» Honesty is an expensive gift, don't expec ...
» Up with no type of purpose
» ?Single as fuck
» don't be that person.
» So happy there's no school tomorrow.
» next year could not come quicker
» I can't come to work today, because I don ...
» Every girl deserves to be treated like a princ ...
» i've probably had more hot chocolate in m ...
» The wars we are in now are meaningless. Oil, o ...
» I look better in person lol
» Chemistry is a monster that ruined my weekend
» Day to clean the living shit out of my room
» My biggest problem is that I compare myself to ...
» I wish I lived in like the olden times
» Trying something different with my hair
» I'm short and he's tall
» Everything I like is either: illegal, immoral, ...
» My fit of rage didn't help my headache....
» I need a gym membership
» Feeling very accomplished
» Keep it real my department
» It doesn't feel like Christmas
» The world is telling me to not go into work today.
» I'm incredibly talented at wasting money
» lucky for you i don't hold grudges
» I miss my mama's cooking
» Peppermint hot chocolate is the greatest thing ...
» there comes a time in life where you get tired ...
» I have no idea what to wear today
» Don't follow your dreams, chase them.
» everything will be alright, if you keep me nex ...
» Does anyone actually read books?
» The "F-WORD" that LIBERALS hate most ...
» I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch a ...
» You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
» Is this going to be a big send off or a somber ...
» Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebrask ...
» I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started ...
» I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it ...
» i want you now
» we're getting ready to take strippers to ...
» i already hear my dad disowning me
» Um, that's called prostitution
» so i had a choice between studying for my phys ...
» i don't have parental supervision. i&apos ...
» if you drink enough to puke, it's like a ...
» What would you say if someone told you they li ...
» I want to just tie you up so you'll still ...
» Pants 0. Shit 1.
» you guys were way drunker than both of me
» The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fe ...
» I feel miserable, can't drink that much w ...
» I would have done the walk of shame but I coul ...
» After last night, I could never be a politician.
» I like my sex mixed with concussions.
» My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the bo ...
» wow. cant help you there...
» I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of ...
» I am doing a scientific study and i need a bri ...
» i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me ...
» someone took a shit in my car last night and l ...
» You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it ...
» Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that like ...
» I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
» Do you remember getting into a Delorean last n ...
» I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and c ...
» if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front ...
» You're so nebulous sometimes
» Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
» Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
» U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside ...
» Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
» I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have ...
» I felt like helen keller
» Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work des ...
» Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
» Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpok ...
» I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soo ...
» why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i&a ...
» I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
» Guys should not giggle. Ever.
» The walls in my apartment are so thin that som ...
» I got so high that I decided to drive with my ...
» a strip club that doesn't allow touching ...
» the best thing about tacos is after you shit t ...
» Put my glitter back.
» are you wasted or are you getting laid?
» i think the world will end when pigs can fly. ...
» so on my way home this naked dude runs right i ...
» I just woke up with a girl who has left and ri ...
» i just walked into a room at this party and so ...
» I'm not really sure how I got home, but j ...
» I'm not working tomorrow. need to take ad ...
» We're going on a mission for new porn. An ...
» if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
» Now that I'm the boss, there's nobod ...
» is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my ...
» you dont need a face to have sex
» Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to becom ...
» condoms and good judgment
» Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
» just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers.. ...
» 2 and a half
» 3 mINuteS
» 5 Minutes
» a better man
» About a dollar
» About to eat some pizza
» actually fuck off
» Adventure is out there
» Afraid to sleep
» After I eat something
» A Girl Is Priceless
» All at the same time
» All for nothing.
» All I ever wanted was the truth.
» All in all is all we are
» all i want is some chinese food.
» All my fault..
» all these
» Alone in my house...
» Also I am a slut
» Also I am a slut
» Always being like this.
» Always hungry
» Always hungry
» Always in his underwear
» And am about to cry
» And don't care
» and he said
» And I dance dance dance
» And I don't like that
» And if i could just forget all about it that w ...
» and if you can stand
» And if you don't want me
» And I'm sick
» And I need a nap
» And I suck
» And it is time for them to leave
» And it's always my best friend
» and it's raining
» and it starts
» And it's the beginning of the end
» And just like that
» And just what i NEEDED
» and life
» and make me
» And maybe I don't love you
» And my day is done
» And now I feel like an asshole.
» And on top of it all
» And still going
» and take a shot
» And that's why I don't fuck with you
» And then get ready for the game
» and then i woke up
» And they don't care what they do
» And think
» And this is why I didn't go to the game
» And we just keep going
» And you left me
» And you're so rich
» and you're welcome.
» and you want to die
» Anything is possible
» April fools day
» Are you still up
» A shot in the dark.
» as if
» at least i look cute
» At least i wouldn't have been at home
» At peace.
» At The Hospital.
» at this point, I might as well just give up
» At this point I really just wanna be happy.
» at work.
» Baby if you give it to me I'll give it to you
» back for you
» Back in the city
» back to home
» bad day
» bc i want to do that
» Be a good listener.
» Be alright.
» Be careful what you ask for
» because i do.
» because i hate you
» because no
» Been a while
» Been on that
» before you
» Be happy girl
» Be productive today
» Be the Fastest
» Be with someone who is
» Bird is the word
» bitch, I MIGHT BE
» Blah Blah Blah
» Blame yourself for being a vagina
» Boston is the sHiT
» Bout to get on this road
» bout to get ready for tonight
» Bring me food so I can eat it.
» bout to shower
» But at least I have him
» But don't fuck with me...
» But I can teach you something
» But I can't fall asleep.
» But I don't want to move
» but i have nothing to be proud of
» but i like it
» But I love you. It hurt so much.
» But in a good way.
» But I thought
» But money
» But my heart
» But not me
» but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.
» But that's just me I'm a loser
» But they don't take things for granted..
» But they're the cutest
» but you dont want to look stupid
» But you hate me
» Buy a car
» Call me call me call me
» Can I be happy
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don't be that person.
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as if
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at work.
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back for you
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back to home
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bad day
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bc i want to do that
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because i do.
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because i hate you
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before you
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Be productive today
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bitch, I MIGHT BE
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Boston is the sHiT
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bout to shower
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but i like it
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