R.N.C. '04 : Yankee Pot Roast Shopping Bonanza

Y.P.R.’s “R.N.C. in N.Y.C. ’04”:
Exclusive Gear for Faraway Republicans
Visiting Our Liberal Blue City

Blue State T-shirts
For faraway Republicans visiting our blue state...

Bush/Jesus T-Shirts
With a piscine-shaped checkbox, and the following endorsement on back:
"I'm Jesus H. Christ and I approved this T-shirt."

Intimate Apparel
Undergarments for your left and right wings.