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INTRUDERS WILL BE TACKLED BY A FAT NAKED PERSON

INTRUDERS WILL BE TACKLED BY A FAT NAKED PERSON
INTRUDERS WILL BE TACKLED BY A FAT NAKED PERSON

Fat, but Dont Sparkle

Super Intelligent

Help The sun's on Fire.

Foci'd in the Asymptote

SON OF A BINOMIAL

Holy shift

Holy shift
Holy shift! Look at the asymptote on that mother function.

Shaved Beaver

Shaved Beaver
Shaved Beaver, That's what's for dinner!

Clams are Yummy

Clams are Yummy
Clams are Yummy

All you can eat

All you can eat
All you can eat

Plow Me

Plow Me
Plow Me

Muff Diving is Fun

Muff Diving is Fun
Muff Diving is Fun

Cleared for Landing

Cleared for Landing
Cleared for Landing

Make Me Purr

Make Me Purr
Make Me Purr

Closed for Maintenance

Closed for Maintenance
Sorry Closed for Maintenance

Open 24/7/365

Open 24/7/365
Open 24/7/365

Fill 'er Up

Fill 'er Up
Fill 'er Up

Kittie Likes Meat

Good to the Bone

Good to the Bone
Good to the Bone

No Shirts No Shoes No Service

No Shirts No Shoes No Service
No Shirts No Shoes No Service $

Save the World, Shoot a Politician

Save the World, Shoot a Politician
Save the World, Shoot a Politician

I Need a Raise

I Need a Raise
I Need a Raise

License Plate FKNURWF

License Plate FKNURWF
California License Plate FKNURWF

F You and your F'n Cig

F You and your F'n Cig
Fuck You and your Fucking Cigarette



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