» Bush Bash cont.
» Bash Bush 9
» Bash Bush 8
» Bash Bush 7
» Bash Bush 6
» Bash Bush 5
» Bash Bush 4
» The George W. Bush Resume
» Blue and Red Colbert Stewart 2008
» Colbert Stewart 2008 Buttons and Magnets
» Buttons Magnets
» Black Hats
» Shop Affiliates
» Friends and Anti Bush Links
» Trucker hats

Hungry Gator
West of Gainesville Florida
Member Since: 2002

..a word to the wise is sufficient...even Google won't help a fool.
"God bless the Funk."



Our gloves off
Anti-Bush Blog

The Very Best Liberal
T-Shirts and Gear Links.

1st Amendment Zone
A Shop For Liberals
American Voice
Cultural and Political Expression
Angry in the USA
Anti-Bush Gear
Baltimore T-Shirts
Blue Gecko
Burn Bush
Burn Tees
Counter Propaganda T-Shirts
Fat American
Fidel Che
Flag Shag
funny t-shirts @
Go Kill Yourself
Harm City Gear
Hillary Tees and Stickers
Impeach Bush Bumperstickers
Inside Out T-Shirts
Koy's Cogitations
LA Tees
Lekker Politics
Lush T Shirts
Moderate Sayings
OpalCat's T-Shirt Shop
Partisan T-Party
Politically Left Tshirts
RandomAccessClothing - T-shirts you want, and more. Funny, original, offensive, weird, artsy.
Rat Bastard Inc.
Stop the GOP
- Jokes you can get into. Funny, offensive graphic tees.
T-Shirts Funny666
T-Shirt Links Directory
Tee Junction
Tees'N Things
What I Did In The War
T-Shirt Shopping List

American Left Blogs
Bush Out (by Gandhi)

Pastafarian Headquarters
Shitto Shinola

Left Websites,
Serious and

Air America Radio
Bush and Cheney
Bush Out
Citizen YOU
Daily Kos
One Thousand Reasons
Radio Left
Smirking Chimp
Other Great Affiliates

Shop or Create Hilarious Political Merchandise

Buy or Create Hilarious T-shirts and more - Political Web Rankings

Poltical Topsites

Critical Acclaim: Topsites list for the politically progressive.

HACKER SAFE certified sites prevent over 99.9% of hacker crime.
Sign up to receive news and specials from Newsletter
This Shop's Newsletter
 Anti-Bush shirts and gear headquarters.

Thanks to: Kelly

Education (highlights):
With my daddy's help, I got into exclusive Andover, where I was a mediocre student.
Was in the bottom 20 percent of students as a freshman at Yale, where I also joined the secret Skull and Bones society.
Applied to the University of Texas Law School and was rejected.

Past work experience:
Ran for congress and lost.
Served for a decade on the board of a company that financed several R-rated slasher B movies.
Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, so the company went bankrupt. Sold all my stock just in the nick of time to a wealthy Saudi friend of my father.
Bought a small portion of the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that forcibly took land using eminent domain and taxpayer money. Most notable decision: Traded Sammy Sosa to the White Sox for Harold Baines. Most notable profiteering: Parlayed a $605K loan into a $14.9 Million profit using taxpayer money and eminent domain laws to evict homeowners, obtain land and increase the value of the shares in the Texas Rangers.

Accomplishments While Governor of Texas (1995-2000):
Relaxed pollution laws for power and oil companies (I "grandfathered" the dirtiest coal burning power plants, making them exempt from clean air laws, for example) and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union, in 1999. The same year, Houston had the "highest ozone level reading in the nation", and was second most ozone-polluted city in the country from 1997 through 1999.
Slashed taxes, reduced state revenue to the point of bankruptcy and put the Texas government in debt for billions in borrowed money, the interest for which is now paid for by the Texas taxpayer.
Set a record for the most executions by any Governor in American history and became famous for publicly mocking Faye Tucker, a Christian female death row inmate, for her clemency plea before she was executed.
Appointed US President, on a questionable decision by a highly partisan Supreme Court, after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes.

Accomplishments While US President (2001-present):
Attacked and invaded two countries so far, losing more US soldiers after I claimed "Mission Accomplished" than the total number who were killed during full combat operations in both wars combined.
Spent the largest surplus in the history of the country and nearly bankrupted the treasury.
Shattered records for the biggest annual deficit in history.
Presided over all time economic record for most private bankruptcies filed during any Presidency, beating the previous record, which was set during the depression years.
Set all-time record for biggest loss of value in the history of the stock market during any Presidency.
Helped "push" through Congress and then signed into law the largest overtime pay cut in US history, despite the fact that 3 out of 4 Americans opposed it.
First President in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any President in US history.
After taking the entire month of August 2001 off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history, the September 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.
Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips of any President in US history.
In my first three years in office over 3.3 million Americans lost their jobs.
Presided over the all-time U.S. record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
Set the record for the fewest amount of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
Presided over perhaps the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when ENRON corruption was revealed and many states faced bankruptcy.
Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans while posing on aircraft carriers in a flight suit and despite praising the troops at every opportunity.
Inspired the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest a US decision to go to war (15 million people).
My administration is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history, surpassing the secrecy of the Nixon administration at its darkest moments.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
Presided over the worst fiscal crisis to hit all 50 states of the Union since World War II.
Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud (ENRON, WorldCom, Global Crossing) of any market in any country in history.
First President in US history to order an unprovoked attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
First President in US history to start a war against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
Created the largest new government bureaucracy (Department of Homeland Security) in the history of the United States.
Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any President in US history.
First President in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.
Along with my Attorney General, John Ashcroft, I have eroded the civil liberties of American citizens more than at any other time in US history.
After the 9/11 attacks, I lobbied for and signed into law the "rush job" Patriot Act, which legalized "Big Brother-like" surveillance of US citizens for the first time in history.
I disregard states rights when it suits me, but I always run for office on a platform that holds states rights above federal rights.
I've imprisoned more sick people for growing and smoking medicinal Cannabis than any other president, in violation of states rights, of course, and against the wishes of the states and local voters.
Withdrew from the World Court (International Court of Justice) and I refuse to recognize it unless it gives my administration, the US and global corporations special immunity.
I have kept 660 prisoners of war in Guantanamo Bay for two years without charging any of them. I've cleverly classified them as "enemy combatants", thereby allowing me to circumvent the Geneva Convention when I feel like it.
All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
My personal friend and biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
Instead of springing into action as Commander in Chief after I learned that the US was under attack on 9/11, I read a book called 'The Pet Goat' to schoolchildren for a while so I wouldn't alarm them.
First US President to establish a secret shadow government, and I did this without the knowledge or participation of the opposition parties in congress.
Squandered world sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
With a policy of 'disengagement' and open public support for alleged war criminal, Ariel Sharon, allowed and condoned the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
First US President in history to have a majority of the people of Europe view the US as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
First US President in history to have the people of South Korea feel more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'. Additionally, I have failed to bring to justice anyone else responsible for the 9/11 attacks.
Failed to capture the anthrax suspect(s) who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building.
After intense pressure from families of 9/11 victims and others, I finally consented to a public 9/11 investigation over a year after the attacks. But my first nominee to head the Commission, Henry Kissinger, resigned because of his secret ties to Middle Eastern business interests.
In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every economic category into a sharply downward trend.
Did nothing about the failing US power grid during the first two years of my presidency, despite repeated warnings, and later presided over the largest total power blackout in US history that incapacitated several states and part of Canada.
In order to prevent financing abortions in China, I cut off all $34 million of aid to the U.N. Population Fund, which was also used to provide medical care to teenagers with defective pregnancies.
I have done a lot to weaken environment regulations in America. My administration has: Rolled back clean air standards; broken a promise to address global warming; slowed the clean up of toxic waste dumps while making taxpayers foot the bill; changed regulations to allow more arsenic in tap water; advocated a forest policy that will vastly increase timber cutting; cut back protections for endangered species; fought for oil drilling in the pristine Arctic National Wildlife Refuge; allowed America's dirtiest power plants to keep polluting; opposed renewable energy and reversed course on energy efficiency; and given key positions in the White House to former energy executives and lobbyists. Records and References:

At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available).
My daddy pulled strings to get me into the Air National Guard and make sure I didn't have to serve abroad during the Vietnam war, and then I went AWOL and deserted the military during wartime, for which I was not punished.
I've never taken drug tests and I've been evasive about whether I've used any illegal drugs or not.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public review.
For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (they can be reached at their offices of the secretive Carlyle Group, which has ties to the family of Osama Bin Laden).

Thanks to: Kelly

More pages of Anti Bush Home l - 9 - l - 8 - l - 7 - l - 6 - l - 5 - l - 4 - l

Brand New Bash

Say it both ways with "two-sided" printing. Any two T-shirt images for the regular one side price.Click Here

Where's My Stuff?
  • Track your recent orders.
  • View your orders.
  • Shipping & Returns
  • See our shipping rates.
  • Make a return or exchange.
  • Need Help?
  • Satisfaction Guaranteed.
  • Visit our Customer Service.
  • Powered by CafePress

    This shop is powered by CafePress Inc. Copyright © 1999- All rights reserved.
    Privacy Policy | Non-US currency rates are updated daily and may fluctuate.