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Xpresit Network Novelty Items : Politically Incorrectness : NO LAME PICKUP LINES You ladies have heard it all before as the onslaught of lusers approach you at your local establishment with some of the LAMEST attempts to get you in the sack ever uttered by retarded alpha males. I'm sure you'd love nothing more than to beat the snot out of them, but -- not worth the jail time. Well, with this legally posted notice on your chest (that section of your persona most of the guys are paying closest attention to anyways) this gives them fair warning and gives you the right to introduce your pretty toes to their aching manhood at a rate of 100MPH as your leg thrust provides them with whole new levels of pain and suffering! NO PICKUP LINES (Woman's Green T-Shirt) $17.99 NO LAME PICKUP LINES (Woman's Ringer T) $17.99 NO LAME PICKUP LINES (Woman's T-Shirt) $11.99 NO LAME PICKUP LINES (Women's Light T-Shirt) $17.99 NO LAME PICKUP LINES (Women's T-Shirt) $17.99 NO LAME PICKUP LINES (Women's Tank Top) $17.99 NO LAME PICKUP LINES (Woman's Yellow T-Shirt) $17.99 NO LAME PICKUP LINES (Women's V-Neck T-Shirt) $18.99 NO LAME PICKUP LINES (Women's Plus Size Scoop) $27.99 NO LAME PICKUP LINES (Women's Plus Size V-Neck) $27.99 Politically Incorrectness Maternity T-Shirt $26.99 BOYCOTT RIAA NEWS FEED (Works with Firefox, IE might be problematic) CLICK HERE FOR OTHER COOL NEWS FEEDS . . . Recent Orders Edit Your Order Shipping Rates Return or Exchanges Satisfaction Guaranteed Customer Service Xpresit Home Xpresit Forums (Malkavia) Malkavia BBS Signup Xpresit BBS Listing Ditch Winblowz BBS Crawler Search

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