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Four

Cold Cold Heart

Cold Cold Heart
Come melt my cold, cold heart!

ASSHOLISM

100% Douche

New Section

Skull Fucked

Skull Fucked
Feel like you've got a bullseye on your forehead?

She's a Very Creepy Girl

CUNTCICLE

LET THEM DIE

I Don't Roll On Shabbos!

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Nothing Exceeds like Excess

It's in the hole!

Tie me up?

DOODIE!

GAY RAY

Sp-eye-der

Totally Gay-Free!

Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry Bomb!

Stalker Jesus

Lucky Punk?

Swamp Donkey

Lemons & Razorblades

Hush Little Baby

B.B.

Heart Breaker

Whoop-Dee-Ta!

Dean Loves Posse; that's why we love Dean!

Guacadonut

Room 420

I Heart Anal

No Man's Land

Stone Cold Fox

Republican Activism

Pacific Rim Jobs

Size of that Chicken

Fucking Rose Garden

Royal Bubbles Car Wash

I Heart Detective Dan

Detroit Vinyl

I'll Swallow Your Soul!

Smitey McSmiterson

House of Technical Virginity

I was led to believe there would be cake...

Schnitzengruben

Winchester Hunt Club

I heart illegal Canadian's, 'eh!

Respect the Vag!

Morning Fuckers!

Tea Bagger Brigade

What kind of fuckery?

Bongwater Betty

Hey! You kids get the fuck off my lawn!

Colonel Angus

Douchey McDouche

9-1-Taint

Old School Bitches!



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