Warped Earth DesignsWelcome to Warped Earth Designs! Sometimes, as an artist, I feel the need to express myself on a slightly larger canvas, and what could be larger than the entire world?Click on any of the designs shown below to see that design on a wide variety of apparel and other merchandise, such as t-shirts, mugs, calendars, hats, etc. |
World Peas 2 Everybody knows how important it is to visualize world peace. Wait, is that "peace" or "peas"? I'm not sure, but just in case, here are some delightful world peas for you to visualize. |
World Peas 3 You've heard of visualizing world peace? Well, now you can visualize world peas! Featuring the earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Venus and Uranus. Or is that Neptune? A great gift for astronomy buffs. |
Christian Earth If you've ever spent time down in South America, you'll know that this isn't very far from the truth.... |
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Tasty Earth 2 The Earth -- a luscious blue-green water planet in the western spiral of the Milky Way Galaxy. An appealing little planet, to be sure. Maybe a bit too appealing.... |
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Tasty Earth 3 The Earth -- a luscious blue-green water planet in the western spiral of the Milky Way Galaxy. An appealing little planet, to be sure! Especially when combined with a yummy ripe cherry.... |
Fragile Earth If people knew just how fragile the Earth is, do you think they'd take better care of it? I'd certainly like to think so. |
Fragile Earth (3) If people knew just how fragile the Earth is, do you think they'd take better care of it? I'd certainly like to think so. |
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Fragile Earth (4) Our biosphere is a very fragile thing and it won't take much to render Earth inhospitable for us. So, remember -- the Earth is a fragile place and should be handled with extreme care! |
Earthball If there truly is a God, do you think he's a baseball fan? And if he decided to play the game, what would he use for a ball? |
Planetary Pool Albert Einstein once said that God does not play dice with the universe. Maybe so, but who's to say he doesn't play a quick round of pocket billiards when nobody is looking? |
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Earth Splash Ever wonder what would happen if the moon fell out of orbit and struck the earth? Well, I have, and I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be this. Still, it makes for a surreal image.... |
Global Warming 1 Is global warming real? Is it as dangerous and imminent as some would have us believe? Is there anything we can actually do about it? Should we try and do something about it? Beats me! |
Global Warming 2 Is global warming real? Is it as dangerous and imminent as some would have us believe? Is there anything we can actually do about it? Should we try and do something about it? Beats me! |
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Frozen Earth 2 They say global warming will kill us all, but as I stare at the icicles growing on the inside of the windows I can't help wondering why it's never around when we really need it.... |
Earth Chick Oh, look -- an adorable baby chick, pushing its way out of an egg that looks suspiciously like the planet Earth. Is this some sort of deep, ecolological statement or just a funny image? You decide.... |
Earth Eye The eye of God? Perhaps. Or maybe it just means that the earth, as with beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.... |
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Earth Chick (2) Are you a dyed-in-the-wool environmentalist looking for something special to wear this Earth Day? If you're a true Earth Chick, here's the perfect design for you! |
Canned Earth Wouldn't it be nice if Earth came in a can and we could get a new one when we've finished ruining the one we've got? Sadly, there's only one Earth.... |
Earth Drop Some people say that water is our most precious natural resource. In fact, the entire earth is our most precious resource! |
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Ringed Earth Earth is a beautiful little planet, to be sure. But that doesn't mean it couldn't be a wee bit more interesting! The inclusion of Saturn's rings is just the little touch it needs.... |
Snake Earth This wacky and surreal image features a western diamondback rattlesnake (rattler) coiled around the planet earth. What is the hidden meaning, the significance? Beats me, but it sure does look cool.... |