Note: this is a satirical legacy site. You can still order the items on this page, but it hasn't been updated in over a decade.
MakeAustinNormal.com Brand Store Looking for standard Make Austin Normal merchandise without some lame slogan? These products are for you. |
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78704 They say it's more than just a zipcode, it's a way of life. But let's face it, it's really just a zipcode. MOST POPULAR ITEM!! |
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Buy From Chain Stores Let's see, do I want 30% off a best selling book at Barnes and Noble or do I want to pay full price at Book People? Dude, chain stores rule. |
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78746 If there was ever a zip code that exemplified the non-weirdness of Austin, it's 78746. Home to Michael Dell's "bungalo" and those Westlake Chaps, 78746 boasts the rather typical affluent way of life. |
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I Love Big Box Stores Nothing irritates the environmentalists more than Big Box retail. Piss off SOS with these items. |
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Kelso's Korner Kelso is the typical Austin weirdness columnist for the Statesman. Can you see this guy drinking a martini rather than a Lone Star? |