American Angst > Humor > I Don't Have A.D.D. - Shiny
Are you easily distracted? Pick up one thing and go to another room, see something else that needs to be done in THAT room, on your way to finish THAT task, you go to ANOTHER room and see something THERE and end up several hours later, realizing that you only wanted a glass of water, but now...you're at the mall? Yeah, me too. That's why I created "I Don't Have A.D.D., I'm perfectly focu...ooOOOoo! Shiny!" products. Because I like to laugh at myself. Especially after having brain surgery for two ginormous aneurysms. My brain is even less focused than ever and I've chosen to find the humor in things like calling the kitchen table "sitting at the microwave" and the garage "that room where you put the car thingies!" Helps alleviate the panic and depression that can accompany illness and scary procedures. I hope to provide that to you, too.
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