Let them know you've actually read the Declaration of Independence. Let them know you actually believe in its principles!

Surgeon Generals Warning - Independent Thought

Surgeon Generals Warning - Independent Thought
Warning! The Surgeon General has determined that independent thought may be hazerdous to your health!

Move On Veterans for the Ethical Treatment of Litm

Move On Veterans for the Ethical Treatment of Litm
Let soft money ring! The PAC for everyone... join Move On Veterans for the Ethical Treatment of Litmus Tests today!

Corporate Media Sucks

Corporate Media Sucks
Corporate Media... what a wasteland of muckraking sensationalists! Say it like you mean it, say it like you know it. Corporate media sucks!

Have One More!

Have One More!
If you think you've had enough...
Have one more!

I hacked 40 million credit cards

I hacked 40 million credit cards
I hacked 40 million credit cards and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! Humor t-shirt shows that identity theft can be fun for all!

Yo Michael - Tee Time at 9:00 - Juice

Yo Michael - Tee Time at 9:00 - Juice
Yo Michael - See ya on the links. Tee time is at 9:00. Try not to be late. O.J.

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Labels

Labels
Labels and rhetoric. How could our society survive without them? Pigeon hole yourself in one of our stylish categories lest the world continue to be confused about where you stand.

Spud Wear

Spud Wear
For the true Spuds of Planet Earth... its just supply and demand!

So Long Sandra Day!

So Long Sandra Day!
Sandra Day O'Conner, the Swing vote of the Supremes, has resigned. Say So Long to Swingin Sandra Day!! We'll miss ya, and the Supreme Court will miss ya!

Gamer Gear

Gamer Gear
Are you a Certified Bezerk? Cannon Fodder? Players do it for Experience and Dungeon Masters will trade XP for Booze... Grog and Scotch just added!

P.V.S.U. Persistent Vegetative State University

P.V.S.U. Persistent Vegetative State University
Show your school pride with officially licensed Persistent Vegitative State University gear!

Persistent Vegetative States

Persistent Vegetative States
Collect all fifty Persistent Vegetative States, or just pick on the obvious.
Captain Corruption plays no favorites!

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