YoungWizards.Com Online Gift Shop : Just The Oath
DISCLAIMER:
These items do not constitute an offer of wizardry or of probationary wizard status. They merely duplicate the language of a typical recension of the Oath as reported to be offered in some North American cultures. The buyer agrees to hold the seller(s) blameless for anything that happens, or fails to happen, when reading the words of the Oath very quietly under your breath while no one's looking.
Void where prohibited by law (and if it is, you know the Lone Power's been busy in the neighborhood).