General SurrealitySuicidal snakes, killer strawberries, gum chewing cows, miniature whales, pirate dogs, musical meerkats, penguin bowling -- it's all just business as usual around here!Click on any of the designs shown below to see that design on a wide variety of apparel and other merchandise, such a t-shirts, mugs, calendars, hats, etc. |
Holey Shirt! Holey Shirt! Wait, there's no need to get so excited -- it's just a shirt with a hole in it, right? I mean, what else were you thinking? |
Meerkat Trio You have to admit that meerkats are pretty darn cute! What most people don't realize, though, is just how musically talented they are as well.... |
Meercats If you're a serious fan of meerkats you probably hate it when people think the word is spelled "meercat" or "merecat". Well, now you can show them the difference! |
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Meerkat Trio2 You have to admit that meerkats are pretty darn cute! What most people don't realize, though, is just how musically talented they are as well.... |
Pheasant Rebellion 1 What's that you say, sire? The peasants are revolting? I'll say they are! Oh, wait -- it's the PHEASANTS that are revolting! Gotta love the little pitchforks and torches... |
Evil Squirrel Sure, squirrels look all cute and harmless, but that's just because they haven't figured out how to use machine guns yet! No more begging for peanuts in the park for THIS guy, that's for sure... |
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Pheasant Rebellion 2 What's that you say, sire? The peasants are revolting? I'll say they are! Oh, wait -- it's the PHEASANTS that are revolting! Gotta love the little pitchforks and torches... |
Suicidal Snake Even snakes get depressed, and sometimes it just gets too much for them. Ever wonder how a snake would commit suicide? This whimsical image describes the answer! |
Fly's Revenge Some days you're the fly swatter, some days you're the fly. Today is one of those days.... |
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Suicidal Snake (No Text) Even snakes get depressed, and sometimes it just gets too much for them. Ever wonder how a snake would commit suicide? This whimsical image describes the answer! |
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Psycho Strawberry And you thought tomatoes were bad? Forget tomatoes -- it's the attack of the Psycho Strawberries! This evil-looking piece of fruit has a bad attitude and a set of razor-sharp teeth to match! |
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Odd Duck If you march to the beat of a different drummer, call your own shots, and don't care what other people think, you just may very well be an official odd duck. Let the world know you're a bit different! |
Mini Whales Have you noticed what they're doing with genetic engineering these days? You know it's only a matter of time until we'll be able to buy miniature killer whales and keep them in a fishbowl. |
Whales in Flight This particular flight of fancy is a real whale of a tale, as a pair of killer whales (orcas) are spotted through an airplane window cavorting through the clouds with a bird of prey. |
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Mini Whales 2 With all the genetic engineering these days, it's only a matter of time until we'll be able to buy miniature killer whales for our fishbowls. I wonder what the family cat would think of that? |
Liquid Golf Looking for a slightly surreal and wholly unique gift for the golfer in your life? The Liquid Golf design features a golf ball mysteriously exploding into a splash of white liquid. |
Rat Race Are you a corporate wage slave? Ever get the feeling that your job consists of running around and around and getting nowhere? Well, welcome to the rat race! |
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Children of the Night "Ah, the children of the night. What music they make!" Most people assume Dracula was referring to the howling of the wolves, but they'd be wrong.... |
Dare to Be Different Some people try hard to fit in and not rock the boat. Others, however, like this penguin in a Hawaiian shirt, dare to be different! What about you? |
Emo Emu All right, so being emo is all about being angry and isolated and feeling deeply the pain that nobody else can possibly understand. The Emo Emu understands this.... |
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Penguin Bowling They say that penguins are very friendly and have no fear of man. Well, to put that to the test I arranged ten of them as bowling pins and lobbed a bowling ball made of ice at them.... |
Intelligent Cow? They say the difference between a cow chewing its cud and a girl chewing gum is the intelligent look on the face of the cow. So much for THAT theory.... |
World Cow Holy Cow! That cow has the entire map of the world on it. Evidence of intelligent design, or just a huge coincidence? You decide.... |
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Holey Cow! All right, if you've looked around the rest of this store you'll know that I'm a sucker for a good (or is that bad?) pun. So, no -- I didn't misspell "holy". It really is a holey cow! |
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Squid Cola Mmmmm.... Tasty Squid Cola! Just as much caffeine as the other colas, but twice the squid.... |
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Recycled Wishbone 2 We all know how important it is to reduce, reuse and reycle. That doesn't mean we have to always be serious, however, and this image of a repaired wishbone is sure to tickle your funnybone. |
Carpe Carpam Anybody can seize the day (carpe diem), but it takes a special kind of person to seize the carp! |
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Fruit Flies Like a Banana Everybody knows that time flies like an arrow. But did you know that fruit flies like a banana? Don't get it? Well, just ask yourself what "time flies" are and why they like arrows.... |
Scurvy Dog September 19th is officially "Talk Like a Pirate Day," but you can talk like a pirate all year long if you feel like it. To help get you into the spirit of things, here's your very own scurvy dog. |
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Adaptation When Karl the Chameleon realized he could no longer change his color, he knew he had to find another way to disguise himself. |
UPC Zebra In the future, scientists will be able to clone endangered species and repopulate the planet. Pity about the bar code, though.... |
Spider Burger Looking to gross out your friends, family, neighbors and/or complete strangers? Show them this genuine, juicy Spider Burger design, featuring 100% pure natural tarantulas! Mmmmmm... Tasty! |
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Protesting Gerbil Oh, great -- a protesting gerbil. I don't really mind him parading back and forth on my dresser every morning like that -- I just wish I had a clue what the heck he actually wanted.... |
Musical Cherries This wacky, surreal & whimsical design features a pair of cherries morphed into musical notes. The perfect gift for anybody who loves music, cherries or just things that are a bit on the surreal side. |
Filthy Rich Wouldn't it be great to be one of the filthy rich? What a lifestyle they must lead! I can only guess what it would be like, but I'm sure it involves champagne running from the sink faucets.... |
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Heavenly Coffee I've heard of a heavenly cup of coffee before, but who could imagine an entire galaxy floating in my cup? |
Lemon Squares Everybody loves lemon squares -- those tasty little confectionary treats that grandma used to give us. But did you ever stop to wonder where lemon squares come from? From square lemons, of course! |
Last Supper Karaoke I don't know about you, but personally I've always thought that Jesus would've had a terrific singing voice.... |
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Tickling the Ivories "Despite not having fingers, Rodney was actually quite an accomplished pianist. His piano playing came to an abrupt end, however, the day he finally discovered what the keys were made of...." |
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Kosher Deer They say that deer aren't kosher. With his unique "Star of David" antlers, however, they might just make an exception for this cute guy. |
Snooze Happens Every morning you end up sleeping in until an hour after your alarm was set to go off! How could such a thing happen? Your clock radio must have a mind of its own.... |
Teacup Tempest You know the old saying -- it's just a tempest in a teacup. Have you ever wondered what a tempest in a teacup would actually look like, though? Well, now you know! |
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Impossible Web Sometimes, what seems impossible is only impossible because we think it is, and we can never know for sure unless we try. |
Zero G Candle Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if gravity suddenly stopped working? |
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Pasta Fork 3000 Can't tell the difference between fettuccine and linguini? Well, with the Pasta Fork 3000™, your pasta ignorant days are a thing of the past! |
Ski Shooting Introducing the First Annual National Ski Shooting Championship! It's a combination of skeet shooting and ski jumping, but you can also think of it as a form of reverse biathlon. |
Billiard Golf Golf and Billiards. Arguably, two of the most boring sports on the planet to watch. But when combined together, these two sports suddenly turn into something exciting and magical! |
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Urban Camouflage The North American City Gecko is typically found on chimneys and the sides of school houses. Or, at least, that's where it WOULD be found if anybody could actually see it.... |
Gone Fishin' What a whale of a tale! This surreal and wacky image shows the fisherman's ultimate dream - catching a whale with a rod and reel. But can he land it? |
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Flying Fish Yes, it's a gold fish mysteriously levitating out of its bowl, along with the water. Hey -- if it made any sense, it wouldn't be surreal, now would it? |
Clifford "Eventually, Mitch discovered that the beef used in the bargain brand dog food he'd been buying had been treated with bovine growth hormone, but by then the damage had already been done...." |
