The Beatrice Arthur T-Shirt is available in the following hues: Opportunity White, Duality Grey, Pepto Pink, Cowardice Yellow, and Bea Green. Styles? We've got your standard government-issue cotton T-shirt, a ladies' T, a baby T for the sexy ladies, fitted T-shirts for the hunks, an organic cotton shirt for those who inexplicably fear normal cotton, and even a no-frills cheapo-quality value T-shirt for the skinflints. Huzzah!
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