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» shhh...my students think I'm grading their papers.
» Grammar Ninja
» Revise. You know you want to.
» (RE)WRITE
» The Canon
» I'm not that kind of English teacher
» I teach banned books.
» Best Hyperbole EVAR!!!1!
» I 'Heart' Semiotics
» Greatest Superlative EVAR!!1!
» i can haz prufreeding?
» Ghoti "Fish"
» Code Stickers
» Foucault. Fo' sho.
» I'd tamp that.
» Ergo, Foucault
» Critical Pedagogue
» Down with They!
» "He/She" does not equal "They"
» Up With They!
» comp; its wear its @!!
» I Heart Visual Metaphors
» english; its wear its @!!
» I heart accuracy.
» I heart literal representation
» Abolish Semiotics
» I Heart Barthes
» Abolish Symbols
» WTF does the river symbolize in Huck Finn?!?
» Teaching English to me is hard
» Chruck

 
  

shhh...my students think I'm grading their papers.

shhh...my students think I'm grading their papers.
Just because we're teachers doesn't mean we like homework.

Grammar Ninja

Grammar Ninja
Ruthless. Deadly. Articulate.

Revise. You know you want to.

Revise. You know you want to.
It's not a suggestion.

(RE)WRITE

(RE)WRITE
It's a process. Accept it.

The Canon

The Canon
"Ensuring the popularity of dead white guys since 1616."

I'm not that kind of English teacher

I'm not that kind of English teacher
A warning to diagrammers everywhere.

I teach banned books.

I teach banned books.
For those of us who do more than read them.

Best Hyperbole EVAR!!!1!

Best Hyperbole EVAR!!!1!
For the best customers EVAR!!

I 'Heart' Semiotics

I 'Heart' Semiotics
and humorous redundancy.

Greatest Superlative EVAR!!1!

Greatest Superlative EVAR!!1!
You can't argue with "EVAR"!

i can haz prufreeding?

i can haz prufreeding?
pritty-pleez? kaithxbai.

Ghoti

Ghoti "Fish"
Let the linguistic hilarity ensue!

Code Stickers

Code Stickers
Show 'em where you live...

Foucault. Fo' sho.

I'd tamp that.

I'd tamp that.
Ceci n'est pas un double entendre.

Ergo, Foucault

Ergo, Foucault
Power. Knowledge. Discourse. Foucault.

Critical Pedagogue

Critical Pedagogue
If you practice critical pedagogy, you're a critical pedagogue.

Down with They!

Down with They!
You've got two perfectly good singular pronouns to choose from...just pick one. It'll be okay.

"He/She" does not equal "They"
English doesn't have a gender-neutral singular pronoun. ACCEPT IT.

Up With They!

Up With They!
"He/she" is cumbersome, "Hir" hasn't caught on yet, and "It" just doesn't sound right..."They" it is!

comp; its wear its @!!

comp; its wear its @!!
don't we no it!

I Heart Visual Metaphors

I Heart Visual Metaphors
And this proves it.

english; its wear its @!!

english; its wear its @!!
And don't we no it!

I heart accuracy.

I heart accuracy.
If something's worth representing, it's worth representing accurately.

I heart literal representation

Abolish Semiotics

Abolish Semiotics
Show your disdain for signs. Signifier shmignifier.

I Heart Barthes

I Heart Barthes
How could you not?

Abolish Symbols

Abolish Symbols
Show your disdain for symbols, including this one!

WTF does the river symbolize in Huck Finn?!?

WTF does the river symbolize in Huck Finn?!?
And don't get us started on that turtle from The Grapes of Wrath...

Teaching English to me is hard

Chruck

Chruck
Because sometimes, 'standard' pronunciation is funny.


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