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   » My Favorite People Call Me...
      » Favorite People Call Me Mimi
      » My Favorite People Call Me Bompy
   » 2012 To-Be
      » Dad-to-Be 2012
      » Great Grandma-to-Be 2012
      » Nana-to-Be 2012
      » Grandparents-to-be 2012
      » Brother-to-Be 2010
      » Sister-to-Be 2010
      » Uncle-to-Be 2010
      » Mom-to-Be 2010
      » Grandpa-to-Be 2010
      » Grandma-to-Be 2010
      » Aunt-to-Be 2012
   » Dingo Snack
   » Knocked Up
   » I Put Out
   » Soon-to-Be Dad
   » Baby Daddy To Be
   » Baby Mama To Be
   » Big Brother
   » Big Sister
   » Bald Chicks Rock
   » Daddy's Little Girl
   » MILF
   » Baby Gaga
   » I Heart My ____
      » You Heart Me
      » I Heart My Daughter
      » I Heart My Son
      » I Heart My Husband
      » I Heart My Wife
      » I Heart My Aunt
      » I Heart My Brother
      » I Heart My Cousin
      » I Heart My Daddy
      » I Heart My Grandma
      » I Heart My Great Grandma
      » I Heart My Grandpa
      » I Heart My Great Grandpa
      » I Heart My Mommy
      » I Heart My Sister
      » I Heart My Uncle
   » It's a Girl!
   » It's a Boy!
   » We're Pregnant!
   » No no NO! SHE Eats for Two!
   » DILF
   » MYLF
   » Mom Rules
   » Bump (and Arrow)
   » Bun + Oven
   » Pirate Baby
   » I'm Not A Girl
   » I'm Not A Boy
   » Bald Chicks Rule
   » Princess
   » Spoiled
   » Too Cute to Work
   » Male Symbol
   » Female Symbol
   » Warning: New Dad
   » Warning: New Mom
   » Newbie Dad
   » Newbie Mom
   » New Dad
   » New Mom
   » Pregnancy - Personal Space
   » Just Because I'm Pregnant...
   » Items for the New Parents
      » New Mom
      » 2008: Mommy's First Mother's Day
      » Newbie Mom
      » New Dad
      » Newbie Dad
   » Nope. Just Fat
   » About My Pregnancy Fill-In Form
   » Please Don't Touch the Merchandise
   » Don't Know? Don't Touch!
   » Touch My Tummy I Get to Stab You
   » Touch My Belly I Get to Stab You
   » If You Touch Me I Stab You
   » Mom-to-Be
   » Girls Have Cooties
   » Boys Have Cooties
   » World's Greatest Dad
   » World's Greatest Stepdad...
   » World's Greatest Grandpa...
   » Dad, You'll Never Know...
   » Cause I Said So
   » Cause I'm the Dad
   » Turn This Car Around
   » I Grill Therefore I Am...
» Health and Cancer-related Products
   » Cancer Sayings
      » Cancer Sucks
      » I Support My _____
         » I Support My Aunt
         » I Support My Best Friend
         » I Support My Boobs
         » I Support My Cousin
         » I Support My Daughter
         » I Support My Daughter-in-Law
         » I Support My Friend
         » I Support My Girlfriend
         » I Support My Grandmother
         » I Support Great Grandma
         » I Support My Mom
         » I Support My Mother-in-Law
         » I Support My Nana
         » I Support My Sister
         » I Support My Sister-in-Law
         » I Support My Stepmother
         » I Support My Tits
         » I Support My Wife
      » Fuck Cancer
      » F*ck Cancer
      » Bald Chicks Rock
      » Bald Chicks Rule
      » MY Oncologist Can Beat Up YOUR Oncologist
      » Cancer Sucks
      » One more MRI...Stick to the Fridge
      » My Sister Jackie
      » I Kill Tumors
      » Cancer Bites
      » I Have Cancer It Does Not Have Me
      » Cancer: Control, Accept...
      » Ask Me About Courage
      » it IS a tumor
      » Cancer - Lousy T-Shirt
      » Say No to Cancer
      » Cancer Poem
      » I Have Cancer Not Cooties
      » Smile...Remission
      » Team Scrubs for Jugs
      » My Sister Vicky
         » Support Circle Text
      » If I Were A Dog I'd Have Been Put to Sleep
      » What's YOUR excuse?
      » Cancer Free
      » Cancer Survivor
      » Any More Radiation and I'll Glow in the Dark
      » Any More Chemo I'll Glow in the Dark
      » Bald = Beautiful_CA
      » Cancer Definition
      » Cancer Isn't Contagious
      » I Fought Cancer...and Won
      » Cancer Isn't Contagious..Laughter Is
      » Cancer Not Who I Am
      » Cancer Sucks (Script)
      » Cancer Bites
      » Chemo Bites
      » Chemo It's What's For Dinner
      » Cancer Can Be Beaten
   » I Don't Have A.D.D. - Shiny
   » I Just Quit Smoking Products
      » New Ex-Smoker
      » Just Quit Smoking_Cig
      » I Just Quit Smoking
      » Quit Smoking - Mouth
      » Kiss Me I Just Quit Smoking_Lips
      » Kiss Me I Just Quit Smoking
   » Fibromyalgia Products
      » Sick - Dumb
      » Today's Flare
      » Fibromyalgia Sucks
      » Fibro Sucks
      » FM Sucks
      » Having Bad Flare Day
» Pop Culture
   » CP Design Contest
   » My Pimp Hand is Strong
   » ISH
   » I Drink Your Milkshake!
   » YMMV
   » I'm Goin' for Actressing
   » EVS
   » Visit South Carolina..Such As
   » Don't TASE Me, Bro!
   » Ding Fries Are Done!
      » Don't Bob for Fries in Hot Fat
      » Ding Fries - Black Font
   » STFU
   » WTF
   » Duh!
   » You're Being Glib, Matt
   » Naomi Hit Me Too
   » You Are HERE
   » EVS - Australian Whatever
   » what...EVER
   » Exclamation Point
   » Question Mark
   » Boo Got Shot!
   » Just Damn
   » Memory Full
   » System Overload
   » Skull Trash
   » Car Smoke Skull
   » Argh!
   » Arrrgh.
   » Skull Red Banner
   » Purple Skull Heart
   » Dancing Skeleton
   » Geometric Skull in Circle
   » Skull Wheel
   » Skeleton on Clothesline
   » Skull with Earth Pattern
   » Skull & Crossbones Red Circle
   » Skulls on Yellow Background
   » Skull & Swords
   » Skull Red Banner
   » Free Paris
   » Skull & Crossbones 1
   » Angry Skull & Crossbones
   » Series Finale Opinions
      » Boycott Chase
      » Fuhgeddabout Chase
      » Wish my Cable
      » Don't Talk to Me - Mad
      » Don't Talk to Me - Happy
      » HBNooo
      » Team Brilliant Finale
      » Team Crappy Lazy Finale
      » Team Screw You
      » Team Shuddup
      » Team Suck It
      » Fuck Chase
      » Fuck You Chase
      » Screw You Chase
      » Chase Can Suck It
» Humor
   » I Don't Have A.D.D. - Shiny
   » Few Clowns Short of a Circus
   » I Heart to Fart
   » Gnomies are my Homies
   » I'd Pee on Your Jellyfish Sting
   » If I Were A Dog...Put to Sleep
   » Rosie the Riveter's Pimp Hand
   » I Hate People
   » Sofa King
   » Peace Love Coffee
   » Your OCD..My OCD
   » You Say Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing
   » EVS
   » I Don't Have OCD
   » Ding Fries Are Done!
      » Don't Fuck with Fries in Hot Fat
      » Don't Bob for Fries [R]
      » Don't Bob for Fries [Hurts Bad]
      » Don't Bob for Fries in Hot Fat
      » Ding Fries Are Done
   » Too Cute to Work
   » Too Bad Ignorance Isn't Painful
   » Unique Like Everyone Else
   » Your Proctologist Called
   » Instant Gratification Takes Too Long
   » Kind of a Big Deal
   » Kosher
   » Not Kosher
   » I Hate Everybody & You're Next
   » If It's Not One Thing It's Your Mother
   » Too Bad Ignorance Isn't Painful Items
   » Visit South Carolina..Such As
   » This Space For Rent
   » I'm Not Stubborn, My Way is Just Better
   » No. You're Ugly.
   » Who Hurt You Baby?
   » You're Just Jealous
   » Hang Up & Drive
   » Men Are Dumb
   » Dork
   » Doofus
   » Sedated
   » You Suck
   » Not Okay
   » I'm A Warrior [Green]
   » I'm A Warrior [Yellow]
   » I Don't Do Recreational Drugs
   » Puttin' the FUN in dysfunctional
   » Badonkalicious
   » Have You Been Sniffing Dumb Dust?
   » Freak of Nature
   » You're Being Glib
   » Bald = Beautiful
   » Boys Have Cooties
   » Girls Have Cooties
   » Ya Think?!
   » Not MY Fault You Suck
   » It's Not MY Fault You're Stupid
   » I'm So Old I Fart Dust
   » Today's Your Day in the Barrel
   » Admitting You're An Asshole is the First Step
   » Bumper Stickers
» Political
   » Know More Democrats Know More Republicans
   » Imagine Peace
   » My Carbon Footprint
   » Speak English Products
      » No Hablo Espanol_RC
      » No Hablo Espanol
      » When in America
      » Proud to be American
      » Speak English Faded
      » Speak English
   » Free Speech
      » Where's the Intelligence
      » End Celebrity Stupidity
      » My Response is ALSO Free Speech
      » Define Free Speech
      » Free Speech Means Me Too
      » Free Speech - Not Just for Celebrities Anymore
   » Jesus Saves...But...
   » No IRS
» Products for Strong, Fierce, & Funny Females
   » Princess
   » Badonkalicious
   » Cramps Suck
   » Leave Me Alone I Have Cramps
   » I Hate Cramps
   » Broadzilla
   » You Say Bitch Like it's a Bad Thing
   » Mean Grrl
   » I Am Not Your Bitch
   » Boys Have Cooties
   » Boys are Dumb
   » Spoiled
   » Princess (curly font)
   » Guys Have Feelings Too...
   » Just Say No to Housework
   » One Nerve Left - You Are Pluckin' It
   » Still Miss My Ex...Aim is Improving
   » Diva Products
      » Diva Bumperstickers
      » Diva
      » Diva
      » Diva
   » Princess
   » Angel Shhh
   » I'm Busy. You're Ugly. Have a Nice Day.
   » Serenity...to hide the bodies
   » Easy There Mr. Testosterone
   » Hard-on not Personal Growth
» Funny Holiday Products
   » Funny Christmas & Holiday Products
      » Ding Fries Are Done!
      » Ho Frickin' Ho
      » Shalom Bitches!
      » Christmas Ho
      » Santa Missed Christmas
      » Go Jesus! It's Yer Birthday!
      » Smiley Emoticon - Santa Hat
      » Frown Emoticon - Santa Hat
      » Oh! Emoticon with Santa Hat
      » Kiss Emoticon - Mistletoe
      » Wink Emoticon - Mistletoe
      » Frown Emoticon - Christmas Coal
      » Merry Freakin' Christmas
      » Merry Fuckin' Christmas
      » Merry Freakin' Ho Ho!
      » Merry Fuckin' Ho Ho!
      » Merry Freakin' Xmas
      » Merry Fuckin' Xmas
      » And That's Why John & Nancy Divorced
      » Got Balls?
      » And That's Why Santa Doesn't Love You
      » Chappy Chanukah
      » Personalized Ornaments
      » Baby's First Christmas 2008
      » Baby's First Chanukah 2008
      » Our First Chanukah 2008
      » Our First Christmas 2008
      » Santa I Was FRAMED!
      » Season's Greetings
      » Santa Flakes
      » 'Tis the Season
      » Season's Greetings (Holly)
      » O Joy! (Tangled Man in Christmas Lights)
      » Happy Holidays Gingerbread Man
      » Dear Santa, Fuck Off
      » Our First Chanukah 2007
      » Baby's First Christmas 2007
      » Baby's First Chanukah 2007
      » Our First Christmas 2007
   » Valentine's Day
      » You Heart Me
      » Funny Candy Heart Sayings
         » Question Mark Candy Heart
         » Curse Word Symbols on a Candy Heart
         » Peace Symbol Candy Heart
         » Gay Candy Heart - 2 "Female" Symbols
         » Gay Candy Heart - 2 "Male" Symbols
         » Stoopid Candy Heart
         » Fuck Off Candy Heart
         » Dollar Sign on a Candy Heart
         » Biohazard Candy Heart
         » Recycle Candy Heart
         » Insert Quote Here
      » I Heart My _____
         » I Heart My Wife
         » I Heart My Husband
         » I Heart My Mommy
         » I Heart My Daddy
         » I Heart My Daughter
         » I Heart My Son
         » I Heart My Sister
         » I Heart My Brother
         » I Heart My Aunt
         » I Heart My Uncle
         » I Heart My Cousin
         » I Heart My Grandma
         » I Heart My Grandpa
         » I Heart My Great Grandma
         » I Heart My Great Grandpa
   » Anti-Valentine's Day
      » Funny Candy Heart Sayings
         » Question Mark on a Candy Heart
         » Curse Word Symbols on a Candy Heart
         » Peace Symbol on a Candy Heart
         » Dollar Symbol on a Candy Heart
         » Candy Heart Stoopid
         » Fuck Off Candy Heart
         » Biohazard Candy Heart
         » Candy Heart Recycle
         » Insert Quote Here
         » Gay Candy Heart - 2 "Female" Symbols
         » Gay Candy Heart - 2 "Male" Symbols
      » Fuck Valentines Day
      » Fuck Valentine's Day
      » Fuck Cupid
      » Love Sucks
      » Cupid Can Kiss My Ass
      » Cause I'm Dead Inside
      » You Can't Afford Me
      » Screw Love
      » Just Shut Up & Do Me
      » Just Do Me
      » Missing: Sensitivity Chip
      » Missing Sensitivity Chip_NP
      » Not Yours
      » Be Someone Else's
      » Stalker Humor
         » Stalker
         » Get Back In Your Cage!
         » Stalking You Is Going to be So Much Fun
         » I Can't Wait To Stalk You
         » Hello My Name Is: Your Stalker
      » No. You're Ugly.
      » How Can I Miss You..Go Away
   » St. Patrick's Day
      » Kiss Me I'm Irish Mexican!
   » Mother's Day
      » Mom Rules
      » World's Greatest
         » World's Greatest Aunt
         » World's Greatest Cousin
         » World's Greatest Daughter
         » World's Greatest Daughter-in-Law
         » World's Greatest Friend
         » World's Greatest Girlfriend
         » World's Greatest Grandma
         » World's Greatest Great Grandma
         » World's Greatest Mom
         » World's Greatest Mother-in-Law
         » World's Greatest Nana
         » World's Greatest Sister
         » World's Greatest Sister-in-Law
         » World's Greatest Stepmom
         » World's Greatest Wife
      » I Heart My Mommy
      » I Heart My Grandma
      » I Heart My Sister
      » I Heart My Aunt
   » Father's Day
      » DILF
      » Because I Said So!
      » Soon-to-Be Dad
      » No, No, No! SHE Eats for Two!
      » World's Greatest Dad
      » World's Greatest Stepdad
      » World's Greatest Grandpa
      » Vintage Dad
      » I Grill Therefore I Am
      » Cause I Said So
      » Cause I'm the Dad that's Why
      » Want Me to Turn this Car Around?
      » Dad You'll Never Know...
      » I Heart My Daddy
      » I Heart My Grandpa
      » I Heart My Brother
      » I Heart My Uncle
      » Kick Ass Dad
      » Vintage Dad - Crackled
      » Gee Dad Swell
      » Hello My Name is World's Greatest Dad
      » World's Best Dad
      » Dad Heart
» Art / Photo
   » Pampas Grass and Sky
   » Pampas Grass Photo Burned Edge
» Custom Products for You!
   » Custom Holiday Designs
   » Gracie's New BFF
   » Agile Team 2008
   » Customized Calendars
   » Final Touch Building Services
   » O'Brien Orthopedics
   » Custom - My [Sister] Vicky is a Survivor
   » Custom - I Support Vicky
   » Custom - Rick's Place
   » Nate's Customized Products
» Funny Adult Humor
   » Homophobia = Gay
   » Bitch
   » Ho
   » slamhog
   » slut
   » whore
   » Beanabitch
   » Quit Beanabitch
   » Shudduhfukup
   » Fuck
   » F*ck
   » F*ck Off
   » Fuck Off - Faded
   » Fuck Off - Backward
   » Fuck You You Fucking Fuck
   » Fuck You You Fucking Fuck_98
» Military & 9/11 Support
   » War Posters
      » Keep Mum Chum War Poster
      » Keep it to Yourself Buddy
      » Air Raid War Poster
   » Support Our Troops
      » Dog Tags - Support Our Troops
         » Support Troops Dog Tags
      » Support Our Troops (w/Yellow Ribbon)
      » I Support My Dad
      » I Support My Daddy
      » I Support My Mom
      » I Support My Mommy
      » I Support My Son
      » I Support My Daughter
      » I Support My Husband
      » I Support My Wife
      » I Support My Brother
      » I Support My Sister
      » I Support My Aunt
      » I Support My Uncle
      » I Support My Grandfather
      » I Support My Grandmother
      » I Support My Grandson
      » I Support My Granddaughter
      » I Support My Nephew
      » I Support My Niece
      » I Support My Cousin
      » I Support My Fiance
      » I Support My Boyfriend
      » I Support My Girlfriend
   » WTC Skyline Sketch
   » 9/11 Remember
   » 9/11 Liberty
   » 9/11 We Will Never Forget
   » WTC Never Forget
» Relationship Humor
   » No. You're Ugly
   » Love Sucks
   » Not Yours...
   » Cause I'm Dead Inside
   » You Can't Afford Me
   » Screw Love
   » How Can I Miss You...
   » Just Shut Up & Do Me
   » Just Do Me
   » Missing Sensitivity Chip
   » Missing: Sensitivity Chip..Call
   » Be Someone Else's
   » Stalker Humor
      » Stalker
      » Get Back in Your Cage
      » Stalking You...So Much Fun
      » Hello My Name Is...Your Stalker
      » I Can't Wait to Stalk You
» Sports
   » Get Back In Your Cage
   » Hockey Chick
» Wedding
   » Wedding Bouquet
   » Broadzilla
   » Newlywed
   » Bride (Shiny Gold Text)
   » Sexy Bride
   » Bride to Be


 
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Family and maternity products, great for making that happy announcement, and terrific gifts for baby showers / pregnant women (especially those tired of strangers asking about and touching their growing tummy).

So if you see something you like, but would prefer it on a different product, or prefer one image over another, or even just want it rotated from landscape to portrait, all of these (and other) options are available! Just send an email to princesspumpkinpants@gmail.com and we'll take care of you ASAP.



My Favorite People Call Me...

My Favorite People Call Me...
My favorite people call me ___ items. Great gift idea for grandparents, godparents, aunts, uncles, etc., especially those with unique names (grampy, memaw, etc.)

2012 To-Be

2012 To-Be
Announce the happy news of an upcoming birth in a unique way with a to-Be 2012 product. Great gift idea for a baby shower! Products for all members of the family (mom, dad, great grandma, etc.)

Dingo Snack

Dingo Snack
Sometimes you just get tired of all the proper, cutesie, typical baby stuff. That's when your snarky side comes in and that's when you need US and our Dingo Snack products!

Knocked Up

Knocked Up
Why be delicate about the condition when so few people are mindful of YOUR feelings with all the questions and touching and whatnot? Proudly wear your status with a Knocked Up product!

I Put Out

I Put Out
Have fun with your pregnancy! It's not like they don't know you do it, right? What with the growing bump & all. So have fun with it...put it Out There and get giggles with an "I Put Out" product!

Soon-to-Be Dad

Soon-to-Be Dad
Announce the happy news of a baby on the way in unique way with a Soon-to-Be Dad product. Great baby shower or Father's Day gift idea!

Baby Daddy To Be

Baby Daddy To Be
Announce the happy news of a baby on the way, to him AND to the world, with a "Baby Daddy To Be" product! (And don't forget a "Baby Mama To Be" product to go with it!)

Baby Mama To Be

Baby Mama To Be
Have fun with your pregnancy! Announce the happy news of a baby on the way with a Baby Mama To Be product! And don't forget a Baby Daddy To Be product to go with it!

Big Brother

Big Brother
Every older brother feels a protective instinct toward his younger sibling(s). The Big Brother products will proudly announce their status, whether new or decades into the job!

Big Sister

Big Sister
Every older sister feels a protective instinct toward her younger sibling. The Big Sister products will proudly announce their status, whether new or decades into the job!

Bald Chicks Rock

Bald Chicks Rock
Cancer, Alopecia, Spears relative, or by choice. Regardless of the reason for being unencumbered by hair...it's beautiful and should be supported with vigor! Bald IS beautiful and Bald Chicks RULE!

Daddy's Little Girl

Daddy's Little Girl
Whether she admits it or not, EVERY girl secretly cherishes being Daddy's Little Girl and we want that feeling to last forever.

MILF

MILF
Have fun with your pregnancy! Just because you're a mom doesn't mean you can't still be sexy. Own your hotness with a MILF product! Great gift idea for her!

Baby Gaga

Baby Gaga
Cute spoof on pop culture. Great newborn or baby shower gift idea. Baby Gaga, Just Poo!

I Heart My ____

I Heart My ____
Show the love for your family members with an I Heart My product (daddy, mommy, grandma, uncle, etc.). We're happy to personalize! Email custom@shopangst.com.

It's a Girl!

It's a Girl!
Congratulations! Spread the great news of the birth of a new baby with an "It's a Girl!" product. We have signs for your yard, great big buttons, announcement cards and more!

It's a Boy!

It's a Boy!
Congratulations! Spread the great news of the birth of a new baby with an "It's a Boy!" product. We have signs for your yard, great big buttons, announcement cards and more!

We're Pregnant!

We're Pregnant!
Congratulations! There is no better news and no better way to announce it than on a "We’re Pregnant!" yard sign, surprise ornament, etc. Just order it, display it, and be ready with tissues!

No no NO! SHE Eats for Two!

No no NO! SHE Eats for Two!
No, No, No! SHE Eats for Two! is a joke regarding the many men who develop (sometimes LONG before the pregnancy) "sympathy" tummies of their own!

DILF

DILF
This is the MALE version of MILF. Dads are hot, too! Tell him so this Father's Day with a DILF product!

MYLF

MYLF
A slightly different take on the naughty MILF term. MYLF is for all the beautiful moms (and TO-BEs) out there!

Mom Rules

Mom Rules
Simply stated, in most cases, there is no greater truth: Mom Rules. Whether you take that to mean she's the best, or...she runs the whole show? Doesn't matter! Mom Rules is what counts!

Bump (and Arrow)

Bump (and Arrow)
Proudly point out a growing pregnant tummy with an arrow pointing downward and arched "Bump” text. Also a funny gift for men. Uses the popular color combination of light blue and brown.

Bun + Oven

Bun + Oven
Times have changed and pregnancy, while still revered, is now okay to have fun with and joke around about. Do so with a "Bun + Oven" product!

Pirate Baby

Pirate Baby
Yar! Warn the other babies to steer clear, because YOUR precious little one is a PIRATE BABY! Complete with carriage, flag, baby sword, and skull & crossbones!

I'm Not A Girl

I'm Not A Girl
People are so accustomed to assumptions that they not only make mistakes, but don't even realize how wrong it is to do so. Remind them of their wayside manners with an I'm Not a Girl product.

I'm Not A Boy

I'm Not A Boy
People are so accustomed to assumptions that they not only make mistakes, but don't even realize how wrong it is to do so. Remind them of their wayside manners with an I'm Not a Boy product.

Bald Chicks Rule

Bald Chicks Rule
Regardless of the reason for being unencumbered by hair...it's beautiful and should be supported with vigor! Bald IS beautiful and Bald Chicks RULE!

Princess

Princess
Whether she's 2, 12, or your favorite puppy dog, Princess KNOWS she's a princess and she's not afraid to flaunt it. Give her permission to be who she is with a Princess product.

Spoiled

Spoiled
Whether it's for a precious child, puppy, girlfriend, wife, lover, or pet rock, everyone who's spoiled loves to flaunt it. Let everyone feel the love with a Spoiled product.

Too Cute to Work

Too Cute to Work
You know deep down you believe that you're "Too Cute to Work" so why not admit to the world? Honesty just makes things easier. Especially when you're on your way to bigger and better things!

Male Symbol

Male Symbol
This design features a blue male symbol. Who needs words when you have the perfect symbols to say it? And hey...it worked for Prince!

Female Symbol

Female Symbol
This design features a pink female symbol. Who needs words when you have the perfect symbols to say it? And hey...it worked for Prince!

Warning: New Dad

Warning: New Dad
Why not have a little fun with your new status? A "Warning: New Dad" product doesn't have to be an insult. It can merely be a reference to a lack of sleep and baby spitup on your shoulder.

Warning: New Mom

Warning: New Mom
Why not have a little fun with your new status? A "Warning: New Mom" product doesn't have to be a dig, either. It can merely be a reference to a lack of sleep and baby spitup on your shoulder.

Newbie Dad

Newbie Dad
There are so many items for those expecting a baby, but what's out there for those with new arrivals? We have those items! Start with a Newbie Dad product, great gift idea!

Newbie Mom

Newbie Mom
Nobody expects you to be perfect the first (or fifth!) time around. A manual isn't delivered with the baby, so we fumble and learn as we go. Revel in the newness of ALL of it with a Newbie Mom product

New Dad

New Dad
There are so many items for those expecting a baby, but what's out there for those with new arrivals? We have those items! Start with a New Dad product, great gift idea!

New Mom

New Mom
There are so many items for those expecting a baby, but what's out there for those with new arrivals? We have those items! Start with a New Mom product, great gift idea!

Pregnancy - Personal Space

Pregnancy - Personal Space
Do people touch your pregnant tummy all the time? Without permission? Put an END to such rude behavior with a "Pregnancy is not an Invitation to Violate My Personal Space" product.

Just Because I'm Pregnant...

Just Because I'm Pregnant...
Tired of people assuming that your pregnant tummy is public property? Declare that way of thinking antiquated and NOT COOL with a "Just Because I'm Pregnant Doesn't Mean You Can Touch Me" product!

Items for the New Parents

Items for the New Parents
(Mother's Day and Father's Day gifts! Or...bundle of joy already arrived? Check out this section for lots of products for the new parents!)

Nope. Just Fat

Nope. Just Fat
Use humor for all the nosy nellies...tell 'em you're just fat. Maybe that will stop them from touching you and asking the same inane questions day after day after day.

About My Pregnancy Fill-In Form

About My Pregnancy Fill-In Form
You can either fill in the pregnancy info with a marker OR leave the items blank, letting people know that just because they can SEE your growing tummy, doesn't mean it's ANY of their business.

Please Don't Touch the Merchandise

Please Don't Touch the Merchandise
Just one more way to say: Please don't touch my pregnant tummy! (or...anything that people shouldn't be touching!) with a "Please Don't Touch the Merchandise!" product.

Don't Know? Don't Touch!

Don't Know? Don't Touch!
Are you a pregnant woman, tired of strangers (or ANYONE) thinking it's okay to touch your growing bump? Let 'em know that it's so NOT cool with a "Don't Know? Don't Touch!" product.

Touch My Tummy I Get to Stab You

Touch My Tummy I Get to Stab You
Many expectant mothers get tired of people touching their pregnant tummy. Use humor to fight the weariness with a "If you touch my Tummy, I get to stab something on YOU!" product.

Touch My Belly I Get to Stab You

Touch My Belly I Get to Stab You
Pregnant women get tired of strangers (or even friends and loved ones) touching their tummy. Use humor to fight the weariness with an "If You Touch my Belly, I Get to Stab Something on YOU" product.

If You Touch Me I Stab You

If You Touch Me I Stab You
Most pregnant women don't appreciate being touched without permission. Tell people your stance on personal space invasion with an "If you touch ME, I get to stab something on you!" product.

Mom-to-Be

Mom-to-Be
Announce the happy news of a new baby in a unique way with a Mom-to-Be product. Great baby shower gift idea!

Girls Have Cooties

Girls Have Cooties
It's what the boys THINK is the universal truth the rest of us learned in childhood: Girls Have Cooties!

Boys Have Cooties

Boys Have Cooties
It's the universal truth the rest of us learned in childhood: Boys have cooties!

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Dad, You'll Never Know...

Cause I Said So

Cause I'm the Dad

Turn This Car Around

I Grill Therefore I Am...



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