xtcian

Okay, search terms! Here's the "Bridge to Nowhere" shirt, an anti-Bush Coastopia classic and the I Hated Duke Before Hating Duke Was Cool shirt!

The Dook shirt should be self-explanatory.

So should "The Bridge to Nowhere"

As for the other: Many of us decided that we can't live in the old United States anymore, because so many of you in the "heartland" are so full of bile. We were all going to move to various other countries, but then we thought - why should WE move?

Our solution? We seceded. Greetings from American Coastopia!

enjoy!