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Nanobiotechnician Button

Fight the NWO! Disguise yourself as a nanobiotechnician and sneak into Black Helicopter facilities to commit sabotage. No one will question this official looking button.

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Express yourself! Pin on our attention-grabbing buttons. It's a great way to wear and share what's on your mind. Add them to a fun banner or fabric for a unique decorating twist. Collect 'em, trade 'em.

2.25 inch diameter
Metal shell
Mylar/UV protecting cover
Pinned metal back

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