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Bludgeon's best
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Bludgeon's Best is the most highly regarded maker of Steam Powered Medical & Other Devices in this world. Benefice Bludgeon began the company by making a crude steam powered Pancreas over a century ago with this simple creed--"Constant Improvement over Time." Eventually the Bludgeon's Best Pancreas won the Silver medal at the Bird in Hand International Exposition of '02 and is one of the finest Steam-driven Organs available today. Today we proudly introduce our "World-Famous Bludgeon's Best Steam Heart."

Note: Bludgeon's neither guarantees the safety or efficacy of its devices. The t-shirts, however, have proven for the most part safe.


Show your preference forZombie Droppers, the cranial concussive cartridges to use when an immediate result is required.

Steam Heart light version

Steam Heart light version
Wear your Steam Heart in the open-this shirt looks like a fully installed Bludgeon's Steam Heart

Dark Steam Heart

Dark Steam Heart
Wear your heart on your sleeve, or on your chest, in this case.

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