Sayings and Quips: 34

Makes your mouth water

Makeshift memorial

Makin a list and checkin it twice

Makin bacon

Making a bad decision is better than making no dec

Making a mountain out of a molehill

Making the beast with two backs

Making whoopee

Male chauvinist

Mama said there would be days like this

Man after my own heart

Man and mouse alike both end up in pussy

Man bites dog

Man does not live by bread alone

Man in the moon

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to

Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with st

Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam

Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of th

Man who buy many prunes get good run for money

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have crappy

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons

Man who excels at putting worm on hook is master b

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew

Man who fight with wife all day get no peace at ni

Man who fishes in other mans well often catches cr

Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with s

Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smel

Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with so

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake with smel

Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling chan

Man who have hand in pockets not crazy just feelin

Man who have head up ass have crappy outlook on li

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion

Man who jumps off cliff jumps to conclusion

Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble pu

Man who kiss epileptic woman may get tongue tied

Man who kisses girls behind gets crack in face

Man who lay girl on hill not on level

Man who lay woman on ground get peace on earth

Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion

Man who live in glass house dress in basement

Man who live in glass house should not throw parti

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes

Man who lose key to apartment not get new key

Man who lose key to girlfriends apartment get no n

Man who loses key to ladys apartment get no new ke

Man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot

Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to f

Man who masturbate into cash register soon come in

Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking new

Man who put cock in peanut butter jar is fing nuts

Man who put rooster in ice compartment take out st

Man who puts pecker in peanut butter jar is fing n

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man who run in front of car get tired

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails

Man who shoot off mouth bound to lose face

Man who sit on an upturned tack shall surely rise

Man who sit on tack get point

Man who sleep in cathouse by day sleep in doghouse

Man who sleep on railroad tracks wake up with spli

Man who smoke pot choke on handle

Man who snatches kisses when young kisses snatches

Man who sneezes without handkerchief takes matters

Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into h

Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss

Man who stand behind car get exhausted

Man who stand in front of car get tired

Man who stand on toilet high on pot

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

Man who stick foot in mouth get athletes tongue

Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things

Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon bu

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will so

Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways go

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient

Man with athletic finger make broad jump

Man with glass house must dress in basement

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Man with no feet

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck

Man with tool in woman mouth may not necessarily b

Man young when he snatches kisses old when he kiss

Mans best friend

Mans dinner table without subject coming up

Mans inhumanity to man

Many a mickle macks a muckle

Many are called but few are chosen

Many hands make light the work

Many hands make light work

Many happy returns

Many moons

Many people quit looking for work when they find a

Many splendored thing

March to the beat of a different drummer

Mares eat oats and does eat oats

Mares nest

Marital aid

Mark my words

Mark time

Marriage An expensive way of getting your laundry

Marriage is grand divorce a hundred grand

Marriage is not a word It is a sentence

Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted

Matrimony is not a word it is a sentence

Matter what you chose

May be the things left by those who got there firs



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