BMOC GearAll right, so maybe we can't all get a fancy-schmancy degree from an Ivy League university. Well, so what? There are plenty of other colleges and universities I'd much rather have attended, if only they actually existed. And here you can find gear that will let you be Big Man on Campus of a whole host of fictional schools....Click on any of the designs shown below to see that design on a wide variety of apparel and other merchandise, such a t-shirts, mugs, calendars, hats, etc. |
"Canine College" designs are now available for most breeds at The Dog Pound.
Loew Tech Are you a low tech person in a high tech world? Well, now you can proudly show off your faux alma mater, the Loew Institute of Technology (a.k.a. Loew Tech). |
HI Tech All right, so Hawaii doesn't have an Institute of Technology, but wouldn't it be great if it did? Not only would you get to study in a tropical paradise, you could tell everyone you went to "HI Tech". |
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Betterthan U. Now you can announce to the world that, regardless of what school you really attended, the important thing is that you are an alumnus of Betterthan University (a.ka. Betterthan U.). |
Smarterthan U. Now you can announce to the world that, regardless of what school you really attended, the important thing is that you are an alumnus of Smarterthan University (a.ka. Smarterthan U.). |
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Cthulhu University So you're a fan of H. P. Lovecraft's horror stories and think you know all there is to know about his Cthulhu mythos? Here's the perfect way to show your mastery of the mythos! |
Dagon University Fans of H. P. Lovecraft will remember the "quaint" seaport town of Innsmouth, Massachusetts, and its devotion to the ancient sea god Dagon. Who needs Cthulhu and Miskatonic when you've got Dagon U? |
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Ninja University Graduates of Ninja University know the importance of keeping to the shadows, which is why this shirt features a subtle black-on-black design. It's the shirt they never saw coming.... |
Carnivore University Do you believe that God wanted us to eat animals or else he wouldn't have made them so tasty and that vegetables are best when used as garnishes? Then you'd fit right in at Carnivore University! |
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Mad Scientist University Ever wonder what school all those Hollywood mad scientists went to? Mad Scientist University, of course! Now you can tell the world that you, too, went to MSU. |
Evil Genius University Ever wonder what school all those hollywood evil geniuses went to? Evil Genius University, of course! Now you can tell the world that you, too, went to EGU. |
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School for Wayward Boys Do you tend to walk on the wild side and are unashamed of it? If so, why not tell everyone that you graduated from the wholly fictional Saint Mary's School for Wayward Boys? |
School for Wayward Girls Do you tend to walk on the wild side and are unashamed of it? If so, why not tell everyone that you graduated from the wholly fictional Saint Mary's School for Wayward Girls? |
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Couch Potato University So many out of shape non-athletes wear shirts from the athletic department of their alma mater. With this official design from Couch Potato University, at least you're being a little more honest.... |
Arcanum University There's no university in Arcanum, Ohio. Fans of fantasy and practitioners of the dark arts, however, can now at least have an Arcanum University shirt.... |
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l337 un1v3r51ty Are you a hax0r with mad sk1llz? Are you totally teh rox0r? Is w00t your favorite word? If so, you're obviously a graduate of l337 un1v3r51ty (Elite University)! |
Generic University When it comes to getting a quality education, it doesn't really matter where you go to school. Why pay so much to attend an Ivy League school when you can learn just as much at Generic University? |
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Baa Ram U. Whether you're a pig named Babe, a sheep, or just a fan of classic kids' movies, what better place is there to be than Baa Ram University (a.k.a. Baa Ram U.)? |
Mars University Ever dreamed of going to college somewhere far, far away from home? Well, now you can proudly wear gear for your fictional alma mater, Mars University. |
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Jupiter University Ever dreamed of going to college somewhere far, far away from home? Well, now you can proudly wear gear for your fictional alma mater, Jupiter University. |
School of Hard Knocks All right, so maybe you didn't go to some fancy, schmancy Ivy League university. Who cares? You learned everything you needed to know in life the old-fashioned way -- at the School of Hard Knocks! |
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Universe University For some, the entire universe is their university -- Earth is just where they live. This design is perfect for astronomers, science fiction fans, or anybody filled with awe at the cosmos. |
Atchison University Wouldn't it be great if there were an Atchison University? Then, when somebody asked you where you went to school, you could proudly state that you went to good old Atch. U. [Gesundheit!] |
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Caffeine U. Whether it's coffee, tea, Pepsi, Coke, Mountain Dew or just chocolate, have you ingested enough caffeine to qualify as an expert on the subject? Tell the world that you went to Caffeine University! |
Appoxon U. Tired of people always bragging about their snooty Ivy League education? Well now, when they ask where you went to school, you can tell them, "Appoxon U." (A Pox On You) |
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Godbless U. Whether you want everybody to know about your devotion to Christian ideals or just like to be polite when others sneeze, now you can tell the world that you attend good old Godbless U. |
Monster Island University Are you a fan of Japanese monster movies? If there were a university on Monster Island, would you attend on scholarship? Perfect for fans of radioactive dinosaurs and giant flying turtles alike! |
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Monster Island University 2 Are you a fan of Japanese monster movies? If there were a university on Monster Island, would you attend on scholarship? Perfect for fans of radioactive dinosaurs and giant flying turtles alike! |
Daikaiju University Are you a fan of Japanese monster movies? Did you know that the Japanese word for giant monster is "Daikaiju"? If so, congratulations - you're officially a student of Daikaiju University! |
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WITH The Wittenberg Institute of Theoretical Heuristics (WITH, for short). Hey -- did you know that the German word for "with" is "mit"? |
Miss Tech Mississippi may not actually have its very own Institute of Technology, but I'd certainly go there if it did just so I could claim good ol' Miss Tech as my alma mater. |
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Voodoo University You don't need to be Haitian to have a little voodoo up your sleeve. So why not show off some of that voodoo you do so well with this cool Voodoo U gear? |
Crazy About U. Here's a great way to tell that special somebody how you really feel about them in a whimsical and humorous way. Where did you go to school? Why, good old Crazyabout University (Crazy About You)! |
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I Love U. Here's a great way to tell that special somebody how you really feel about them in a whimsical and humorous way. Where did you go to school? Why, good old Ilove University (I Love You)! |
Fatherhood Univeristy Are you such a good father you must have gone to Fatherhood University? Do you know somebody who is? This Father's Day, show your father that you respect his knowledge and experience. |
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Motherhood University Are you such a good mother you must have gone to Motherhood University? Do you know somebody who is? This Mother's Day, show your mom that you respect her knowledge and experience. |
Barbecue University Do you live to grill? Do you have propane and/or charcoal in your veins? Can you cook anything and everything over an open flame? Well, it's obvious that you must have gone to Barbecue University! |
