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That's A Moray! Whether your are a fisherman, a marine biologist, a lover of classic songs or just into puns, this is the shirt for you. "When you see some sharp teeth swimming up from beneath... that's a moray!" |
Fishing Rules Dad's important rules for fishing: always fish where the fish are, always bait your hook, and remember that family time is more important that actually catching anything. |
Intentionally Blank This Space Intentionally Left Blank. For those days when you just don't have anything to say. |
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Please Stand By Our version of the classic television "please stand by" display shown when channels went off the air or experienced technical difficulties. Just a bit of retro fun! |
Autumn In New England If you've never had the change to experience autumn in New England, this montage of colorful maple leaves will let you know what you're missing! |
Particles For the scientist, physicist or science geek in your life, the Particles of the Standard Model chart describes all the elementary particles including quarks, leptons and, of course, the Higgs Boson. |
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Who Cut the Cheese? What's that smell? Oh, look -- there's a big wheel of cheese sitting over there and somebody has started slicing it! But who was it? Who cut the cheese? Wait, what did you think I was talking about? |
Bovine Meditation Everybody knows that a cow says MOO. Did you know, though, that a cow practicing transcendental meditation says OOM? |
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Abduction This wacky design features a rather nonplussed looking cow being abducted by an alien spacecraft. Are we talking cattle mutilation or bovine rectal probing here? Best not to think about it.... |
Bubble Bee Introducing the wacky and whimsical Bubble Bee, inspired by my 6-year-old son who is just learning to write but who hasn't quite gotten the hang of spelling yet... |
Applause Ever feel like you don't get enough appreciation and recognition in life? Now you can carry around your very own personal applause sign wherever you go... |
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Kilroy This design features Kilroy of "Kilroy was Here" fame. In a unique twist, though, he's sticking out of a fake pocket instead of peering over a brick wall. |
You Are Here Here's a handy map of the solar system showing exactly where you are in relation to the other planets. Just in case you get lost, you know? |
Space Scene #1 An amazing deep space picture of an imaginary nebula in an imaginary universe found only here at Barry's World. |
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Space Scene #2 An amazing deep space picture of an imaginary nebula in an imaginary universe found only here at Barry's World. |
Space Scene #3 An amazing deep space picture of an imaginary nebula in an imaginary universe found only here at Barry's World. |
Snowpocalypse To most people, a snowpocalypse is when snowstorms keep happening one right after another. To this poor snowman, a snowpocalypse happens once everything finally starts melting... |
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Need for Speed Do you have a need for speed? Do you live to put your pedal to the metal and keep it there? If so, this spiffy speedometer design is for you! Now you can go over 200 mph anytime and anyplace you want. |
Piss Off! In a bad mood? Want to tell the entire world to just piss off? Well, now you can with this offbeat and humorous design, complete with this nifty illustration of a toilet with a raised seat... |
Break Glass This design features an enormous assault rifle in a glass case that you can break open in the event of a zombie attack. Because you never know when the next zombie apocalypse is going to occur... |
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Care-O-Meter Are you tired of telling people around you that you just don't care about their problems? The official Care-O-Meter designs shows them just how little you care. |
Awesome-O-Meter Are you so awesomely awesome that your awesomeness goes right off the awesome-o-meter scale? Well, don't hide your light under a bushel -- show the world just how awesome you are! |
I Rule! Are you awesome? Do you totally rule? This design features a cartoon ruler with a crown on its head shouting 'I RULE!' to the world. Because a ruler rules. And so do you! |
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Holy Crap! Errrr.... Not a whole lot to say about this particular design, as the title pretty much says it all. |
Holy Crab Holy Crap? No! It's Holy Crab! Well, at least that's what I tell my little 2-year-old son when he starts imitating me.... |
Bad Weather This weird and wacky weather report shows a rather unusual 4-day forecast. Sunny, partly sunny, rain of frogs and then REALLY sunny as the sun goes supernova. Better pack that sunscreen.... |
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Stud Muffin Are you a stud muffin? Do you know somebody who is? This whimsical and wacky design features a cartoon muffin wearing a studded dog collar. |
Stud Muffin 2 Are you a stud muffin? Do you know somebody who is? This whimsical and wacky design features a cartoon muffin flexing some pretty impressive biceps. |
Venezuelan Barking Spider The Venezuelan Barking Spider makes a loud, wet sound identical to that of a human fart and frequently emits an odor reminiscent of rotten eggs. |
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This Sucks! My parents always got upset at me for saying that something really sucked. I couldn't understand why they acted like it was a dirty word, though. After all, don't vacuum cleaners and straws suck? |
I Support Ribbons Ever notice how every week there's another ribbon supporting yet another cause? If you're starting to suffer from ribbon overload, you can now wear a special ribbon stating that you support ribbons. |
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Dental Hygiene This whimsical and surreal design captures the feel of a WWII-era propaganda poster and is the perfect gift for a dentist or anybody else totally obsessed with dental hygiene. |
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Body of a God Yes, it's true -- I have the body of a god! Sadly, the god is Buddha, flabby belly and all. All right, so technically the Buddha wasn't actually a god, but why let the facts ruin a good joke... |
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SSDD To some people, SSDD stands for Same Stuff, Different Day. For an old school computer geek like me, though, SSDD really stands for Single-Sided, Double-Density. Ah, those good old 5.25 floppy disks... |
Going Postal Remember back before Post Office employees started bringing AK-47s to work and gunning down their co-workers? Back then, "Going Postal" just meant ambling over to the mailbox to mail a letter... |
Typical Day Some offices are like this hapless catapult operator who managed to shoot himself into the air instead of the boulder. Is this just another typical day at your office? |
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Chick Magnet Are you a chick magnet? Do you know somebody who thinks they are (or just wishes they were)? This whimsical and wacky design features a magnet attracting a whole flock of adorable cartoon chicks. |
Cereal Killer There's nothing funny or even slightly amusing about serial killers, and I really hate the way they sometimes get glamorized on TV or in movies. Cereal killers, on the other hand, are hilarious! |
Bigger Fish They say that there's always a bigger fish out there somewhere waiting to eat you. Well, that may be true, but sometimes it's the little fish you really have to watch out for.... |
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Frustration Frustration is when you're born to soar like an eagle but are chained to the ground by all the turkeys surrounding you. Because it's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys... |
Turn Me On The perfect gift for the computer geek in your life, this sexy design features the ubiquitous power button symbol / icon and the words "Turn Me On" in glowing green letters. |
Tree Hugger Are you an environmentalist who worships Mother Earth? Is Earth Day more important that your own birthday? If so, you might just be a genuine, certified, 100% natural tree hugger! |
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Cuppa Love coffee? Is tea your bag? Hot for hot chocolate? Whatever your caffeinated beverage of choice, it all boils down to getting yourself a nice cup of it. And another. A cup a cup a cup a cup a cup... |
Fat Cat Sure, a fat cat can be a politician or anybody else with money and/or power. It can also just be, well, a corpulent feline. So whether you are a fat cat or just own one, this is the design for you! |
Peace Nothing's more important than peace, but it's often hard to come by and you have to look hard for it. This eye-popping design illustrates this fact by using negative space to spell out the word "PEACE |
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Ghoti As any English teacher can tell you, the word ghoti is pronounced 'fish.' That's gh as in 'laugh,' o as in 'women' and ti as in 'vacation.' Make a great gift for the English nerd in your life! |
Psi Phi If you're a science fiction fanatic with a distinctly geek side to you, show your love of the genre with this stylish "Psi Phi" (pronounced "Sci-Fi") design. Maybe you can start your own fraternity... |
Butterflies This beautiful design features a swarm of brightly colored butterflies creating a montage of scintillating irridescence. |
