The Zombie Survival Guide
Welcome to the Zombie Survival Guide. Our goal is to help you prepare, plan and survive when a Zombie Attack occurs. We have been madly documenting everything we know about Zombies and we believe that this guide will help you. Read it. Memorize it. Purchase our ZombieSG Guaranteed Survival Gear to survive the next Zombie attack.
There have been many Zombie Attacks in the past. The government likes to cover them up, but we have obtained photos of the offending Zombies. Our Know Your Zombie section details the different types of Zombies available.
Being prepared is a motto that we all need to follow. The Be Prepared Section outlines how to be ready when another Zombie outbreak occurs. Read it. Follow it.
Our Zombie Attack Rules (ZAR) are core tenant to follow when the attack does occur. Following these rules will keep you alive.
Finally, our Zombie Alert Section tells you how to be aware when a Zombie Attack is either about to occur or is occuring.
Our lawyers were also contacted by the Zombies are People too Society (ZAPTS) and so we are including some pamphlets to help keep those brain hungry zombie...errr...lawyers off our backs.
So read, plan, prepare, and buy our ZombieSG gear to ensure you safely survive the next Zombie attack. You never know, it could be happening right now!