American Angst > Maternity, Kids, Family > Touch My Belly I Get to Stab You

Many expectant mothers get tired of strangers (or loved ones) touching their pregnant tummy. Use humor to fight the weariness with a "If you touch my belly, I get to stab something on YOU!" product. Great for a baby shower gift idea, too!

As always, we're happy to customize, whether there's some other item you'd like added instead of what's there now, or even a completely new idea... just drop us a note and we'll work something out! We're dirt cheap, often just a few dollars above cost! Send requests to shopangst@americanangst.com

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