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Sexual Positions Mug $12.95 $13.99
Funny Jesus Fish Mug $12.95 $13.99
15oz Mug
15oz Mug
Sexually Frustrated Mug $12.95 $13.99
16oz Insulated Travel Mug
15oz Mug
YES on 69 Mug $12.95 $13.99
15oz Mug
Master Baiter Mug $12.95 $13.99
Masturbating Mug $12.95 $13.99
Dildos Mug $12.95 $13.99
Choked Your Chicken Mug $12.95 $13.99
Ex-Masturbator Mug $15.95 $18.99
15oz Mug
Large Mug $15.95 $18.99
15oz Mug

It’s a new mug, it’s a new day. Feeling good? Let your coffee cup express your morning vibes with Masturbate mugs.

Some mornings it’s difficult to express yourself before finishing that first cup of coffee. Prevent unwanted conversations or show your bright peppy mood though your Masturbate mug. Some days, coffee mugs can make or break a morning. Let your mug do the talking when you have a Masturbate mug. Not in the market for a mug? Masturbate mugs are the perfect gift for many occasions. Save your friend, family member, or coworker from an embarrassing morning by getting them a mug that will speak for them.