AS SEEN IN The Austin American-Statesman, The Daily Texan, Austin Monthly, and on KVUE news! MakeAustinNormal.com offers merchandise to counter Austin's counter culture. Make Austin Normal!

Note: this is a satirical legacy site. You can still order the items on this page, but it hasn't been updated in over a decade.

MakeAustinNormal.com Brand Store Looking for standard Make Austin Normal merchandise without some lame slogan? These products are for you.

Normal. These "Normal." items are, well, normal.

78704 They say it's more than just a zipcode, it's a way of life. But let's face it, it's really just a zipcode. MOST POPULAR ITEM!!

Buy From Chain Stores Let's see, do I want 30% off a best selling book at Barnes and Noble or do I want to pay full price at Book People? Dude, chain stores rule.

78746 If there was ever a zip code that exemplified the non-weirdness of Austin, it's 78746. Home to Michael Dell's "bungalo" and those Westlake Chaps, 78746 boasts the rather typical affluent way of life.

I Love Big Box Stores Nothing irritates the environmentalists more than Big Box retail. Piss off SOS with these items.

Kelso's Korner Kelso is the typical Austin weirdness columnist for the Statesman. Can you see this guy drinking a martini rather than a Lone Star?