***TA MA DE! This store has been restricted by legal action by a Certain TV Entity. I apologize if the items you seek can no longer be found. I thank you for your years of patronage & hope you keep flying!***
Ni hao!
Welcome to my shiny Space Bazaar! Here you can find every ruttin' thing your Oppressive Allied Governemnt doesn't want you to have! And if you can't find it, email me at tenthcrewmember@gmail.com and I will dispatch a legion of Terrifyin' Space Monkeys to go get it and bring it back here for you! Thanks for choosing my Space Bazaar, your home for all the things you need in the 'Verse!
Don't forget to download all of my Firefly games for FREE! at http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/
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Black Market Beagle Not to be confused with the really cool shop of a similar name, these are simply shirts for, well, beagles. |
NOT a Dwarf Planet! Pluto has been reclassified as a "Dwarf Planet". Are you as upset as it is by this discrimination? |
It's the length! Pluto maybe small, but it will still be on it's first orbit while bigger, faster planets have come and gone several times. |
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Not a crap moon! Dwarf planet? DWARF PLANET?!!? Well, it could be worse. They could have called you a moon... |
I Scope Out Pluto! Some of us still love Pluto. Some even find it sexy! Do you scope out Pluto on a regular basis? |
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All Smiles At a distance, these look like just another one of those HAVE A NICE DAY smileys. Up close however... |
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The Translator Inspired by sites like Engrish.com and others (though not affiliated with), here are some simply off-the-wall designs for the weird in you! |
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F'ing Lawyers Want to know where all the cool stuff went that was once within this store? Ask those^ guys... |
