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» love to ride carousels
» overthink
» love to visit lighthouses
» i train reindeer for their games
» no one is ier than i
» earning a black belt
» RIGHTS ACTIVISTS
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   » dedicated anti-bullying activist
   » dedicated children's rights activist
   » dedicated civil rights activist
   » dedicated disability rights activist
   » dedicated human rights activist
   » dedicated religious rights activist
   » dedicated safe space activist
   » dedicated women's rights activist
   » dedicated workers' rights activist
» all about coffee
   » i will still drink it
» inked and awesome
   » awesome tattoo artist
» awesome tiny house owner
» beer and wine and whiskey
   » awesome sommelier
   » whiskeys and such
   » beers
   » wines
      » avid wine taster
   » cocktails and mixed drinks
   » awesome drink makers
   » drinking o'clock
» assorted great lines
   » dedicated binge watcher
   » awesome shade thrower
   » a nice kid like me
   » ready to deal with stuff
   » crummy food
   » deeds not words
   » i am a feminist father
   » lab accident
   » happy ex-wife
   » happy ex-husband
   » happy ex-girlfriend
   » papa bear
   » happy ex-boyfriend
   » i am spartacus
   » happy birthday, i'm the gift
   » every gun makes its own tune
   » here i come
   » improvise adapt overcome
   » never apologize
   » passive aggressive
   » sorry won't get it done
   » where are my minions?
   » don't let the kid in you grow old
   » nuts
   » leapin' lizards
   » we're burnin' daylight
   » awesome human being
   » that'll be the day
   » a man oughta do
   » avid indoorsman
   » facts are only important
   » saddling up anyway
   » don't believe everything
   » enough talk
   » i alphabetized my spice rack
   » life is hard
   » Earth has Good Things
   » i barely survived yesterday
   » left turn, clyde
   » get off my lawn
   » your long lost pal
   » awesome valentine
   » can't wait for quantum physics
   » not my circus, not my monkey
   » pitmaster
   » can't wait for grad school
      » New Section
   » release your inner grizzly
   » i am loved
   » saddle up
   » cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
   » crom
   » cute baby pictures
   » get to da choppa
   » hasta la vista, baby
   » writer's block
   » awesome me
   » make my day
   » call your mother
   » man cave sushi
   » jeepers creepers
   » mama tried
   » one crisis at a time
   » jeremiah was a bullfrog
   » you can always do more
   » imagination beats knowledge
   » so many inappropriate things to say
   » don't blame me for monday
   » dream imagine create
   » best things in life aren't things
   » i'm not a famous model
   » when i want your opinion
   » who invited all these tacky people?
   » change the world
   » zounds
   » i before e
   » nucLEar
   » sorry, no autographs
   » quixotic
   » what a difference one friend makes
   » no problems, no worries
   » what fantastic, sensational, etc, looks like
» always laugh at their jokes
» architects & draftsmen
   » awesome draftsman
   » awesome architect
   » drafter
   » architect
» awesome personality types
» awesome parents & grandparents
   » awesome grandma
   » awesome soccer dad
   » awesome working mom
   » proud new grandpa
   » awesome grandpa
   » awesome soccer mom
   » awesome stay at home dad
   » proud new grandma
   » awesome hockey dad
   » awesome mom
   » awesome stay at home mom
   » proud new dad
   » awesome dad
   » awesome hockey mom
   » awesome work at home dad
   » proud new mom
   » awesome stepmom
   » awesome work at home mom
   » awesome stepdad
   » awesome bonus mom
   » awesome bonus dad
» boating
   » awesome boater
   » awesome sailboater
   » awesome powerboater
   » best dragon boat paddler ever
   » my boat, my rules
   » i paddle a dragon boat
   » awesome dragon boat paddler
   » i row an 8-seater
   » i row a scull
   » i paddle a kayak
   » i paddle a canoe
» boats and ships
» Camps and Campers
» cars
   » awesome backseat driver
   » rather be at a stock car race
   » rather be at a monster truck show
   » rather be at a demolition derby
   » i drive a 4wd
   » rather be at a tractor pull
   » i drive a 4x4
   » maverick
   » barracuda
   » nothing beats a mustang
   » driving a bugatti
   » i drive an atv
   » i drive an awd
   » nothing beats a studebaker
   » i drive a fire truck
   » nothing beats a charger
   » i drive an orv
   » nothing beats a gran torino
   » i drive a police car
   » nothing beats a cougar
   » i drive a pickup
   » beemer or jag?
   » i drive an rv
   » i drive a school bus
   » awesome driving instructor
   » i drive an suv
   » driving instructor
   » gearhead
   » i drive off-road
» catholics
» Choose Your Favorite
   » cosette or eponine?
   » patsy or edina?
» Clever, Passionate, etc
» Do It Yourself
» exercise
» farmers & ranchers
   » awesome backyard goat farmer
   » awesome backyard chicken farmer
   » awesome agriculturist
   » awesome hog farmer
   » awesome goat farmer
   » awesome hydroponic farmer
   » awesome fish farmer
   » awesome aquaculturist
   » awesome aquaculture technician
   » awesome ranch manager
   » awesome peanut farmer
   » awesome beekeeper
   » awesome farmer
   » awesome chicken farmer
   » awesome vegetable farmer
   » awesome dairy farmer
   » awesome family farmer
   » awesome rancher
» fearless hunters
   » awesome parapsychologist
   » fearless snipe hunter
   » fearless ufo hunter
   » fearless bigfoot tracker
   » mighty garthok narfler
   » fearless cryptid hunter
   » fearless paranormal researcher
   » fearless zombie hunter
   » fearless vampire hunter
   » fearless ghost hunter
   » fearless werewolf hunter
   » fearless paranormal investigator
» FOOD
   » genuine fried chicken expert
   » super duper ice cream scooper
   » LOTS OF AWESOME COOKS
   » too much bacon
   » real bacon lover
   » awesome vegetarian
   » cheese
   » Carpe Good Stuff
   » Eating Healthier
» friends
» funeral director
   » awesome mortician
   » mortician
   » awesome funeral director
   » funeral director
» Gamers and Cosplayers
   » true anime fan
   » true manga fan
   » awesome video game player
   » awesome game designer
   » never have too many games
» Going Green
   » grow bacon
» the great outdoors
» hobbies
   » shellers seek seashells
» i am woman
   » sex and the city
   » plays well with younger men
   » she who must be obeyed
   » Like a Girl
» i know lots of stuff
» i love music
   » bix
   » i love the polka rhythm
   » born in the wagon of a traveling show
   » satchmo
   » brubeck
» i'd rather be elsewhere
» In the News
» it's good to be in charge
» Journalists
» Lead Me Not into Temptation
» les miserables
» Look Up!
» Math Matters
» medical professions
   » awesome caregiver
   » i'm the doctor
   » i save lives
» melting pot
» Military Honors
   » sgt sergeant
» movie classics - quips & quotes
» Music and Dance Teachers
» Musician is Always Right
» Musicians
» My Game, My Rules
» my major is
   » biochem major
   » awesome biochem major
   » biology major
   » business major
   » awesome business major
   » chemistry major
   » education major
   » awesome education major
   » english major
   » history major
   » awesome history major
   » math major
   » physics major
   » phys ed major
   » poli sci major
   » psych major
» My Soaps
» nurses
   » i'm the nurse
» Personal Appearance Pros
» Pharmacists
» professions
   » awesome astrologer
» Proud of My State
» radio days - quips & quotes
» Reading Room
   » buy the ticket, take the ride
   » I Still Have Not Read That
» Relax, I am Here
» Relax, the Musician is Here
» rodeos & cowboys & cowgirls
   » i'd rather be at a rodeo
   » not my first rodeo
   » if you're not a barrel racer
   » future rodeo rider
» School Support People
» science & technology
» Science Fiction
» secret agents
» Social Workers
» Sports Fans
   » shooting sports
   » you miss shots
   » be the ball
   » sports junkie
   » undaunted wheelchair athlete
   » undaunted disabled athlete
   » wheelchair athlete
» storm chasers
» strong, smart, good-looking
   » sounds like a plumber
   » sounds like a carpenter
   » sounds like a pipefitter
   » sounds like a mechanic
   » sounds like a painter
   » sounds like an electrician
   » sounds like a bricklayer
   » sounds like a truck driver
   » sounds like an airport worker
   » sounds like a backhoe operator
   » sounds like a cement mixer driver
   » sounds like a dump truck driver
   » sounds like a fire fighter
   » sounds like a green beret
   » sounds like a heavy equipment operator
   » sounds like a mail carrier
   » sounds like a mixer driver
   » sounds like a police officer
   » sounds like a postal worker
» teachers 1
   » teach creative writing
   » teach business courses
   » teach metal shop
   » teach auto shop
   » teach wood shop
   » i'm the professor
   » i'm the instructor
   » i'm the teacher
» theater memories - quips & quotes
» Trains
   » awesome locomotive engineer
   » FUTURE RAILROADERS
   » i run a railroad
   » play with trains
» tv favorites - quips & quotes
   » loyal ncis fan
   » barney on duty
   » munch on the job
   » until emma returns
   » dangle
   » loyal reality tv fan
   » ponch
   » patience, grasshopper
   » awesome starfleet academy graduate
   » awesome starship captain
   » patsy or edina
   » ab fab
» vacation time
   » on a cruise
» Vampires & Zombies
   » send more paramedics
   » awesome cryptozoologist
» we need coffee
» weather-wise
» who are you?
   » armchair experts
   » boomer, xer, millennial
» who do you love?
   » love ellen
» Who Needs Recipes?
» who says i'm too old?
   » awesome retiree
   » happily retired
   » too young to retire
   » age is just a number
   » i procrastinate too much
   » my senior discount
   » sexy senior is single
   » sexy senior is taken
   » who says i'm too old?
   » curmudgeon
   » grumpy curmudgeon
   » grumpy old man
   » grumpy old man looks like
   » tribal elder
   » ye olde farte
   » born too soon
» Work Humor
» yoga
» You Must Get Up Early
» You're Only as Good as


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» love to ride carousels
» overthink
» love to visit lighthouses
» i train reindeer for their games
» no one is ier than i
» earning a black belt
» RIGHTS ACTIVISTS
   » dedicated animal rights activist
   » dedicated anti-bullying activist
   » dedicated children's rights activist
   » dedicated civil rights activist
   » dedicated disability rights activist
   » dedicated human rights activist
   » dedicated religious rights activist
   » dedicated safe space activist
   » dedicated women's rights activist
   » dedicated workers' rights activist
» all about coffee
   » i will still drink it
» inked and awesome
   » awesome tattoo artist
» awesome tiny house owner
» beer and wine and whiskey
   » awesome sommelier
   » whiskeys and such
   » beers
   » wines
      » avid wine taster
   » cocktails and mixed drinks
   » awesome drink makers
   » drinking o'clock
» assorted great lines
   » dedicated binge watcher
   » awesome shade thrower
   » a nice kid like me
   » ready to deal with stuff
   » crummy food
   » deeds not words
   » i am a feminist father
   » lab accident
   » happy ex-wife
   » happy ex-husband
   » happy ex-girlfriend
   » papa bear
   » happy ex-boyfriend
   » i am spartacus
   » happy birthday, i'm the gift
   » every gun makes its own tune
   » here i come
   » improvise adapt overcome
   » never apologize
   » passive aggressive
   » sorry won't get it done
   » where are my minions?
   » don't let the kid in you grow old
   » nuts
   » leapin' lizards
   » we're burnin' daylight
   » awesome human being
   » that'll be the day
   » a man oughta do
   » avid indoorsman
   » facts are only important
   » saddling up anyway
   » don't believe everything
   » enough talk
   » i alphabetized my spice rack
   » life is hard
   » Earth has Good Things
   » i barely survived yesterday
   » left turn, clyde
   » get off my lawn
   » your long lost pal
   » awesome valentine
   » can't wait for quantum physics
   » not my circus, not my monkey
   » pitmaster
   » can't wait for grad school
      » New Section
   » release your inner grizzly
   » i am loved
   » saddle up
   » cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
   » crom
   » cute baby pictures
   » get to da choppa
   » hasta la vista, baby
   » writer's block
   » awesome me
   » make my day
   » call your mother
   » man cave sushi
   » jeepers creepers
   » mama tried
   » one crisis at a time
   » jeremiah was a bullfrog
   » you can always do more
   » imagination beats knowledge
   » so many inappropriate things to say
   » don't blame me for monday
   » dream imagine create
   » best things in life aren't things
   » i'm not a famous model
   » when i want your opinion
   » who invited all these tacky people?
   » change the world
   » zounds
   » i before e
   » nucLEar
   » sorry, no autographs
   » quixotic
   » what a difference one friend makes
   » no problems, no worries
   » what fantastic, sensational, etc, looks like
» always laugh at their jokes
» architects & draftsmen
   » awesome draftsman
   » awesome architect
   » drafter
   » architect
» awesome personality types
» awesome parents & grandparents
   » awesome grandma
   » awesome soccer dad
   » awesome working mom
   » proud new grandpa
   » awesome grandpa
   » awesome soccer mom
   » awesome stay at home dad
   » proud new grandma
   » awesome hockey dad
   » awesome mom
   » awesome stay at home mom
   » proud new dad
   » awesome dad
   » awesome hockey mom
   » awesome work at home dad
   » proud new mom
   » awesome stepmom
   » awesome work at home mom
   » awesome stepdad
   » awesome bonus mom
   » awesome bonus dad
» boating
   » awesome boater
   » awesome sailboater
   » awesome powerboater
   » best dragon boat paddler ever
   » my boat, my rules
   » i paddle a dragon boat
   » awesome dragon boat paddler
   » i row an 8-seater
   » i row a scull
   » i paddle a kayak
   » i paddle a canoe
» boats and ships
» Camps and Campers
» cars
   » awesome backseat driver
   » rather be at a stock car race
   » rather be at a monster truck show
   » rather be at a demolition derby
   » i drive a 4wd
   » rather be at a tractor pull
   » i drive a 4x4
   » maverick
   » barracuda
   » nothing beats a mustang
   » driving a bugatti
   » i drive an atv
   » i drive an awd
   » nothing beats a studebaker
   » i drive a fire truck
   » nothing beats a charger
   » i drive an orv
   » nothing beats a gran torino
   » i drive a police car
   » nothing beats a cougar
   » i drive a pickup
   » beemer or jag?
   » i drive an rv
   » i drive a school bus
   » awesome driving instructor
   » i drive an suv
   » driving instructor
   » gearhead
   » i drive off-road
» catholics
» Choose Your Favorite
   » cosette or eponine?
   » patsy or edina?
» Clever, Passionate, etc
» Do It Yourself
» exercise
» farmers & ranchers
   » awesome backyard goat farmer
   » awesome backyard chicken farmer
   » awesome agriculturist
   » awesome hog farmer
   » awesome goat farmer
   » awesome hydroponic farmer
   » awesome fish farmer
   » awesome aquaculturist
   » awesome aquaculture technician
   » awesome ranch manager
   » awesome peanut farmer
   » awesome beekeeper
   » awesome farmer
   » awesome chicken farmer
   » awesome vegetable farmer
   » awesome dairy farmer
   » awesome family farmer
   » awesome rancher
» fearless hunters
   » awesome parapsychologist
   » fearless snipe hunter
   » fearless ufo hunter
   » fearless bigfoot tracker
   » mighty garthok narfler
   » fearless cryptid hunter
   » fearless paranormal researcher
   » fearless zombie hunter
   » fearless vampire hunter
   » fearless ghost hunter
   » fearless werewolf hunter
   » fearless paranormal investigator
» FOOD
   » genuine fried chicken expert
   » super duper ice cream scooper
   » LOTS OF AWESOME COOKS
   » too much bacon
   » real bacon lover
   » awesome vegetarian
   » cheese
   » Carpe Good Stuff
   » Eating Healthier
» friends
» funeral director
   » awesome mortician
   » mortician
   » awesome funeral director
   » funeral director
» Gamers and Cosplayers
   » true anime fan
   » true manga fan
   » awesome video game player
   » awesome game designer
   » never have too many games
» Going Green
   » grow bacon
» the great outdoors
» hobbies
   » shellers seek seashells
» i am woman
   » sex and the city
   » plays well with younger men
   » she who must be obeyed
   » Like a Girl
» i know lots of stuff
» i love music
   » bix
   » i love the polka rhythm
   » born in the wagon of a traveling show
   » satchmo
   » brubeck
» i'd rather be elsewhere
» In the News
» it's good to be in charge
» Journalists
» Lead Me Not into Temptation
» les miserables
» Look Up!
» Math Matters
» medical professions
   » awesome caregiver
   » i'm the doctor
   » i save lives
» melting pot
» Military Honors
   » sgt sergeant
» movie classics - quips & quotes
» Music and Dance Teachers
» Musician is Always Right
» Musicians
» My Game, My Rules
» my major is
   » biochem major
   » awesome biochem major
   » biology major
   » business major
   » awesome business major
   » chemistry major
   » education major
   » awesome education major
   » english major
   » history major
   » awesome history major
   » math major
   » physics major
   » phys ed major
   » poli sci major
   » psych major
» My Soaps
» nurses
   » i'm the nurse
» Personal Appearance Pros
» Pharmacists
» professions
   » awesome astrologer
» Proud of My State
» radio days - quips & quotes
» Reading Room
   » buy the ticket, take the ride
   » I Still Have Not Read That
» Relax, I am Here
» Relax, the Musician is Here
» rodeos & cowboys & cowgirls
   » i'd rather be at a rodeo
   » not my first rodeo
   » if you're not a barrel racer
   » future rodeo rider
» School Support People
» science & technology
» Science Fiction
» secret agents
» Social Workers
» Sports Fans
   » shooting sports
   » you miss shots
   » be the ball
   » sports junkie
   » undaunted wheelchair athlete
   » undaunted disabled athlete
   » wheelchair athlete
» storm chasers
» strong, smart, good-looking
   » sounds like a plumber
   » sounds like a carpenter
   » sounds like a pipefitter
   » sounds like a mechanic
   » sounds like a painter
   » sounds like an electrician
   » sounds like a bricklayer
   » sounds like a truck driver
   » sounds like an airport worker
   » sounds like a backhoe operator
   » sounds like a cement mixer driver
   » sounds like a dump truck driver
   » sounds like a fire fighter
   » sounds like a green beret
   » sounds like a heavy equipment operator
   » sounds like a mail carrier
   » sounds like a mixer driver
   » sounds like a police officer
   » sounds like a postal worker
» teachers 1
   » teach creative writing
   » teach business courses
   » teach metal shop
   » teach auto shop
   » teach wood shop
   » i'm the professor
   » i'm the instructor
   » i'm the teacher
» theater memories - quips & quotes
» Trains
   » awesome locomotive engineer
   » FUTURE RAILROADERS
   » i run a railroad
   » play with trains
» tv favorites - quips & quotes
   » loyal ncis fan
   » barney on duty
   » munch on the job
   » until emma returns
   » dangle
   » loyal reality tv fan
   » ponch
   » patience, grasshopper
   » awesome starfleet academy graduate
   » awesome starship captain
   » patsy or edina
   » ab fab
» vacation time
   » on a cruise
» Vampires & Zombies
   » send more paramedics
   » awesome cryptozoologist
» we need coffee
» weather-wise
» who are you?
   » armchair experts
   » boomer, xer, millennial
» who do you love?
   » love ellen
» Who Needs Recipes?
» who says i'm too old?
   » awesome retiree
   » happily retired
   » too young to retire
   » age is just a number
   » i procrastinate too much
   » my senior discount
   » sexy senior is single
   » sexy senior is taken
   » who says i'm too old?
   » curmudgeon
   » grumpy curmudgeon
   » grumpy old man
   » grumpy old man looks like
   » tribal elder
   » ye olde farte
   » born too soon
» Work Humor
» yoga
» You Must Get Up Early
» You're Only as Good as

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love to ride carousels

overthink

love to visit lighthouses

i train reindeer for their games

no one is ier than i

earning a black belt

RIGHTS ACTIVISTS

all about coffee

inked and awesome

awesome tiny house owner

beer and wine and whiskey

assorted great lines

always laugh at their jokes

architects & draftsmen

awesome personality types

awesome parents & grandparents

boating

boats and ships

Camps and Campers

cars

catholics

Choose Your Favorite

Clever, Passionate, etc

Do It Yourself

exercise

farmers & ranchers

fearless hunters

FOOD

friends

funeral director

Gamers and Cosplayers

Going Green

Going Green
Help save the planet, while we still can.

the great outdoors

hobbies

i am woman

i know lots of stuff

i love music

i'd rather be elsewhere

In the News

In the News
For those who need to know.

it's good to be in charge

Journalists

Lead Me Not into Temptation

les miserables

Look Up!

Look Up!
Look up...strange things are flying around!

Math Matters

medical professions

melting pot

Military Honors

Military Honors
Honoring those who served their country.

movie classics - quips & quotes

Music and Dance Teachers

Musician is Always Right

Musicians

My Game, My Rules

my major is

My Soaps

My Soaps
I'd rather be watching my soaps.

nurses

Personal Appearance Pros

Pharmacists

professions

Proud of My State

radio days - quips & quotes

Reading Room

Reading Room
Quips and quotes from and about books and reading.

Relax, I am Here

Relax, the Musician is Here

rodeos & cowboys & cowgirls

School Support People

science & technology

Science Fiction

Science Fiction
Quips and quotes from the worlds of fantasy and science fiction.

secret agents

Social Workers

Sports Fans

Sports Fans
Sometimes, it isn't easy to support your favorite team.

storm chasers

strong, smart, good-looking

teachers 1

theater memories - quips & quotes

Trains

Trains
You never outgrow the love of trains.

tv favorites - quips & quotes

vacation time

Vampires & Zombies

Vampires & Zombies
They're scary, but we love them.

we need coffee

weather-wise

who are you?

who do you love?

who do you love?
Is it someone famous, and just a great person you know?

Who Needs Recipes?

who says i'm too old?

Work Humor

yoga

You Must Get Up Early

You're Only as Good as




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